● From demonic murdering of police officers, to randomly killing innocent animals, the
Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit “Worst things
that we’ve ever had a babysitter do” – I’m {} and today I’ll be your narrator
10 – My_ThoughtsYT Dolan When Dolan was 10 years old, his mom had to
work late one night and found a babysitter online.
When the babysitter arrived, he said hi but she had a pretty weird grin on her face.
Later on, Dolan was in his room playing video games and he could hear the babysitter talking
in the next room.
He assumed she was on her phone.
Half an hour passed and he went down to the living room but froze in shock.
The babysitter was crawling like a spider on the ground and when he asked if she was
okay, she started mumbling in this weird voice like a demon.
Dolan ran back to his room and called the police.
When the officer arrived, the babysitter stabbed him with a knife and when the second officer
came, he quickly shot the baby sitter dead.
His mom never worked a night shift again.
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9 - CatieRook Spincess When Spincess was little, she had a babysitter
that didn’t know how to deal with kids.
One night, everything was going as planned but then the teenage babysitter decided to
have a tickle war.
She pinned Spincess down on her bed and tickled her, even though Spincess was pleading with
her to stop.
Spincess was laughing so hard that she got to a point where she couldn't breath.
She started coughing and when the babysitter patted her on the back, Spincess projectile
vomited everywhere.
The babysitter stood there in shock, completely covered in vomit.
All she could say was, “Whoops”.
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8 – Loopybats Gooby When Gooby was about five or six, she had
a baby sitter who was about eighty years old.
Her parents went away for a weekend holiday and left Gooby with the elderly babysitter
for a few days.
Gooby woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water when she heard a weird
noise, so she decided to investigate.
She went downstairs and looked outside into the garden.
Lying in the middle of the grass was her elderly babysitter in complete darkness, stroking
a teddy bear.
She went outside to see what she was doing, and the lady just said, ‘What a nice day
it is out here!”
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7 – KrowLords333 Grgak Grgak was getting home late at night and his
parents were out so they got a babysitter.
The babysitter was nice to his little sister but whenever he was in the room, she was a
complete bitch.
So when Grgak walked in the house, he was wearing a scarf over his mouth and a leather
jacket because it was snowing outside.
The babysitter screamed, grabbed a chair and hit him over the head with it.
He yelled and showed her it was just him, but she continued to break the chair over
the back of his head.
He had to get stitches, and for some reason his parents praised her for defending herself
against an intruder.
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6 – Kidlike101 Zaraganba When Zaraganba was six, he was playing quietly
while his babysitter, who was actually his grumpy uncle, was sitting in the next room
watching TV.
Suddenly he heard his sister crying at the top of her lungs and assumed she had fallen
over or something.
His uncle stormed into the room and just assumed they were having a fight and slapped Zaraganba
as hard as he could while screaming at him.
Zaraganba was a quiet kid and kept telling his uncle that he did nothing wrong.
Of course this made his uncle even madder and he slapped Zaraganba again.
After a few hours, his uncle found Zaraganba hiding in a corner and gave him a $5 bill
as an apology.
Gee, thanks uncle.
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5 –AngyDenten MKyleM When MKyleM was in first grade, his babysitter
was a grandma who would bring her two grandkids over to stay.
The babysitter would smoke inside and blow it in MKyleM’s face, which eventually caused
him to have asthma.
MKyleM’s school even called his parents to complain that he smelled of smoke and wouldn’t
stop coughing.
On the rare occasion the babysitter made him food, she made disgusting sandwiches which
contained things like canned tuna fish mixed with peanut butter.
He didn't know which was worse, the moldy peanut butter, or the fact that the tuna wasn't
drained.
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4 -Neonman54 Pringle When Pringle was three years old, his parents
left him with a douchebag babysitter named Benny.
All he did was play Crash Bandicoot on Pringle’s PlayStation 2.
It was the only reason he agreed to babysit Pringle in the first place.
When Pringle tried to ask him something, the babysitter got distracted and died in the
game.
He looked Pringle dead in the eye and said, "If you don't shut up, I'm going to stuff
hotdogs down your throat".
Pringle avoided him until he left and then told his parents.
He didn’t see him again after that.
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3 – Major_dog Princess Proton Princess Proton’s babysitter was a teenage
boy who would bring over costumes.
One day he told her to put on a latex cat suit that look like a cat and told her it
was "dress up".
When she put the whole thing on he started acting weird.
He then put a muzzle on the suit so she couldn’t talk.
Luckily before anything else happened, her parents came home earlier than expected and
kicked him out quickly.
They told her the costumes were actually kink outfits.
She never saw him again, but she kept the outfits which she sometimes wears in secret.
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2 – CrystalStar1307 Hellbent When Hellbent was 7, he had the worst babysitter
ever.
She was about 40 year old.
Hellbent had a little puppy named Nicole that his family got two months earlier.
In a spontaneous fit of rage one day, the babysitter grabbed Nicole by the scruff and
slammed her head against the wall.
Blood splattered all on the wall and the dog lay on the floor for about two mins, until
she let out one last bark and died.
Apparently she killed the puppy because it peed on the carpet.
You can only hope she was put in jail for being the world’s worst asshole.
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1 – NARRATOR’S STORY
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