- Oh my god.
(peaceful music)
I can't, I can't.
Please go, go, go.
- You gotta get in.
(woman laughing)
- We've been at my mom's house a few days
and trying to get along with her is exhausting.
And we need to take the edge off.
Dude I was so hungry.
- You're smoking weed in front of my house.
Don't you laugh at me at my house you Mr. Disrespectful.
- I'm not disrespecting you.
- You think it's funny? - [Man] No.
- You think it's funny?
Well I don't think it's funny.
Weed gets caught in my house, this baby's gone.
Gone!
You won't take care of your baby.
- You wouldn't let me anyways.
- You know what it is, high, high.
You're both high.
- My first ultrasound's today
and Cole took the morning off to come,
but we have to take Aubrey to school first
and it's a lot of work getting everyone ready on time.
Oh my god it's the most stressful morning of my life.
Oh my god I said it four times!
- [Cole] I know, I know.
- Go! - [Cole] Go grab it?
- Yes!
Don't get married
because they drive you nuts.
Oh my god!
- [Aubrey] Mom?
- [Mom] What?
- [Cole] I had to get my shoes on.
- I'm gonna be late.
It's already-
- [Mom] Yeah Aubrey, you're gonna be late.
- Watch out everybody.
- [Mom] You have a memory (mumbles).
- I know.
But were you holding the baby?
- Cole I do this every morning.
- I know you do.
- Oh my god you guys seriously drive me insane.
Anyway, we're gonna have pictures of the baby
when we pick you up from school.
- [Cole] Isn't that exciting?
- Yeah.
- Look at you, you're going to be a big sister
to a lot of kids.
- [Cole] Yeah.
Good thing you're really good at it.
- We're gonna drop you off at the door,
you just run in.
Okay girl?
- I really don't wanna say this
but where in the hell is your book bag?
Oh my god.
- Oh my god!
I'm done!
We're gonna have to bring that later.
Way later. I don't even know if we can bring it today
because we're not going home.
- You're just not gonna have your bag.
We're terrible.
- I just want to do this by myself everyday
because when you two are both involved, no.
- I got no gas either.
Oh guys we're terrible.
- Cole.
- For real.
- Well we're going straight to that appointment.
- [Cole] Oh I know.
- [Mom] Hey Aubrey, goodbye, have a great day.
I love you.
- Just tell your teacher you forgot your bag.
We just don't have your bag, okay?
- We still agree, we don't want to have
Jace see Andrew anyways.
- Yeah I mean now that he didn't even show up in New York
and then he calls you the last minute saying
oh I'm in Florida.
Surprise, surprise.
So much irresponsibilities that he has shown.
It's not right for Jace to meet him right now.
- No.
You eat this or is it decoration?
- You can eat that.
It's arugula.
I like it.
- I like it, I'm just asking.
Sometimes they just put it on there for a garnish.
- They decorate stuff now so weirdly
that you don't know what you can eat anymore or not.
- Last night I went inside Louis's house
while he was at work
and I bought over 300 crickets
and I threw them in his house.
- Savage.
- I feel so bad.
- Girl he didn't feel bad when he
stuck his penis in somebody's vagina.
What if he went to bring a girl home last night and-
- That's what I'm saying.
What if there was a girl there last night
and she was like what the (bleep) is this?
- People talk.
Let them know like oh my god his house is dirty.
He has crickets in his house.
Don't go home and sleep with him.
- But it was so loud, Brittney.
You could hear them moving and they were really really loud.
(everyone laughs)
- You think he's stupid, he knows.
- He knows it's me?
- He knows.
- Nah, he doesn't know.
- 1,000 crickets or whatever don't just pop up.
You ain't sneaky, you just really-
- He's not gonna know it's me. He's not.
There's no way in hell.
- So this is gonna sound totally bad,
but I walk into my house and I'm like
taking off my clothes or whatever
and I see ... I have crickets.
(Briana laughs)
In my room.
I'm not even joking with you.
You think I'm making this up and I'm really not.
So I went to the office this morning but it was closed.
I left them a real rude message.
I have crickets in my room
so I feel like a neighbor has either lizards or something
and they dropped it or something.
I don't know.
(Britany laughs)
And then I was going through the walls looking for crickets
and vacuuming them with the hose.
So I know my vacuum thing is full of crickets right now.
(Britany laughs)
And I woke up today and I found more crickets.
I don't really wanna sleep in my house.
It's so disgusting.
You can hear it.
Listen to the phone.
- What's that?
- Crickets!
They were literally like cricket, cricket, all night.
I was so done.
- I have to go to the bathroom. (laughs)
- It's a funny ass story.
Definitely did not make that one up.
Yeah that was my morning.
- I have to use the bathroom.
Oh my god that is so funny.
- Hey Jenelle.
- My lawyer talked to my probation officer again.
It sounds like they might be able to give me less jail time.
I'm thinking about taking it so I can get off probation.
- So have you given some thought about the options?
Definitely wanting to do the jail time?
- Yeah I definitely want to do jail.
- Okay.
What they are asking for is the 8th through the 23rd.
It would be a total of 16 days in jail.
- Well see the only thing is
on the 9th I got second row seats to go see a concert.
It's Ke$ha tickets.
- I understand.
The problem is that that's not gonna fly
with your probation officer.
- No, no, you don't understand.
This is my idol.
She's my idol and I'm never gonna be able to see her.
- When is the concert?
- August 9th.
Can you call her and tell her,
isn't there some way?
- I'm not mentioning the concert.
- I really can't miss that concert.
I really can't.
That's why I got all these feathers in my hair,
because of the concert.
I bought clothes for the concert.
I set up hotel rooms for the concert.
- All right.
I have to give your probation officer your final decision.
So just think about it before you tell him.
I understand that the concert's important to you
but you can have all of this behind you
in just a couple of weeks
and be done with it.
- No one understands how important this concert is to me.
It's not just a concert.
It's Ke$ha.
- Just think about it.
- It's a person, it's not oh I wanna go to a random concert.
It's Ke$sha.
My idol, the girl that I watched videos
on YouTube 30 times a day.
I mean I'm obsessed with this girl.
- Just think about it.
- [Mom] Good morning.
I gotta curl my hair.
(Aubree whines)
- She just locked me out.
Aubree do not go back to sleep with that door locked.
Open.
Aubree I need to get dressed, open the door.
Aubree, hello?
(phone dials)
- [Brittany] What's up?
- Brittany.
- [Brittany] What?
- Aubree just went in my room, locked the door,
and went back to sleep.
- I swear to god.
She will not open the door and it's locked.
I don't know what to do.
I'm gonna be late, 100%.
Okay bye.
- [Brittany] Bye.
- Okay that's not going anywhere.
(phone dials)
- [Randy] Hello?
- Dad.
- [Randy] What?
- Aubree went in my room, locked the door,
and went back to sleep.
- [Mom] I can't.
I know but I don't know what.
Can you believe she did that?
- [Randy] Yes.
- Okay I'm gonna be late again.
I can't do anything about this.
Okay.
I don't think a bobby pin is gonna work.
I did!
Aubree wake up!
She doesn't care.
I'm not getting this with a freaking bobby pin.
That's not doing (bleep).
Okay.
I found a little screwdriver.
Oh my god!
Get up!
I got the door open, k, bye.
Get up Aubree!
You don't lock me out of the room!
- I think she's kicking my bladder.
Straight up kicking it.
- Look at that, (mumbles).
(woman laughs)
- Oh my god!
I just peed my pants.
Oh my god.
I can't, I can't.
Please go, go, go.
- You gotta get in.
(both laughing)
- [Cory] She peed herself. (laughs)
She peed her pants!
All right (mumbles) man.
- Not funny, please stop!
(both laughing)
Please stop laughing.
I thought my water broke.
- It stinks.
- I couldn't stop it!
Seriously, Cory it's all the way down to my socks.
To my socks!
That was like a big old pee.
- [Cory] I didn't mean to laugh at you.
- This sucks so bad.
- Come here.
I was laughing with you, not at you.
- No you was laughing at me.
You was like you peed your pants.