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The scene you're about to see is a bunch of grown-ass men
about to pee in they pants
because they see monkeys on the way.
And you go, ooo-ooo-ooo ahh-ahh.
Men are always trying to find some damn monkeys.
If you know what I mean.
What are they doing in the jungle?
Looking for Karlie? Ooo-ooo-ahh-ahh.
Oh that is the hoe call ain't it?
Karlie might jump out the bushes.
Look at- look at- look at Joc. Joc you my brother,
I love you forever but what type of monkey do favor?
Bro, my question why are we here?
Because we trying to. Hold on.
Hey Kirk I ain't with this (beep), bro.
I swear, these are the most toughest (beep) dudes I know.
But I promise you, when it comes to them creatures,
oh them creatures scare anybody.
stop.
Why the (beep) do you all have rocks?
You all tripping with all of this man.
I don't know Joc, you got that green hair.
Bird might land on your head and thinking it's grass.
Oh, what in the (beep) was that?
What the (beep) was that? I'm excited.
For real, you all, what was it?
All this scary movie (beep). Come on Kirk, let's go.
I don't feel safe because they out here in the woods,
and we don't know what the hell going on, we're in Trinidad.
Why would you all venture off by y'all self?
Ain't no way in the hell
I'd be out somewhere in a third world country,
and I ain't got no (beep) tour guide.
Tour guide could get (beep) up, we can get (beep) up together.
(beep)
I ain't getting (beep) by myself.
I'm a whole man out here on vacation.
Y'all the only one getting love. You done step down yet?
Definitely.
You done step down yet? That's what I'm saying cuz-
Love Doc Jock.
Love Doc Jock?
I'm gone tell you what you need, they got this little pump.
Man, go head on bro.
Stretch that thing out.
I don't need no pump bro.
Joc is so (beep) he tells all my secrets.
Why, what's your secret about the penis pump?
Like, he just, he just get on my nerve with this (beep).
Nothing, nothing
Why is Joc-
No, nothing. Nothing!
I only told Joc to get a penis pump, you know what I'm saying.
Tell me what to do Love Doc Joc.
You suck her toes.
I'm sick of all this toe sucking (beep).
I don't like that.
Why the hell is y'all sucking toes?
I have had my toes sucked and I did not like the (beep) feeling.
After he sucked my toes I never wanted to see him again.
Period.
Have a couple of drinks, give her a massage,
get the lotion make sure you hit a couple of the right spots.
Then you good.
Okay Kirk.
All right, that's how you give a man advice.
Kirk, Joc and Scrappy let me give y'all a little advice
how y'all need to get y'all woman aroused.
Y'all need to put a little whip cream
on that thing thing and (beep) it a little more often.
Okay. (Beep) the Punani.
We in the game.
There go the hoe call.
It's red light Karlie oohhh ohhhhhh.
Hishcabani.
Look, it's eating that lettuce like Karlie
was (beep) my (beep).
With your face.
I saw the monkey, y'all ready to go?
It done started raining.
All right, the rain is coming down fellows.
The monkey coming down too.
Joc, you always scared of a monkey.
The next thing you're about to see is,
the (beep) hitting the fan, literally.
So, you know y'all trip me out last night
acting like me and Kirk
don't be getting it popping around this thing?
Rasheeda glowing.
Rasheeda look like she got some (beep) last night.
Y'all got me thinking I need to turn
up a little bit more while we in Trinidad.
I love to see Rasheeda and Kirk happy.
I'm like yes, more. Give it!
Rasheeda, I mean you do need to turn up.
Go put on some of them different kind of wings
and get into character girl. You and Kirk in Trinidad
and y'all got the biggest suite girl,
you better turn the (beep) up.
We're going go to my family house and see my family.
Is your family gone be cooking some of that island food?
I hope so.
I want chicken feet pigeon ass.
What?
That's nasty.
Pigeon ass? What the (beep)?
Who said they want a pigeon ass?
You want chicken feet and what? Pig?
Tok, we have to change our eating habits.
You'll get some curry goat.
Come on Mimi.
Mimi coming through baby, you can tell Mimi got.
Stevie J ain't never made Mimi be this happy.
I just want to let everybody know
that I brought somebody with me?
You brought Ty?
No, Ty is in Israel.
Oh hell no. Oh hell no again.
What you bring this man ass hoe for?
Who the (beep) snuck her in Trinidad?
She already got snuck on earth,
how the (beep) she get snuck in Trinidad?
You people got a little shocked look on their face.
You know I had a shocking look on my face
when I saw your big dinosaur ass coming through.
You guys have been friends for way too long,
and I just at least wanted to see
if you guys can clear the air.
As you can see, look at Rasheeda's face,
look at Joc's face, look at Shekinah's face,
look at my face, look at Kirk's face.
Everybody's like (bleep) why are you here?
I don't even know what we arguing about to be honest.
Pooh. What do you mean you don't understand
why y'all not talking?
1. You said Karlie (beep) your ass you all her associates.
2. You said she (beep) on your bed.
3. You said that you and her (beep).
I wouldn't talk to you no more either.
If I did or didn't what the (beep)
do it have to do with the United States of America?
You need to confess that I never ever,
because you know I never did.
Whatever will make you sleep good at night Karlie.
No, whatever will make me sleep.
See this is what I'm talking about.
I said talk the truth.
Wait. What is the truth?
We want the truth.
The truth is you a lying ass hoe.
You had your (beep) in my ass, my husbands ass,
my toes, and everything else. Joc, you know what I'm saying?
I got you.
Joc said he got me.
Joc got me because she (beep) his ass,
and I know that because Karlie told me.
The truth gone come out on you too Joc.
Me and Pooh never did nothing.
So, all of this, this whole discussion is about alleged
sexual encounters that may or may not happened?
Ain't no alleged.
My husband (beep) her in the (beep).
She (beep) on my sheets.
I just want to give her the sheet.
This (bleep) done came out here to Trinidad
and threw some (beep) sheets across a (beep) table.
Everybody out here need to get up really
and whoop this hoe ass.
If you want the sheets you can have it.
And I just want to give you this.
I made her so mad, a hit dog will holler.
I brought you some diapers for that loose ass.
Oh my God.
She look older than Karlie.
She should of kept them God (beep) for her damn self.
When you get (beep) in the ass don't (beep) on my sheets, okay?
Stop playing with my (beep).
Damn Tokyo. (beep)
Tokyo. Why you got something to do with something?
Sit your ass down?
Carve some of that fat from around your heart.
It look like her heart work just fine to me, her lungs,
and her legs and them arms too. (Bleep) you better calm down.
Diabetes ass (bleep).
Did you just say that my friend has diabetes?
That ain't nothing to play with, come on now.
That's not funny when you over here
looking like a whole ass man.
You diabetes ass (bleep).
(Bleep) I'll beat you up.
You said you came to apologize. You didn't come to apologize.
You came to drop off some (beep).
Shekinah, would you wire those braces shut?
Shut the (beep) up.
That's where you (beep) up right there (bleep).
Karlie (beep) my ass, Karlie (beep) my ass.
Fifty year old woman ain't running around here
talking about who (beep)
her ass girl, even the (bleep) did (beep) your ass.
No one gives a (beep). Talking about I'm a (beep).
Can't believe that hoe called me a egg.
I didn't know nothing about these diapers.
This (bleep) up here twirling.
You know what? I'm done with this psychotic (bleep).
This (bleep) need a mental institution.
Somebody need to take this (bleep)
and get her evaluated like, yesterday.
Pooh. Are you (beep) kidding me?
This (beep) got to stop.
She's seriously crazy about me, y'all.
Oh (beep), I didn't know it was this serious.
This girl really really is in love with me.
If I really (beep) her, she really gone (beep) go crazy.