- What would you say is your biggest problem
when it comes to dating?
- For me in the universe of problems,
I feel like I just don't understand the female protocol.
- [Steve] You what?
- I don't understand the protocol of women, of dating.
I feel like I'm a Samsung trying to get into an iPhone plug,
I just don't understand it.
(audience laughing)
- You're a Samsung trying to get into a iPhone plug?
Okay, let me just, don't say that to no woman.
(audience laughing)
Don't say that.
What about you Charlie?
- I just, I can't read girls.
I don't know what they're thinking,
and then I overthink what they may be thinking
and it just, it goes south quick.
- Okay.
Let me help you with something.
You will never ever know what they're thinking.
They are the most fascinating creatures.
What about you Fletcher?
- Kind of like Charlie, I overthink things too,
and then I just get really nervous.
Sometimes I probably just can be a better listener,
I talk too much maybe.
And then, other than that, I just get really shy, nervous.
- Well, in order to help these guys out,
I got to see them in action first.
I haven't seen this yet, but what I did was
I found three ladies willing to participate
in a little experiment to see how these guys
really handle themselves with women.
Now Albert, before the show,
you encountered a chatty hairstylist
named Courtney backstage.
Let's see what happened.
- Okay.
- Do you mind if I take off your glasses
to get around your ears?
Oh wow.
- Yeah, they're dirty.
- Do you think I could I pull these off?
- Probably better without them.
(buzzer ringing)
- Oh.
Do you have a girlfriend?
(laughing)
(buzzer ringing)
You're naturally tan, you have blue eyes,
you have curly hairs, you're super strikey.
- And just like a cow I have three stomachs, so...
(buzzer ringing)
(laughing)
- What are you playing?
- It's just a silly trivia game.
- I don't know trivia, so does that mean
like you wouldn't date someone like me?
- It probably brings you down like from a seven to a four.
(buzzer ringing)
Somewhere around there.
- Look at me.
Okay, okay.
How old did you say you were?
- I'm 37.
- So I'm 24.
Would that make me like an option?
- I just need a lot more data
before I can make a decision like that.
(buzzer ringing)
You know, that's a big deal.
(audience applauding)
- Albert, I counted where there was an opportunity
for you to ask her out.
I saw opportunity for you to complement her.
I saw an opportunity for you to not knock yourself.
But at every chance, you shut her down.
She said, you're 37, I'm 24.
She was asking you.
- I thought she just wanted to know how old I was.
- She said I'm 24, how about you?
Then you said, I need more data.
(audience laughing)
What is data?
(audience laughing and applauding)
When you're talking to a woman Albert,
when you're talking to a woman, let me give you this
'cause you're gonna be okay.
Quit collecting data on a woman 'cause it changes daily.
(audience applauding)
Now, I gotta ask you one other thing.
Did you tell this woman that she was a seven
and getting downgraded to a four
because of her trivia knowledge?
- I just want to be completely transparent.
I was only taking down her trivia score
to a seven to a four.
Her overall score as a human only dropped like
one and a half, so she's like five and a half
or a seven 'cause of trivia.
- You for real man?
- I mean trivia, knowledge is important in a female.
- Knowledge is important in a female.
- I mean, you're gonna talk to 'em a lot.
Or listen a lot.
- Yeah, but women are really smart people.
And trivia has nothing to do with it.
(audience applauding)
You sit tight man.
After the break, we're gonna see
what happened to Charlie next.
You don't want to miss this, so come on back.