[CLOCK TICKING]
[SINGING] Every night, when I lie in bed--
Oh, no.
--I see pictures dancing in my head.
Picture sleep.
Buddy Bert--
What?
--buckle up, and we'll fly away.
Whoa!
Yeah.
We're adventuring.
Every time the bed starts tapping,
something special's going to happen--
This is kind of kicky.
--my favorite kind of traveling.
Yeah!
We're adventuring.
Come along with Bert and Ernie.
We're going to take a little journey.
"Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures."
Well, Bert here we are in Antarctica,
land of ice and snow and ooh, [SHIVERS] cold.
Don't forget penguins--
Mm.
--my favorite birds, after pigeons, of course.
Of course.
Oh, oh, look at that.
Follow that penguin!
Ernie, I love penguins, but why are we walking like one?
Because Bert, this wobble-wobble keeps one pretty warm.
[HUMMING] Don't stop.
What's he doing?
I think it's a "she," Ernie.
Aha.
And [GASPS] could it be?
Ah, it is!
She's going to be a mama penguin.
Wow.
She's hatching an egg.
[MAKES PENGUIN SOUNDS]
Looks like now you're hatching it, Bert.
[QUACKING]
She thinks you speak penguin.
[CHUCKLES]
Sorry, but I only speak a little pigeon.
Coo, coo, coo, coo-coo-coo.
[QUACKING]
I didn't quite get that.
[QUACKING]
[SPLASH]
Now what?
[MUFFLED SPEECH]
Aw, isn't that sweet?
She's feeding you like you're the papa penguin.
[CHUCKLES]
[GAGS]
Look, Mrs. Penguin--
[QUACKING]
I think now she wants to go feed herself.
[QUACKING]
[SPLASH]
Well, now don't you worry, buddy Bert, I'll get you out
of this penguin predicament.
Taxi!
Ernie, there's no taxis in Antarctica.
But there are dogs named Taxi.
[CHUCKLES]
[DOG BARKS]
Nice boy, good boy, Taxi.
[GROWLS PLAYFULLY]
Come on, Bert.
Let's get out of here before mama penguin comes back.
Wait, we can't leave this egg.
Someone has to keep it warm, or it won't hatch.
[GROWLS PLAYFULLY]
[GASPS] Oh, no!
Follow that egg.
Ooh, woohoo!
Hang on, Bert.
Ah, [SCREAMS]
[QUACKING]
Here we are.
Ooh, down, boy, down, sit.
Mama penguin must be worried sick
wondering where her egg went.
[BARKS]
Would you look at that?
Taxi's making snow angels.
I think I'll make one too.
Woohoo!
[WHINING] Ernie.
Stop worrying, Bert.
Mama penguin will be here any minute.
[SIGHS] Boy, it sure takes patience to be a papa penguin.
[CRACKING]
What?
Oh, no.
Ernie.
[LOUD CRACKING]
Ernie!
Gee, this is so much fun.
Too bad you can't get off that egg
and make a snow angel too, Bert.
Bert?
Bert, what are you doing way out there?
I'm drifting!
Well, don't worry, old buddy.
I'll save you.
Go get him, boy.
Swim to Bert.
[BARKS]
[QUACKING]
Well, it's out there with Papa.
[QUACKING]
Well, here, maybe you can use this.
[SPLASH]
[QUACKING]
Bert, you're safe.
[BARKS]
Thank you.
Coo, coo, coo-coo, but I am not a penguin papa, OK?
[CRACKING]
[BABY QUACK]
[QUACKING]
[BARKS]
Aw, look at that.
[QUACKING]
Come here.
Aw, who's a cutie?
[LAUGHS]
[SPLASH]
Aw, how sweet.
I think she's thanking you for being such a good eggsitter.
[CHUCKLES]
[CLOCK TICKING]
Good night, Bert.
Good night, Ernie.
[BED TAPPING]
Uh-oh.
[SNORING LOUDLY]
[CLOCK TICKING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]