- My ears feel so violated. - (moist chewing)
(high-pitched alarm) - I cannot... lose!
♪ (industrial intro) ♪
- (FBE) So today, we are gonna be doing a Try Not to Take Off
Your Headphones Challenge. - Ohhh.
I'm scared. (chuckles) - This is gonna be bad.
This is gonna be bad. - As a kid, when I used
to go to concerts, I used to sit next to the speakers.
So, like, I'm not [bleep] [inaudible], so it's okay.
- (FBE) Are you ready to do this? - (chuckles, squeaks) No.
These usually aren't that fun.
- I'm scared for my eardrums right now.
- Oh, ASMR. - (loud crunching)
[Bleep]. [Bleep] that's loud.
- This is my biggest pet peeve. I hate listening to people chew.
- I do not like the chewing. I don't under-- ugh.
Close your mouth, please.
- (loud crunching) - Ew, this one's static-y.
It's not even in high quality.
- I have body chills right now.
This is not okay. - Oh my god. (chuckles)
Is it almost done? Because I can't.
- Ew! No, no, no, no, no! - (loud crunching)
- Okay. That's enough. (buzzer)
- Isn't ASMR supposed to be relaxing?
- The onion rings look good, though.
And now I'm hungry. Is this Try Not
to Get Hungry Challenge? 'Cause I failed.
- (loud crunching) - How loud can onion rings be?!
Jesus Christ. Oh my god! My ears are-- I'm already ringing!
It's like eeee. - It was just extra annoying.
Extra, extra annoying where I wanted to punch something.
- It was annoying, but it was tolerable.
I had a feeling it was gonna be a lot worse, though. (chuckles)
♪ (upbeat, distorted music) ♪ - Oh, god. This is horrible. Ah!
- Oh, god! [Bleep] this! Why is it so loud?!
That's my favorite dance in Fortnite!
That was even louder than the first one!
(buzzer) - Fortnite annoys me.
I love with an 11-year-old, and I've just grown to hate it.
♪ (upbeat, distorted music) ♪
- (giggles)
♪ (distorted EDM music) ♪
- We should turn off the lights and get some lasers going.
♪ (distorted rock music) ♪ - Okay, I like the--
I actually really like this. (chuckles)
- I feel like I'm getting into this one.
- Yo, Fortnite dance challenge number three, here we go.
♪ (distorted rock music) ♪
- Why?
- Ah.
- Ah, man! That's annoying and really loud.
- (softly) Oh my god. That was really hard to get through.
- I thoroughly enjoyed that, actually.
It just reminded me of being at a concert.
- I'm sure one will mess me up, and I'll need therapy,
but so far, so good.
(distorted tone) - What is this?!
- Oh, [bleep].
(distorted tone) - I feel like this is what
you hear when you arrive at the gates of hell.
- Oh, that's just pure terribleness. (buzzer)
- Okay. It felt like my head
was gonna explode. (buzzer)
- Are you guys showing me the tape from "The Ring"?
Do I have seven days after this?
Is this what this is?
- Trying to stay calm.
That made me just wanna punch everything.
- There's nothing else going on in that video.
It's just really meant to make your ears bleed.
- I feel like I'm doing good. Maybe I just have a high pain tolerance.
- (loud screaming) - Ohh. I remember this trend.
- This one's just funny, but I'm guessing you're gonna
play it a lot, so I'm gonna get really annoyed.
- It just makes you wanna scream with it.
(screams) - Ahhh!
Ahhh! - (loud screaming)
- We get it. (chuckles) - I keep thinking
it's gonna be the last time. - I keep thinking something different
is gonna happen, though. (chuckles) But nope!
- (loud screaming)
- Everything's fine, little guy. No, no. No need to scream.
Okay. See? I calmed him down.
- When you scream the inner rage that you have,
you're just able to do everything after that.
I really just kind of melted after I shouted.
I was like, yeah, no, I'm good. This is fine. This is okay.
- That one wasn't as bad. The other ones were just annoying.
This one was, like, it's annoying, but it's funny.
♪ (Toto, "Africa") ♪
- This is a banger. What are you--
- Oh, man. This sounds nice already, so I know it's gonna get worse.
- (off-key) ♪ I hear the drums echoing tonight ♪
- This made me so incredibly sad.
I LOVE this song! - (off-key) ♪ ...hears only whispers
of some quiet conversation ♪
- This is really off. - This sounds Satanic.
I don't appreciate what they're doing to this bop.
- (off-key) ♪ It's gonna take a while to drag me... ♪
- (chuckles) That's [bleep]-- that's bad. That is bad.
- (off-key) ♪ There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do ♪
- (snapping) - ♪ I bless the rains down... ♪
- Is this my cover? Did you guys get me singing in the shower?
- Why does it still slap, though? It's so bad, but it's so good.
- (chuckles) I'm so offended. - That was so bad.
That one didn't make me wanna take my headphones off.
That one made me wanna die. (chuckles) I wanna die now.
- I love that song, and it hurts now.
The beat still slapped, so I didn't need to take
my headphones off. But that one tried me.
- It's unholy to be that off-pitch with that type of song.
You can't tell me that you're gonna play this and have them singing,
number one, off-key, number two, way off beat,
and expect me, somebody who loves music,
to be okay with that. No! This is a sin. How dare you?
- (sighs) - (loud crunching)
- I hate ASMR.
- One right after the other. This is also terrible.
- (groans) That's so bad. - (loud crunching)
- Why? Ahh. I just don't like
the wet tongue sound. (buzzer)
- My ears feel so violated. So violated.
- People that chew like that deserve to be put inside of asylums.
- I don't hate this as much as I thought I would.
- I had some pickles the other day. I love pickles.
- I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding.
That is the worst video I have ever seen in my life,
and I don't wanna hear this woman eating a pickle
ever again in my whole life. (buzzer)
- (sighs) I just really wanna know who said,
"Why don't I just sit in front of my mic
and chew on things and turn this into content?"
- The loud noises, like the bass turned up,
I can do fine. But when it's weird chewing noises,
that's when I have to tap out.
(high-pitched alarm) - God! No!
"The loudest alarm sound ever"? - OH, GOD! AHH!
- No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. (buzzer)
(high-pitched alarm)
- (giggles) (buzzer)
- I don't mind. O-kay! Well, there it is. You got me.
- (FBE) What happened? - Oh, I don't know.
It's just maybe the loudest alarm sound ever,
so... mm. (buzzer)
- AHHH! (laughs) (buzzer)
- I sleep through all my alarms anyway,
so, I mean, it's not that bad.
- But I doubt this is the loudest alarm sound ever.
(high-pitched alarm)
- Stop.
- I'm actually vibing to it.
- I'm suffering through dance.
- I need this as a ringtone.
- I'm almost done with the challenge.
I cannot... lose!
- That was a lot. That was definitely a lot.
- Am I done? Is it over? - Oh my god.
That was just so loud and annoying and high-pitched.
Nothing should ever be that high-pitched.
I don't know. (chuckles)
- (FBE) You just won this challenge. - Huh? (laughs)
(ding) Can you guys hear anything?
- Oh, yes! I never win challenges.
- I think my pride of winning just got me through it.
(ding) - Oh my gosh.
Those last two were difficult. My head is literally buzzing
from all that. It's like, okay, we need to chill.
My ears are trying to get back to, you know, what the room tone is.
It's fine. - Almost won. Story of my life.
I always get so close to winning and then just, you know,
when it comes down to crunch time, last one... (sighs) couldn't close!
- Thanks for watching College Kids React.
Shoutout to MissFalling and Sweatpants.
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- Let us know in the comments what hurts your ears.
- Thanks for watching, guys. Bye! - (loudly) Hey, guys!
Ethan here from FBE! Thank you so much
for watching this episode! And if you wanna check out
more episodes, be sure to click on some of those down below!
BYE! Gah. (headphones clatter)