HEY. SO, DID EVERYTHING GO OKAY
WITH THE, UH, ANNULMENT?
YEAH, NO PROBLEMS. IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF.
ROSS, THANK YOU. AAH...
HEY, DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE?
OH, YEAH. WHY NOT?
I'LL GET MY SWEATER.
OKAY.
YOU WANT... YOU WANT ALWAYS. SOMETHING WEIRD - ALWAYS
I DIDN'T GET THE ANNULMENT
WHAT?
WE'RE STILL MARRIED.
DON'T TELL RACHEL.
SEE YOU LATER.
HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY GUM. - OH YEAH.
WAIT! WAIT!
HI. LISTEN, ROSS, CAN I JUST TALK TO YOU
FOR JUST A SECOND?
PHOEBE, BUT WE'LL BE LATE FOR THE MOVIE.
OH, THERE'S A CAB!
TAXI!
OH, THAT'S LUCKY, HUH?
GOOD TIMING.
MY GOD, HUH... THERE YOU GO.
WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST GOING TO WALK
'CAUSE IT'S RIGHT UP THERE AT THE ANGELIKA.
OH, THE ANGELIKA! GO! GO!
YOU DIDN'T GET THE ANNULMENT?!
WELL, I TRIED, BUT WHEN I GOT TO MY LAWYER'S OFFICE
ALL I COULD HEAR WAS "THREE DIVORCES!"
"THREE DIVORCES!"
LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT MY TOMBSTONE
TO READ "ROSS GELLER, THREE DIVORCES."
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT THAT.
YOUR TOMBSTONE CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO SAY.
IT CAN SAY "ROSS GELLER, GOOD AT MARRIAGE."
LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS.. I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER FAILED MARRIAGE
SO, OKAY, WHAT?
YOU'RE GOING TO BE MARRIED TO A GIRL
WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT.
WOMAN! SORRY.
WELL, OKAY, SO I DON'T HAVE IT ALL WORKED OUT QUITE YET.
JUST DON'T, DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO RACHEL, PLEASE.
RACHEL IS ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS.
ALTHOUGH, BEING THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS ABOUT THIS
DOES MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL.
OKAY.
OKAY, STOP, STOP, STOP!
PHOEBE!
HEY, RACH!
WHAT WAS THAT?
SORRY. MIX-UP.
HEY, HOW WAS THE MOVIE?
I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET.
ROSS.
THEN YOU BETTER HURRY.
THE ANGELIKA! GO! GO!
WHAT?! NO!
ROSS, IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.
SO, YOU'LL HAVE BEEN DIVORCED THREE TIMES.
YOU'LL STILL HAVE A LIFE.
YOU'LL GO ON DATES.
NO. NO. NO, I WON'T.
I'LL BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DATING BARREL NOW.
THE ONLY GUYS BELOW ME WILL BE FOUR-DIVORCE GUY
UH, MURDERER GUY AND... AND GEOLOGISTS.
ROSS, YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS, OKAY?
YOU ARE CUTE AND SMART AND SWEET
AND THAT IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN THREE STUPID DIVORCES.
OH, YEAH? HAVE YOU EVER DATED ANYONE
WHO'S BEEN DIVORCED THREE TIMES?
THAT'S NOT REALLY FAIR, YOU KNOW.
MOST GUYS WHO'VE BEEN DIVORCED THREE TIMES ARE LIKE 60.
ROSS, NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS EXCEPT YOU.
YOU... THIS EMBARRASSMENT THING IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
COME HERE.
WHAT?
HI. HI. LISTEN.
MY FRIEND ROSS IS ABOUT TO BE DIVORCED FOR THE THIRD TIME
BUT WOULDN'T YOU DATE HIM?
AND IF YOU WAIT RIGHT HERE
I'LL GO GET ROSS.
OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, LADIES?
WHO WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED?
WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE HIM?
WELL, THE DIVORCES DON'T BOTHER ME.
I'D DATE HIM, BUT NOT WHILE HE'S STILL MARRIED.
OKAY, WHAT ABOUT YOU? WOULDN'T YOU WANT A DATE?
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT DATING AT ALL.
SEE, I FIGURED OUT THAT I WAS ONLY DATING GUYS
THAT WERE, LIKE, BAD FOR ME.
SO I DECIDED THAT UNTIL I COULD WORK THAT OUT...
GOOD, GOOD, WHATEVER.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, MEG?
WELL, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DIVORCES EITHER
BUT I WOULDN'T DATE HIM.
IT'S JUST
THAT HE'S OBVIOUSLY STILL IN LOVE WITH THIS RACHEL GIRL.
WHAT?
SHE SAID
"HE'S OBVIOUSLY STILL IN LOVE WITH THIS RACHEL GIRL."
THIS IS CRAZY.
I MEAN, YES, YES, RACHEL IS MY GOOD FRIEND
AND I HAVE LOVED HER IN THE PAST
BUT NOW SHE IS JUST MY WIFE.
PHOEBE, WILL YOU HELP ME OUT HERE?
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED HER WHEN YOU MARRIED HER.
WE WERE DRUNK.
I WOULD HAVE MARRIED, UH, JOEY
WITH THAT AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL.
HEY! YOU COULD DO A LOT WORSE THAN JOEY TRIBBIANI.
I'M SORRY, BUT YOU GUYS ARE WRONG.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE DIVORCED THREE TIMES.
YES, AND NOW HE'S USING THIS THREE-DIVORCES REASON
BECAUSE HE WANTS TO STAY MARRIED TO HER
BECAUSE HE LOVES HER.
I MUST SAY, WELL DONE.
BRAVO, MEG.
OKAY, FINE, FINE.
IF THIS WHAT YOU THINK, FORGET
ABOUT THE WHOLE THREE-DIVORCE THING, OKAY?
I'LL GO TO MY LAWYER'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW
AND GET THIS MARRIAGE ANNULLED, OKAY?
SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME.
NOTH... NOTHING!
OKAY, NOW I WOULDN'T DATE YOU
BECAUSE YOU SEEM A LITTLE CREEPY.
I AM SO ATTRACTED TO HIM RIGHT NOW.