-Hyah! [thwack!]
-Aaah! -(announcer) Shang Tsung wins.
-Boo-yah! I am the supreme Mortal Kombat warrior.
I can't wait to call my mom and tell...
wait, what's going on?
Why am I back at the mountain thingy?
I won. There's nobody else to fight.
-[laughs]
-Are you kidding me?
-Hey! Hey, T-Sung! Hey, T-Sung, hey!
Guess what. -What?
-Chicken butt! [laughs]
-[sighs] Fantastic.
-(announcer) Round one. Fight!!
-Wow, I really love what you've done with the place.
I'm really "hooked." [laughs]
-Be quiet. We're fighting now.
-No, we're not. We're talking.
-Well... we're about to be fighting.
-Why?
-Because it's a fighting tournament.
-Why? -Because...
You know what? Enough of this!
You're going down.
[morphing sound, whirring]
-[laughs] That tickles.
Cool trick. I'm really a "fan."
[laughs, Shang Tsung groans]
-Get over here!!
-[laughs] Missed! Hey, try mine!
[loud echo]: SPIT OVER HERE!!
[spits seed, whack!]
-Ow! -[laughs]
Whoa! Cool moves, but can you do this?
Motorboat! [fluttering lips]
[objects crashing] -Ow! Ugh!
I can't believe I'm losing to an orange.
[morphing sound]
-Hmm... I liked you better in yellow.
[morphing sound]
-How embarrassing.
You guys all wore the same suit. [laughs]
-[grunts]
-Aw, come on, man. That's cold. [laughs]
-Ugh! That's the worst joke I've ever heard.
[ice shatters]
-Hey, bad jokes are how I roll.
Whooooooaaaaaaaa....
[thwack!] -Toasty!
[Orange and Marshmallow laugh]
-Oh, that's it! I'm not losing to this piece of fruit.
[morphing sound] -Get over here!!
-Ooh! Is it time to start throwing things?
French fries!
-Get over here!!
-Plate of spaghetti!
-I said... get over here!!
-And I said, banana peel!
-What? Wha--ow!
-(announcer) Finish him!!
-Huh? -(announcer) Finish him!!
-He's Finnish? I would've guessed Dutch. [laughs]
-(announcer) Ugh! No, I mean, you should finish him off.
-Why would I do that? I like his dance moves too much.
Everybody do the Scorpion
Nya-nya-nya, everybody do the Scorpion
-(announcer) Just stop singing and finish him!
-Okay, okay.
Knife!
[slice!, Scorpion moans in pain]
-(announcer) I can't believe I'm saying this.
Orange wins.
-Yay! What do I win? I want a Wii pony!
[laughs, dance music begins]
Everybody do the Scorpion, uln, uln, uln
[announcer groans] Everybody do the Scorpion, uln, uln, uln
Hey, fruit lovers! You're gonna love this!
Now there's a free version of my video game, Kitchen Carnage.
That's right.
You can get it on iPhones and iPads and iPods and Androids.
Just use the links below.
Free-free-free-free-free-free-free-free
Free-free-free-free-free, free-free-free-free
Free! [laughs] Free. [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]