When norbit just little boy,
He like to always run all over place
Naked.
Always naked.
And norbit, when he was just little boy,
Had a pee-pee the size of an egg roll.
(all laughing)
You know, norbit.
That's true.
And one day, down by creek,
Norbit run around naked
And poisonous snake jump up and bite norbit right on ass.
(woman exclaims)
Very close to hole.
(all laughing)
Norbit pass out.
I think norbit is dead.
I go to check the boy pulse.
He still alive. He still alive!
"okay," I say, "I must do something to save child."
So, I start to think,
"do I suck poison out of norbit's ass
(woman giggling)
"or do I let him die?"
I do the most responsible thing.
I say, "hell to the no!
"norbit is out of here,
"because it is long time in hell
"before wong suck poison out of another man's ass."
(all laughing)
(drum roll)
But strange, mystical thing happen, norbit.
Even though poison is in norbit, he not die.
Norbit get stronger and stronger.
That why I know, norbit, deep down inside, you very, very strong.
You strong like warrior.
That's why I say to you, norbit, you can survive anything.
Even...
So I say to everyone here, and to norbit,
I wish you much happiness and peace and love,
And lots of bananas for your new gorilla.
(gasps) I only kidding. To norbit and rasputia.
(all applauding)