Riley: Please, don't try this at home.
Jon: But what you SHOULD do is subscribe to our personal YouTube channels.
All: Like MINE!
*theme song plays*
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Hello, and welcome to another episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Jon: And for this episode, I'm gonna be the sidekick! I've never done this before! I'm so excited!
Jory: This is where you have to say your name.
Jon: Oh! My name is Riley Mc-...
Riley: No, it's not!
Jonathan Paula!
Riley: There you go!
Jory: That voice came from behind the camera. Does that mean he's the cameraman?
Riley: No!
Jory: Okay, okay!
Jon: No, we hired outside help for this episode.
Jory: Today, we're doing...
Jon: ...The Flip camera, donated by Grace VanDerenter.
*Esmeralda makes strange sound*
Jory: Wait- what the [beep] just happened?!
Jory: The microwave just shut off!
Jory: You didn't hear the click?
Jon: I thought it was just something settling.
Riley: (laughs) What needs to be settled in a machine?!
Jory: We just killed the microwave without doing our experiment for today!
Jon: Every episode I am in, this happens!
*funeral montage music plays*
Jory: We have this beautiful microwave over here, Esmeralda. I want to see how Jon is gonna spell this!
Jory: She's black, but we still love her! (to Jon) Edit that out!
Jory: I'm ready to put it all up inside Esmeralda!
Jon and Riley: WHOA!
Jory: I wonder if it's a fire detector? 'Cause it found it! (laughs in silly way)
*funeral montage music stops*
Jory: I don't know... Okay, say something about the Flip. I'll start taking away my love!
Jon: Well, the Flip camera sucks balls, and you shouldn't buy it! And I made a video explaining why, and you should watch that in the first link down below. Shameless plug! But we have to stall for time!
Jon: Look, I'm vloggin', I'm vloggin'! (hums)
*Jon laughs; Jory follows*
Riley: And here's the new microwave! Jory, what is her name?
Jory: Penelope!
Riley: Penelope?
Jory: Penelope Cruz! You know how ever once in a while you guys are, like, "Which..."? Penelope Cruz!
Jory: I can't even remember the name of the last one, because I love Penelope so much!
Jon: It was "Esmeralda," you whore!
Jon: Let's put this Flip camera in here. It's going to vlog its own demise! (to tune of "Whip It") Here, flip it, flip it good!
Jory: There we go! I wonder how long we should put it in there for? Flip- when were they popular?
Jon: 4 minutes!
Riley: Never! They were NEVER popular!
Jory: Oh, oh! Well, I guess THAT won't work! Okay, 4 minutes, let's do this! Let's go!
*camera zoom sound from episode #150*
Jon: Oh, we can see really good in Penelope Cruz here!
Riley: Whoa!
Jory: Well, she IS cruisin'!
Jon: Oh, she's cruisin' for a bruisin', 'cause she used a Flip, and that was a bad idea!
Jory: I'd call this more of a FLOP!
*Jon gives forced laugh*
Jory: Even though it's gonna catch on fire, so I don't think it WILL be a flop.
Jon: That's a good one, Jory, that's a good one! Hey, alright!
Riley: You know, I've seen an actual guy who worked for Asisco pull this out, and he was, like, "This is one of the greatest things ever!" And I kinda giggled.
Jon: If it were $20, it might be worth my...
Jon and Riley: WHOA!
Jory: Guys, see, now that's the light on it so you can shoot during the night.
Jon: Yup, that's the LED. That comes, that comes standard.
Jory: It's actually torch technology. The Flip has a patent on that!
Jon: Now, you see? You know what's NOT burning here?
Jory: What?
Jon: Optical zoom, 'cause the Flip doesn't have one!
Jory: Oh!
Jon: Aw! Alright...
Jory: I guess it's down for the count.
Jon: The Flip has flopped. I think it's time to kill it.
Riley: Look at it! That's, like, burning aggressively!
Jory: And... kill it!
Jon: Alright, kill it! Killing it now. Microwave is off.
Riley: (to Jon) If you have to use a fire extinguisher, I'm gonna be pissed!
Riley: Let's go! Come on!
Riley: Whoa! Whoa, look at that!
Jory: It always focuses on infinity, so, yeah..
Jory: Oh, oh, oh! There's the problem right there!
Riley: Look at those skid marks up there, huh?
Jory: Ooh, yeah! This has a top vent?!
Riley: She's ridin' dirty!
Jory: Awesome! She has a top vent!
Jory: So, you might be wondering...
Jory and Jon: ...Is it a good idea to microwave a Flip camera?
Jory: I'm gonna go ahead and say...
Jon: YES! It is!
Jory: Here's the thing- it's NOT a good idea to microwave a Flip camera...
Jon: Yes, it is...
Jory: ...because it's not a good idea to BUY a Flip camera!
Jon: BINGO!
Jory: And if you don't BUY a Flip camera, then you can't microwave it, can you?
Jon: This is excellent logic!
Jory: I know! So, don't microwave it, don't buy it!
Jon: That about does it for this episode of...
Jory and Jon: ..."Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
I'm your host, Jory Caron.
And I was the sidekick, Jon Paula. Hope to see you back here for the next episode!
*end credits play*
Jon: Wow!
Riley: Jon, what ever happened to the kid who got everything he ever wanted?
Jon: He lived happily ever after... and had sex with Willy Wonka!
*Riley laughs*
*Click on episode #150 to see a time Jon was in front of the camera and DIDN'T kill the microwave!*