- PASS THAT DOWN, PLEASE. - OKAY.
- AND THIS IS YOURS.
WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME, AND IT'S CALLED "NEVER HAVE I,"
AND HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
I'M GONNA ASK A SERIES OF QUESTIONS
LIKE "NEVER HAVE I LIED TO MY BOSS,"
AND YOU HAVE TO JUST HOLD THAT UP, "I HAVE; NEVER HAVE I."
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
NEVER, UH, EVER HAVE I
STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY DRESSING ROOM.
MINE. - YOUR DRESSING ROOM?
- HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN ANYTHING FROM MY--
- FROM YOUR DRESSING ROOM. - YES.
GOOD. NEVER HAVE. GOOD.
[laughter]
NEVER EVER HAVE I HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
[laughter]
audience: Aww!
[applause]
- NEVER EVER HAVE I USED SOMEONE ELSE'S TOOTHBRUSH.
[laughter]
NEVER EVER HAVE I SAID A BABY WAS CUTE
WHEN IT WAS OBVIOUSLY UGLY.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause] NO?
NEVER EVER HAVE I BEEN TO A NUDE BEACH.
[laughter]
- AM I A PRUDE?
- YEAH, I THINK SO. - [laughs]
- NEVER EVER HAVE I SEEN A GHOST.
- OKAY, WHAT IF YOU'VE SENSED A PRESENCE?
- SAME THING.
- YEAH, THAT'S WHY I DID IT HALFWAY.
- ALL RIGHT. - OKAY.
[laughter]
- 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW, DO YOU?
YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE POINT. - GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST.
- YOU DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN--
[laughter]
- UNLESS YOU'VE SEEN ONE.
AND HE'S SEEN--I'VE SEEN--
- YOU HAVE SEEN? - YOU HAVE? YOU DEFINITELY HAVE?
- AND I'VE SEEN ONE, YES. - YOU HAVE SEEN ONE.
- I HAVE. - REALLY SEEN ONE?
- REALLY SEEN ONE.
NEVER EVER HAVE I SEXTED.
- I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS AFTER--
- SEXTED? - SEXTED.
WELL, IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, THEN YOU--
- NO, I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
"THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2" OPENS IN THEATERS MAY 2ND.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
FANTASTIC.
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