- I just feel like someone reached down my throat,
grabbed my small intestine,
pulled it out of my mouth
and tied it around my neck. - Cookie?
(audience laughing)
(ding)
- Carol moved her stuff out today.
- [Group] Oh.
- So what's new, still a --
- A lesbian? - Well.
(audience laughing)
You never know.
Everyone, this is Julie. - Julie.
- [Group] Oh.
Hi!
(ding)
(building dramatic music)
- Ugh, maybe we should just take a break.
- Fine, you're right, let's take a break,
let's get some frozen yogurt or something.
- No, a break from us.
- What, are you married?
'Cause that's okay.
(audience laughing)
(building dramatic music)
Morning.
(audience laughing)
(ding)
- Hey! - Hey.
- My boss let me off early so I took the train.
- You know, I gotta tell ya,
I just loved your look when you were bald.
- Really?
Hey everybody. - Wow.
(nervous laughing)
(ding)
- I mean, my mom never thought this would work out.
She was all "Once a cheater, always a cheater."
- [Ross] We were on a break!
- [Phoebe] Hey, what are you guys looking at?
- [Chandler] Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world.
- I know!
(audience laughing)
Hmm.
(audience laughing)
- Would you like to come in?
(audience laughing)
- Aw!
- Hello.
(audience laughing)
- Hello.
- Emily. - Yes?
- I'm Rachel Green. - Thank goodness.
- Hello, oh, hey Ross.
- What's he saying?
- He's with Emily at a bed and breakfast in Vermont.
- Who the hell is Emily?
(gasping) No!
(audience laughing)
- Why don't we?
- Why don't we what?
- Get married.
- I, Ross. - Take thee, Emily.
- Take thee, Rachel.
(audience shouting)
- Tell us about her.
- Ross, you left your scarf in...
(audience shouting)
You're a very sweet person, Ross.
(audience laughing)
Unfortunately, I just don't think I can take another second
of your whining!
(audience laughing)
(laughing)
- Hello Mrs Ross! - Woo hoo,
why hello Mr Rachel!
(audience laughing)
- What happened to your teeth?
- I whitened them.
(audience laughing)
- You know, you're a really great listener.
Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.
- Mm-hmm.
Where were we?
(audience laughing)
- What's the matter with you?
(audience laughing)
- What's the matter with me?
You've got a blacklight, it's 1999!
(audience laughing)
(ding)
- Whoa.
(audience laughing)
That was your sister actually,
she thinks you're just using me.
(audience laughing)
- So?
(audience laughing)
(audience cheering)
(ding)
- I'm a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie
in my evaluation,
but would you maybe wanna go out with me sometime?
- Oh, I don't think that would be the best idea.
- Oh, 'cause I was thinking the semester's over.
Shut the book.
(ding)
- Hi, I'm Ross, I don't believe we've met,
I'm Monica's older brother.
- Oh hi, I'm Mona from her restaurant.
- Oh, hello Mona from her restaurant.
(audience laughing)
- Hi, I'm Ross Gellar. - Oh hi,
I'm Professor Wheeler.
- Oh, that's nice.
(audience laughing)
- There was another reason that I realized
it was time to end it with Joey.
I kind of realized I was starting to have feelings
for someone else.
- Please don't go.
Okay, I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now, I love you.
Do not get on this plane.
Rachel.
- I'm so sorry.
(ding)
I got off the plane.
(audience cheering)