- My wife and I are 36 weeks pregnant.
The baby is coming in one month.
- It's kind of crazy. Yeah. - Yeah.
So we've got roughly six weeks before this baby is due.
- This is my life.
An inside look into something
that is actually happening to us.
The thought at the end of all this,
that we'll actually have a tiny little baby,
is just like. (confused gasping)
(screeching)
- Parenthood!
- We're back, baby!
New channel, new content, new humans!
- My name's Ned and I love having babies with my wife.
- This baby means we get to make five videos.
- All about the preparation of becoming parents.
- I don't know guys,
like I don't want to act like I like the baby already.
- We've known each other for a little over four years,
and now there's going to be a fifth one.
- I'm very stressed out.
I don't think Ned stopped
to think about how this baby might affect my life.
- Babies are so soft.
They're like all fat. It's kind of like me. (laughs)
- I want to take this video series
as an opportunity to showcase,
how even those of us who don't like babies can learn
to maybe love your friend's baby.
That's the sweetest I'll go.
- Ned and Ariel are having a baby,
which means it's time for us to exploit it.
(upbeat music)
- I didn't know that having a baby shower was
something that I needed to have,
but once Ariel said that we're doing it,
I got pretty excited.
- Most baby showers usually have
like 15 women sitting around watching a mother open gifts.
That is not this baby shower.
- We ain't gon' do that. We gonna blow it out.
- That is not this baby shower.
- I thought I had been to a baby shower before,
turns out that was a bris.
- I've only seen them in movies
and seems like a bachelorette party,
except with a lot less (beeps).
- This is like, Ned and Ariel are never gonna be able
to have a massive party again, so we're having a rager.
- Apparently they invited over 100 people to this thing.
(dramatic booming)
- But what they don't know is at the end of the party,
we're going to be revealing the gender of our baby.
You didn't see that coming, did ya?
- So while Ned and Ariel go and have family time,
we're gonna to go to Costco, we're gonna go to JOANN's,
we're gonna go to Party City.
We're going to all those stores
that you need to go to prepare for an event.
- We just need to make the party awesome.
- She wants a (beeping) rager.
- In one of our early discussions for this
Ariel literally told me,
"I don't know, like Keith in a diaper?"
- I was joking, but-
- I'll tell you,
I've had this dream before and it ends beautifully.
(cheery music)
- Eugene is helping some ladies.
(carts clamoring)
- Look at him go! A hero among men.
- So Zach, I want you on fun and games.
- During the party I get to MC the game section.
I was Ariel's second choice, and Ned's third.
- Keith, I want you on food and drink.
- My job is the most essential.
You can't go to a party without food,
and you certainly can't go to a party without alcohol.
- And Eugene, I want you on decorations and photo booth.
- This is truly the best thing for me.
Especially to distract me away from all the love
and the gushiness and the baby talk.
- [Keith] Oh, look babies.
- Ugh. Oh, this is all for baby what are we're doing.
- [Keith] Yes.
(energetic music)
What are you looking for?
- Maybe I can do a combination of different swaths.
I get to design an Instagram wall.
I don't like babies, but I do like parties.
- [Keith] I can't see what you're seeing.
- I just get really excited by fabric.
- [Zach] There's some like nice, basic fabrics
over there as well.
- No. - Okay, great.
- We're making Ned and Ariel's baby shower the (bleeps)!
Baby (bleeps) shower!
- [Keith] Eugene is an artist.
- [Eugene] That would be really cute.
- [Keith] He can assemble colors into a nice fashion.
- Oh yeah, so three yards of that, please.
- [Keith] It's going to be hard to sew.
- I might have to learn how to sew tonight.
- [Keith] You don't have a sewing machine.
- I don't.
- We just think of his outfits.
He can just do that to other things.
- Oh my God! So I had a great photo wall idea.
Yeah, it's like Ned and Ariel.
I think I'm good at designing things.
In another life,
I would be a very successful,
yet highly inappropriate, elementary school teacher.
- I've been looking for stickers that look like poop.
So far, no. (Keith coughs)
So for the party, I need to do games. I don't know.
The rest of the guys keep saying like,
think about the games you played as a kid.
Who do you think I was as a child?
I was the kid at camp that made up ear infections
to stay out of the pool.
- Let's do a game where I put on, like, six diapers,
and then it's guess how many diapers I have.
And I kind of do like a strip show.
If they guess seven, wuhh ohhh.
- I was able to find some things here that I did like.
We're going to have all the kids decorate little babies
out of Play-Doh, pretty cute.
- [Keith] Ummm.
- The other guys think that they're horrible ideas.
So.
(jingling)
(sighs) I'm trying.
- Do you say cyupon or coupon?
- You have a cyupon.
- A cyupon!
- A coupon.
- Here is my credit card.
- You're giving us your credit card?
- [Ned] Yes.
- So, I have-
- You get daddy's credit card!
- Four one four seven.
- [Ned] No, no, no, let's just stick to the credit card.
- I'm responsible for the food and the drink, baby!
Pew, pew!
Gotta get a bunch of booze. Gotta get a bunch of food.
We gotta go to Costco. (sighs)
(dramatic music)
- I went to a Costco of once. I wanted to buy gum.
I stepped inside and went, "Oh shit, this is overwhelming,"
and I bounced.
- One time, I went to Costco. I signed up for the thing.
I made it 30 feet before a woman hits me with her cart,
and not by accident.
She meant to hit me and she didn't apologize.
Also it's notoriously bad to try to find a parking spot.
I would advise you to park as far away as possible.
- [Eugene] You're trying to find parking,
but you're literally going the worst direction possible.
- Right.
- You know what, it's his first time,
so he needs to make the mistakes on his own.
- What about this spot right here,
bro! - [Eugene] Oh hell yeah.
- [Zach] Got the the spot at Costco!
- [Keith] That's impossible.
- [Eugene] That is crazy, look how close we are to it.
(keys jingling) - Costco King, baby.
Look, I know that, "Guy goes to Costco for the first time,"
is not exciting enough to be its own video.
So we're going to make it its own mini video,
starting now.
- The lighting in here is really nice.
How do you get that stuff up there?
Oh wow.
I feel like a country gal entering the big city
for the first time.
Wow!
But the city's Costco and the country gal is me.
- Look at all these sodas.
It has a lifetime to play of Gatorade.
Look at all these pills. This place is amazing!
- We also have a- - This a whole room of milk!
Anti-cold medicine. Wow.
Clothes!
I immediately forget what I'm supposed to be here buying.
You can fill 100 balloons in 60 seconds.
I could buy a bed. I can buy a log.
Oh my God.
Guess what guys? It's organic.
(bell dinging)
Wow.
Wait there's samples?
(exciting music)
Semolina.
Beef on a stick, yo.
Wow, wow, wow.
This is the most amped up I've ever been.
I've ever been.
- The chickens are gone.
- [Eugene] We don't need chickens for the party, Keith.
- I need chickens for the party right now.
- [Eugene] No, you don't need chicken.
- For the Keith party.
Watch ya butt, watch ya butt. - [Eugene] Oh, sorry.
- So for food and drink, what do you want?
- [Eugene] You're trying to find wine for sangria?
- No, they just have sangria.
It's- - [Eugene] What?
(laughs) I didn't think you can buy sangria.
I thought it was something you had
to mix fruit in the wine for.
- If we could make like hilarious batch cocktails.
- Wow, this looks, this is getting to look real college.
- Like a mom-osa?
- Ohhh.
- [Zach] Puns.
- [Ned] Baby pun related drink names are very important us.
- [Eugene] Hey Keith, where did Zach go?
- I don't know.
He's literally like appearing and disappearing.
- Oh wow. Oh wow.
This is my first time at Costco.
- [Shopper] You've never been to Costco before?
- [Eugene] I think it was a mistake bringing him to Costco.
- Yeah. Zach?
- [Eugene] Oh, there he is, there he is.
- [Zach] Let's check out this final haul.
- Mostly booze.
- And which game stuff do you have?
(register beeping)
- I'm gonna get all my gender reveal stuff at Party City.
- I want an explosive gender reveal.
- I just want something that is obvious, you know.
I feel like my grandmother wouldn't really understand
if, like, a unicorn pooped-
- [Eugene] A flag that said gender is a construct.
- [Ned And Ariel] Exactly.
- Party City! Population us! (laughs)
(funky electronic music)
- [Zach] You think Ned wants this?
- [Keith] I think he does.
- I mean, we have his card, so.
- [Keith] What about a tiny bag of babies?
- Oh God, that's horrifying. Whoah.
We've been shopping all day,
and I have not found a single thing
that I was supposed to buy.
- [Keith] What kind of balloons did you need?
- Kinds that we can put the water in the will explode-
- [Keith] Water balloons. - but not too easily.
Yeah, water balloons.
- [Eugene] Do you not know how to hula hoop?
- I don't think anyone knows how to hula hoop.
- [Eugene] I'm really good at hula hooping.
- Of course Eugene knows how to hula hoop.
You don't need a Bumbo?
Why is everything named so stupid?
- [Eugene] 'Cause babies can't form words yet.
- [Keith] But the adults can.
- It's baby shower day!
- It's a blessed day for baby.
- [Ned] It is 11 o'clock,
that's two hours until people show up.
- We've got a lot of stuff to do,
and only a few hours until everyone starts showing up.
Eugene, what are you going to be working on?
- I'm gonna to be creating the entire photo wall
on that shed.
- Pretty excited,
lot of responsibility on my shoulders today.
Garbage bags.
(clapping)
- You got some balloons in there, huh?
- [Camera person] Oh God.
I look like the younger version of Carl from "Up".
So inside that black balloon is the gender reveal?
- Yeah. - Oh.
So, concerns right now,
it's a little hotter than anyone expected.
(melodramatic booming)
So, we're trying to figure out what to do the ice.
And also some of the games that we were planning
are gonna be melting.
Just don't want melty Play-Doh all over the place.
It's less than an hour until the party.
No one's gonna want play it games if it's too hot.
So I'm at the Home Depot and I'm going to try
and find an umbrella.
- I spent the entire morning running around.
I went to Walgreens,
they were trying to sell me 20 cups for $11.
Go the (bleeps) home.
- This yarn threading that I did
basically took, like, an hour.
- They only have this humungus one, which is over $300.
- And then Ned's like,
"Do you have any signage for the things?"
Like, I didn't think about signage.
- [Ned] You don't want the gender reveal to float away.
- It's just like a house.
This is a house this isn't an umbrella.
- There's just so many things that go
into a party like this.
- It's tough for me,
'cause now I don't really know what's going on.
So I just hope that the guys can pull it all together.
(exciting music)
Hey, welcome to the baby shower!
What's up? How you doin'? Oh, give you a hug. Give me a hug.
Come on in.
And now let's bring out the star of the show,
the mother of my child, Ariel.
Oh, here she is! Oh baby!
- Hey, welcome to my photo wall.
Come on in, come on in.
It's basically baby fabrics that I put up on the wall
with pins and tape.
This owl is definitely Ned. And this unicorn is Ariel.
This came in at a $104.
- [Zach] Whoo!
- Yeah, I helped with the food and the booze.
Mom-osas. We got some fourth trimester sangria.
Let's go over here to the taco truck,
which I did not procure.
I brought this stuff.
- [Eugene] Hey crew, are you more excited about these tacos
or Keith's veggie platter?
- Tacos!
- All right, well they're eating the veggie platter.
So, they can all go to hell.
- What up, this is the sperm hole.
This is how we all got to this point.
Baby Fulmer, this one's for you.
It took them a few tries to-
- [Camera person] Right yeah, keep going.
- Move those hands!
- (laughs) Oh, it's perfect! (cheering)
- I love it!
- Oh, this is getting sexy.
- [Keith] It's getting too much, too much!
That's enough!
Don't try to kiss my wife.
Get out of there, Eugene! (laughs)
What are you doing?
(indistinct)
- How's everybody doing?
(crowd cheers)
There are a few games that we're gonna to play.
And then after our games,
Ned and Ariel are going to reveal the gender of their baby,
for the first time!
Right here, in front of all-
(crowd cheers)
Now of course, no game is complete
without a beautiful assistant.
So please welcome The Ring Baby!
(intense music)
(crowd cheers)
The Ring Baby!
- In a diaper?
- [Zach] Oh yeah, you're a naughty baby.
You're a bad baby. - [Eugene] Ooh.
- [Zach] Now you're a good baby.
- [Eugene] Yeah, there we go.
- Yeah, who's a good baby? Keith's a good baby.
Let the games begin!
(celebratory music)
- I'm ready to go to a rave.
(cheering)
- Tastes like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
- Nailed it.
This is pin the poo on the diaper.
- [Party Guest] This is such a good one for me!
- [Zach] Wow, that's disgusting.
(crowd cheering)
- [Zach] Ready! Set! Toss!
(crowd cheers)
We have a winner!
- What's the baby connection?
- Don't break the water.
- Oh, very good!
- That's good. - (laughs) I did it!
It's time for the for our gender reveal!
(crowd cheers)
- We just want to say thank you guys so much for coming.
Oh God, this baby's gonna to grow up surrounded
by lots of love and family and friends.
So thanks to all of you. - And I know that Ned's going
to be a fantastic father either way,
but I'm just, I'm betting on girl.
- I don't think Ned's going to have a girl just
because he's just so aggressive.
I think all of his sperm have Y chromosomes.
- [Zach] Three, two, one!
(balloons popping)
(crowd cheers)
- It's a boy!
It's a boy, it's happening.
I'm very excited to finally announce it.
(carnival music)
Gender is a spectrum, but this baby has a penis.
(laughing)
- Let's have a hug. Oh, we're taking it, oh!
- We did it.
Ned's having a baby boy and more importantly,
wow look at all those Play-Doh babies!
To young baby Fulmer,
you have a lot, a lot of love in your life already.
- It's like a new friend whose brain is empty
and I get to help fill it.
- Has this taken me one step closer to liking babies? No.
- [Keith] Tell it you love it.
- Uh, no.
- What a day. What a day.
(riveting rock music)
- [Becky] Eugene, I think I'm pregnant now.
- Oh, (laughs) baby shower.
- [Keith] Baby shower! Yay! - Yay.
- [Keith] I'm gonna have a hot son!