HI there
Is this the Wordplay Airport?
Yes it is how can I help you?
I'd like to book a flight please.
Certainly sir
Where are you bound?
At the wrists
And it's cutting off the circulation.
So you are looking for an escape?
Yes
I'm thinking Paris.
And what is the purpose of this flight?
To transport cargo and passengers
from Dublin to Paris via the air
Correct.
Why Paris?
Oh it's my honeymoon.
Congratulations, should I book 2 seats?
Oh no need my wife departed early this morning.
Oh I'm sorry to hear that.
Yes it was quite a shock.
Anything to declare?
She was the love of my life.
And I'll never love anyone again.
No with regards to customs.
Yes she wanted to be buried at sea
Well you are terminal two
Oh God how long do I have?
45 minutes
Do you think I'm going to make it?
None of us know what really awaits us at the gates.
That's true.
So, Business class?
Oh no thanks I'm already signed up for art class.
Will I book you a seat in the aisle?
Wouldn't I be in the way?
Yeah, could be quite dangerous.
So this is a non smoking flight
Except at the back where the exhaust is
There's lots of smoke there.
I know you don't really do this anymore
but is there
any chance I could have a look at the cockpit?
Oh yeah no problem at all.
Wow
Now I see you have 2 big black bags
Yes I didn't sleep very well last night.
I'm a bit hungover
I'll just give you this
Thanks
Now for your luggage. Any checked bags?
One checked bag
and
the other one is a bit more tartan.
Any carry on?
Yeah
A bit from the kids in the car but sure
No sir carry on
in flight entertainment
We have Carry On Up The Kyber
Or Carry On Nurse?
Neither thanks
Now any carry on luggage sir?
Yes please
How many pieces?
Two pieces.
There was an accident.
So here are your tickets.
Thank you and is that my plane?
It's not mine anyway.
Well you better get going
It's three flights to get there.
I thought it was direct?
Yes but there is three flights of stairs on the way.
How long will that take?
Well it depends on your gate.
Well I do tend to shuffle.
Well I would recommend long strides.
Good idea.
So you should arrive in Paris at 5.45pm
Oh God I get so nervous around landings
Really?
I always think I'm going to fall down the stairs.
Well have a nice trip.
Thank you very much.
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