Peter Kavinsky: *breathes*
Me: James
Jesus Christ!
Did you see that catch?!
What's up, guys? I'm Noah Centineo
and this is Hashtag Yourself.
This is so bad.
What am I doing?
I'm such a fool.
I'm just sitting there looking at the camera
'cause I think this song is hard.
That was from @netflixguys
I appreciate that.
Oh my god.
That's my mom, my sister, myself and
and erin, that erin. That's my best friend
in the world.
We always jam out.
I like to think that I know how to play drums.
But that my beautiful mama in the front seat there recording.
Probably some of the best moments we have
is like when we are all in the same car driving
and blasting music.
Noah Centineo as emojis.
Okay, first of all, top middle
I am not wearing glasses,
I just being a goofball.
This is the type of shit that makes you self conscious
about your face like
what is my face doing right now?
hastag To All the Boys
Noah with another fan
heart face emoji
wedding ring.
All I'm looking at though is that I'm not wearing
a shirt right ever.
Someone was like, "What did sleeves every do to Noah?"
And I'm like they haven't done anything to me,
It just gets really hot.
Noah Centineo's search history.
"Help, I'm getting too famous lol."
"How to deal with being so handsome?"
"Avocados!'
That's the real one.
I love avocados.
Last thing I googled.
Oh my god.
Everybody's thinking it.
"Si te vas, metrica"
Oh a lock smith, DTLA.
My homie left town and we were watching his dog.
Then, I came here.
And then his dog got locked in his place
because someone else that was watching his dog
forgot to like not lock the door before they left
so I was looking up a locksmith in downtown LA
so that we could save the dogs life.
I'm just a dog rescuer, NBD.
Oh god. James Cordon in a wedding dress.
Funny story, met James Cordon at Ludlow House
like months ago, walked up to him
and was like, I've never met him before and
I'm definitely not booked on his show or anything.
And I was like, "James Cordon!"
He's like, "Yeah!"
I was like, " I'm gonna be on your show!"
He was like, "What? When?"
I was like, "I don't know! Eventually!"
So, James Cordon.
Come on, dude.
Woah woah woah, hold on hold on, stop stop stop.
Woah woah woah woah, hey hey hey hey hey.
Woah woah woah.
Woah woah woah woah.
Stop it.
This is so bad.
you know I say, "woah"
a lot in my life.
you know how Keanu Reeves
is like in ever movie
"Woah."
Woah woah woah, must be like my thing
because I say it in Sierra Burgess is a Loser too
so
you guys have that to look forward to.
I'm really upset that
the director
or somebody wasn't like
"Hey dude, you know you've said 'woah woah woah'
like a hundred times already?
You probably don't want to say it
in ever single scene
throughout the film."
But alas
it has now become a thing.
If none of the boys look like Jesus when
I go back to school in september, I'm dropping out.
I mean, Jesus is a bit of a fool
but I do appreciate that.
You're never this reflective
on your own life until people start tagging you in things.
Peter K.
a fictional character.
Me.
Real life boys who hit on me.
It's hard to date a two dimensional figure.
I mean, I give you all the support in the world.
If he ever comes to life though I'm sure
Mua_xo_ is like the perfect candidate.
I'm attracted to your meme game.