Oh, are you from Tennessee?
Because you're the only 10 I see.
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Count shoulders. one, two, three, four.
[DING] That's the only one I could think of.
My favorite pickup line is, oh, good, and you?
That's it.
[DING]
Do you believe in love at first sight,
or do I need to walk by you again?
Oh my god!
[DING] Really?
No.
That's terrible.
If you are a library book, I'd check you out.
[LAUGHS]
That wouldn't have worked on me.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like that would totally work on you.
Yeah, it would.
Yeah.
It doesn't take much.
When Joe gets tipsy, he leans on things,
and he's like, how you doing?
How you doing?
[LAUGHS]
Weirdest place we ever hooked up was?
We did something weird?
We should, now.
Give us-- --give us five minutes.
I think we talked about it.
We talked about it?
That's our foreplay, was talking about it.
It gets wild.
Weirdest place I've hooked up was on an airplane.
[DING] Oh, I mean, in our bed.
[DING]
Next.
[DING]
[LAUGHS]
Weirdest?
I don't know how weird this is.
It was in this really weird basement,
and we were next to like--
I don't think-- --that's not weird.
No, it was like-- --but it was really just sketch.
And it was just, like, the water heater was right there,
and the boiler was right there, and there was pipes.
And I actually got a black eye.
The rom-com I would want to be in, is--
--oh.
"Devil Wears Prada."
OK.
Joe is obsessed with "Devil Wears Prada."
I'd be the male version of Meryl Streep.
Oh, hell yeah he would.
And I would be Anne Hathaway.
So.
[DING] [DING]
I liked "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Day."
That's like the only rom-com I ever actually truly liked.
She's legit--
Yeah.
That sounded fun.
--crazy, though.
Yeah.
That sounded fun.
I kind of liked the back and forth of that.
I'll go for that one.
[DING]
A title of a movie based on my "Bachelorette" season
would be "Cluster F--."
[DING] [LAUGHS]
Most dramatic rose ceremony was?
When I didn't give Ashley my rose, and she went home.
But then you came back.
So it wasn't that dramatic, I guess.
Ugh.
That was pretty bad.
That is pretty bad.
I was like, Jared is no way leaving me.
I know.
I was like, if he comes down to it.
If it comes down to Jared deciding who he has to keep--
I almost did.
--I know he's not going to not pick me.
The most embarrassing thing that happened to me on set
was I felt through a chair.
The most embarrassing thing that happened
to me and "The Bachelor" was, after we had our hot pepper
date, that you still think was the best date ever,
and I still think was the worst date ever,
I threw up for so long.
And in the morning, my face was the size--
--I mean, it was so big, you guys.
My face was this big.
It was like expanding in every direction.
But you still looked beautiful.
That's really nice.
If I could listen to only one Jonas Brothers
song for the rest of my life, it would
be, [DING] I believe, off "Happiness Begins."
[DING]
It's "Sucker."
Obviously.
I like "Sucker."
"Sucker" is a good one.
The best gift that I received from my partner was?
Um.
Shoes.
[DING]
Really?
Oh, no.
Well, yeah, I like shoes.
I don't know.
You give me a lot of good gifts.
The best gift I ever received from my partner
was a Backstreet Boys music video
that he completely redid, to make Jared-esque.
The best gift I ever received from my partner was her heart.
Jared!
That's a cute one.
My ideal honeymoon would be?
Ours would be very different, by the way.
So, I would love to go to somewhere like
Bali, or Thailand, and go hiking, and be in nature,
and interact with animals.
And Joe's would be...
Probably the south of France.
Somewhere. in the south of France.
Or somewhere, the Amalfi Coast.
He's bougie.
Nice hotel.
5-star hotel.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah.
That's what I would do.
I'd be like, AirBnB our treehouse.
Really good restaurants.
Lay by the pool or the beach.
It'd be really fun to try some bugs.
I'm not going to sweat.
I don't want to sweat, like, at all.
Ride an elephant.
Get all dirty.
[ELEPHANT NOISE]
OK.
[DING] [DING]
The strangest thing I'm afraid of is paper cuts in my eye.
That's terrifying.
Catching a parasite in my stomach, where it eats
away and goes through my body.
The last thing I Googled was how to get pee out
of a hotel carpet.
[DING] Dog pee.
[DING]
Wow.
How to prepare for the Ellen YouTube show.
[DING]
[LAUGHS] Yes.
Didn't we have a conversation about parasites?
Because one of our friends had said
they had gotten a parasite, and we
Googled what parasites would look like under someone's skin.
So like, skin rashes.
Yeah.
Maybe.
And you do have a rash right now.
Thanks, babe.
Um.
OK well it's not like a bad--
--I think, like, I got a bug bite
or something when we were recently out of the country,
so anyway.
[DING] TMI.
My favorite curse word?
I got to go with [BLEEP].
It's to the point.
[DING]
My favorite curse word is [BLEEP]..
[DING] [DING]
Mother[BLEEP].
[GASPS]
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