- Today we're buildin'--
- We're building each other in the Sims.
- And then, at the end, they're gonna react
to what the other has done.
- Yeah, that sounds good.
- You excited?
- What we have done is probably (laughs) the best way
to say what's about to happen.
- How do I make this head as big as possible?
Is that the biggest I can make the head?
- I think it is.
- I want this to be as realistic as possible.
And, for it to be realistic,
his head has to be disproportionately large.
I'm downloading his face in my head right now.
(internet beeping)
Oh, God (bleep) it, I can't remember
what his nose looks like.
No, that's definitely not it.
That's pretty good.
That's good, too.
Oh, that's even better.
This is like I'm at the optometrist.
Oh, boy, what in the world have I created (laughs) here?
He looks like someone from The Incredibles now.
Alright, that's good.
I can live with that.
We're making him as skinny and lanky as possible.
(character speaking Simlish)
(laughs) (mocks character)
- Then you can change his wardrobe.
- Oh, man, okay.
Okay, now we're really cookin' with grease.
We do have the same boots.
Look at these bad boys, we kill ghouls in these boots.
I'm pretty proud of myself right now.
I thought this was a disaster at first.
It's gone to a place where I think that's a digital Shane,
despite the head being a little more normal than usual.
Eh, good enough.
Sporty, he doesn't play sports, so we'll skip that.
What is this?
- Sleep.
You guys have had sleepovers, right?
- Yeah, I see what,
just like a shirt and sweatpants.
That's actually pretty accurate, I'll keep that.
Yeah, that's good.
Swimwear, uh.
That kinda deal.
It's to cover up more of the legs,
'cause if he wore those tiny things,
he would look like Jack Skellington walking
around the beach.
It's not a good look.
- Over here is where you give him a personality.
- Master Vampire.
Maybe.
Let's give him a nerd brain.
Let's go with creative.
Cheerful.
Kleptomaniac, maybe.
I mean he could've been hiding things
from me for awhile.
I don't live with him, despite popular belief.
Evil?
(suspenseful music)
Yeah (laughs).
Oh, I love it.
See, it fit right in!
He loved it, he accepted it.
I think he's gonna be pretty pleased with this Shane,
to be honest.
I'd be a little hurt if he doesn't like the version
of Shane I gave him.
- I'm gonna start.
Check out these eyes.
I wanna find the ones that have big bags under them.
He's seen a lot.
We've seen a lot.
(mysterious music)
Let's go to the brow zone.
Ryan's brows, they don't have a strong shape to them.
They look like somebody just accidentally coughed
some eyebrows onto his forehead.
That's not an insult.
Man, I need a frown. (laughing)
A whole Sourpuss Bergara.
"Hmm, I still haven't found any ghosts.
"It's been five seasons."
He has a large mouth, right?
Width-wise?
You've seen him, you know what--
- I've seen him, but if you put him on a line-up,
now that I'm under pressure, I'm like, I don't know.
- You wouldn't be able to pick Ryan
out of a line-up (laughs)?
- He's like Anime!
- I don't like what I'm doing.
Maybe I make his real small.
Oh, I'm scared. (laughing)
If you wanna know-- - Don't touch it!
- What it's like to be in a haunted house with Ryan,
just look at this.
If you're like, "Ryan, are you okay?"
This is what he looks at you like.
I feel like we're givin' him too much brow credit.
(laughs) This is when he gets angry.
That's Ryan Steven Bergara.
- I can't believe we found you.
He's not happy to be here.
- Clothes time, fashion.
- Oh, we get to pick outfits.
(character speaking Simlish)
- (mocks Simlish)
I hear ya, man.
- Do you speak Simish?
- I know (speaks Simlish).
I know a lot of (speaks Simlish).
And, uh, (Simlish).
Do they still say all those things?
- Yes.
- Oh, great.
When the Sims came out, I was obsessed with it.
He just wears jerseys and hoodies all the time.
Yeah, that looks about right, as boring as it is.
What kind of trousers would you like, Ryan?
- He's turned into Tomb Raider there.
- Yeah, what is this little satchel he's got?
He keeps all his jelly beans in there.
- I hear you guys have the same boots.
- I mean, I had these boots first.
I've been wearing 'em for about 10 years.
Ryan bought a pair, too, he liked' em so much.
Can't blame him, I make them look good.
- Now you're boot buddies.
- We're boot bros. (magical chiming)
He does like sneaks.
- He's a sneaker head.
That's sport shoes, for sure.
He's ready to get out there and play ball with his boys.
Maybe Steven Lim's around.
I know the two of them are big ballers together.
- New show.
- Big Ballers. (upbeat music)
(laughs) With Steven Lim and Ryan Bergara.
- Next, is his fancy wear.
- Oh, (laughs) look at his little scarf.
That's insufferable.
I love it.
Someone's got some ankles for us.
Sporty. - Sport wear.
- What about that, though?
- Ready for death.
- He's not ready for death, though, is the thing.
I'm ready for death in these houses.
That's what makes me me.
I'm ready, every room we walk into, to die.
Ryan's afraid of that,
'cause he doesn't know what comes after it.
(laughing) I don't either.
- I was like, you do?
You wanna share with the class?
- What?
Hang on a sec.
I need to see what this looks like.
Yep.
- (laughs) That's what the aliens in this game wear.
- Well, it's also gonna be what Ryan Bergara wears.
Sleep. - Sleepwear!
What does he sleep in?
You guys have had sleepovers. - I think I found it.
If it'll be night time (laughs).
What a weirdo.
Party time!
Obviously, we have this as a backup.
Uh-oh.
Have you seen my little hot dog stories?
- I think I've seen one or two?
There's a hot dog and he has a wife?
- Correct. - And a car?
- Oh, you're on season one.
- (laughs) There's multiple seasons of the hot dog story?
- You would be surprised how deep the lore is at this point.
- There's lore?
- Oh, yeah.
Right now, they're on an alien planet populated
by sexy blue peaches called plupples.
And a holographic corn named Maizey is about to fight
a giant plupple to the death so that they can procure a ship
that will travel back in time to save all their friends
from being thrown into a volcano by a hot dog witch.
Swimwear.
He is from southern California,
so he might be like, "I love palm trees."
Pick an aspiration.
I don't wanna put knowledge,
because he doesn't respect science.
(snorts)
Master Vampire, that sounds close.
Public Enemy, famous criminal.
- Maybe that's why he's so interested in crime.
- He does, he is obsessed with crime.
He's like really obsessed with it.
I feel good about that.
There's no ghost hunter track on this.
- Not yet, anyway. - EA, we'll work with ya.
Make it an expansion pack, I don't care, whatever.
Traits (laughs).
We're puttin' bro. (character laughs)
- Erratica.
(character speaks Simlish)
Yeah, oh.
We could make him evil.
He has threatened to kill me a lot.
I think eventually he will start murdering people
when he runs out of ideas for true crime.
(scoffs) He gets riled up.
- Alright, we're gonna bring Boo-gara back in here
and let you guys see what you've done.
- Before we do this, how would you rate yourself
in making me?
- Honestly, 10 outta 10.
- Yeah, I was about to give myself a nine.
- The only thing I'm realizing now is
that you're a little more chipmunkish.
- They didn't allow me to make the parameters
of your head larger
than what would be considered proportionate.
- And, I, as well, could not make you one foot
below the average male height.
- Yeah, see, so we both had our issues.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Woo.
- There you go.
- I look like Ron Perlman.
(laughs) What happened here?
I'm gonna give you a four off the bat,
but I'd like-- - Wait a second.
- Can I make a note?
- You can make a note on yourself.
- I think my eyes are maybe bigger.
- Seriously, they're a little small,
what're you talking about?
- I'm not here to critique.
Also, mouth, way too big here.
- Okay, to be fair, you have a bizarre face.
- That's what I was saying.
- And that actually could be seen as good.
Like, Benedict Cumberbatch is a weird-looking fella
and many women find him attractive.
I find him attractive myself.
- Yeah, he's an attractive man.
- I think the clothing's pretty good.
- You've got this spot-on.
I would never wear an unbuttoned flannel like that,
but I understand the sentiment.
- You have worn them.
- Unbuttoned, with a shirt underneath?
(slow music beat)
- Are you really that unsatisfied with your face?
- I think the people might be unsatisfied.
I'm happy to make some changes, as well.
- You could maybe not be a coward and just say what you feel
instead of making the audience be your proxy.
Do you want me to make the modifications?
- Yes, I trust you.
- Use me as a paintbrush, and this is your canvas.
- Let's go into the face zone.
- Oh, man, a different mouth.
Oh, there's so many mouths!
- Did you not look at all the mouths?
- I didn't realize--
- Sorry, I know this is not how these videos go.
- Yeah, we're taking it off the reels, here.
I'm gonna give you a little smirk.
(laughing)
- Bring my mouth down.
That may be part of the issue.
You bring the nose down, as well.
Then, you can bring the eyes down.
Shift the whole face, really.
Shift the whole face.
- I'm trying to, and it's not (bleeps) letting me.
- Have we made it worse?
- Yeah, I think we made it worse.
See, this is what happens.
What have you done?
This looks nothing like you now.
You look like Tobey Maguire,
what the (bleeps) is going on?
That better?
- I don't think so.
I think you beefed it, Ryan.
- I beefed it?
I'm acting at the behest of you, here.
- I think the eyebrows.
- Yeah, I don't think it's that.
- Try these. - That's Corsazy-ish.
- Try those. - No, definitely not that.
- Oh, those.
- You're just pointing now, so.
- How 'bout those?
- That's what you had before. - That's it, that's it.
- Adjust the eyebrow ridge.
- Tell us more about this ridge.
- Oh, you know what?
She's killin' it right now.
- Oh, I didn't know that was an option.
- That's a good option because your face is narrow.
- Is it narrow, or is it--
- You do kinda look
like the Vincent van Gogh Scream painting
when it comes to narrow heads.
- That's not van Gogh, that's Munch.
- Is that Munch?
- Munch. - Munch.
What's his first name?
- I have Slavic eyes.
- Is there a sadness slider?
Oh, wow, you are very good.
- Well, now they've got my trademark sad eyes.
- If there was a slider for sadness,
I'd turn it up to 100.
- I think that's a cherry on top, there.
- Why don't you show him his outfits.
- Oh, yeah, let's do that. - Oh, yeah,
that's what we were here for, I forgot about that.
- Great work, Ryan and Kelsey.
- I really just phoned it in
when it came to the outfits.
I was focusing on making the face,
which I was pretty proud of.
- Is that a button-fly?
Never in a million years, buddy.
- Alright.
- Wait, go to my sporty!
- I think I skipped this tab.
- You just skipped it?
- I've never seen you in sporty attire.
- That's true.
- The one time I did, you were wearing a cheerleader outfit.
That's a true story.
- That's a true story, roll the tape.
(upbeat music)
- Yeah. - There you go.
- This is you sleeping.
- Yeah.
This is my party outfit?
Is that supposed to be my denim--
- Jacket, yeah.
Swimwear. - Party time.
- Oh yeah.
Nerd brain. - Nerd brain,
- [Men] Cheerful, creative, and evil (laughing).
- What a fun combo.
- You'll set people on fire,
but you're gonna have a great time doing it.
- Alright, I'm into that.
It seems like you really didn't put a lot of effort
into the clothing, so I'm gonna give you a six outta 10.
- You can't fault me for the sports thing,
because that's accurate.
That's just me knowing you.
- That aside, you said, "I phoned these in."
- That's true, I did say that.
- There's Ryan.
(group laughing)
- Oh, my God. - That's you.
- You gave me the beadiest eyes I've ever seen in my life.
- That's what your eyes look like when you get scared.
- My pupils aren't capable of getting that small.
- Yeah, they are.
- This makes me look like I'm in a perpetual state
of fright and hypnotizing people.
- That's right.
- I think we gotta go in and make some adjustments here,
this is ridiculous. - Alright, fine.
I think this is dead-on.
- Okay, you just shrunk them back down to where they were.
- (laughs) Okay, I'll make 'em bigger, right there.
- Stop (laughs).
Make those pupils normal size, you son of a (bleeps).
- That's pretty good.
- No, make the pupils at least touch the tops.
There we go, I'll settle for that.
I'll settle for that.
I'll settle.
You just keep shrinking them down
after I say to settle.
That's not how a deal works. - They're touching the bottom.
- There we go, no wait, no, stop.
- You said, "There we go," great.
- Fine, you know what, whatever.
That's fine. - That looks like you.
- And, also the hair is just a little too neat.
Also I have a very stern demeanor.
I think I have a bigger lips, too.
That's too much.
Why don't you give the mouse to Kelsey.
- Kelsey, you're so good at this.
- You could do this for the police, Kelsey.
You could just bring a basic face in,
and the people would describe what the man looked like,
and you'd be workin' your little magic.
- I think that's pretty good.
- I think they're both okay approximations of each other.
- Alright, let's take a tour of the outfits.
So, there's your casual attire.
Also, sort of looks like ghost gear.
- Oh, you gave me a little--
- A little satchel for your jelly beans.
- I don't have jelly beans.
- For your ghost gear, or something.
- Oh, yeah, or like holy water pistol.
Or jelly beans, if I'm in the mood.
- Moving on.
- What in the name of God have you done?
- That's you goin' out to a party.
- Is it?
- Yeah, you have that one hoodie
that's like a giant collar.
- Yeah, yeah, but it's attached to a sweatshirt.
- Yeah, and maybe you're wearing that underneath.
Moving on to athletic wear.
Now, this was a bold choice.
- Okay.
What?
- Ready to hit the b-ball court
with your main baller, Steven Lim?
- And ready to fight with the rest of the Justice League?
What the (bleep) did you do?
How is that even an option in the Sims generator?
- You gotta dig deep.
This is what you get for phoning it in.
Moving on to night time, now.
Oh, sleepy time.
- I'm a little worried now,
'cause these tabs are escalating in weirdness.
- Come on, night time.
- (laughs) I (bleep) knew it.
- It's a darker shade.
- Yeah, I could see that.
- An evening look.
- I'm sorry I took my exercise seriously.
- Now we're moving onto party.
- Unbelievable. - Party mode.
- Unbelievable.
- Are you ready to get ready for your big party?
- No, frankly I'm not ready.
This is probably gonna be a pink version of that now.
- What would you wear to a party, Ryan?
- Not that, I'll tell you. - No, no, no, not this.
- Yeah, yeah.
Don't think I could've imagined that,
but kudos to you (laughs) for find (laughs).
- You like your little hat?
- Honestly, I was a little distracted
by the hot dog (laughs), you know.
- I figured since you're such a big fan
of the Hot Dog Guy. - Mm-hmm.
- And, swimwear, last but not least.
- Frankly, I'm a little sad that you phoned this one in.
- Not a lot of options, Ryan.
Personality.
Public Enemy. - Yeah, wants to make enemies
and be a famous criminal, cool.
- You're obsessed with crime.
(laughs)
- Bro. - Bro.
- (laughs) I mean, I like the Shaka.
- Yeah, you also have hot-headed.
These Sims tend to be angry,
can rile up other Sims,
and become angry when targeted with mischief.
- Last part, I guess we just saw that.
- And last but not least, erratic.
These Sims can talk to themselves
and have unpredictable emotions.
- That's the first one I have agreed with this entire time.
- 'Cause you'll sit at your desk and be like (mumbles).
- I do talk to myself quite a bit, it's odd.
I was going for the realism here.
- Hindsight is 20/20.
So, we built our boys.
We're gonna upload them to the gallery, and then we want you
to build a nice little haunted house for us to live in.
- A little spooky village.
- Make it disgusting and full of ghosts.
- Build us a house and we can set it on fire.
And I'll laugh, because I'm criminal.
- Put a bunch of dead bodies and ghosts in it.
- Or, throw a great party, so I can show up
with my stupid hot dog suit.
- Can't wait to see all your haunted houses
that they'll get to check out next time.
- Unbelievable.
Can we make each other fight to the death?
- [Shane] Probably.
- [Ryan] (laughs) In my hot dog suit.
(Shane laughs)