Zombieland (2009) Hey what's up guys. Today I'll show
you a zombie comedy film: "Zombieland!" Spoiler ahead, watch out and take care!
This movie features a few survivors of the zombie apocalypse, caused by the
mad cow disease that turned people into mad zombies and took over the world.
In the beginning, we discover that America is now the United States of Zombieland,
as the citizens have turned into zombies. The main protagonist, "Columbus," explains the
list of rules he has followed that helps him to survive. As the scene shows a fat guy being chased
by a skinny zombie, Columbus explains that the first rule is cardio, which is to keep fit.
Then we see the chaotic street where the hungry zombies chase their targets. So
his rule number two is to double tap. As we see, the woman hesitantly shoots a zombie,
but still gets attacked by it. So the rule is, if unsure whether the zombie is dead,
hit it again to smash the head. Thirdly, beware of bathrooms;
the man in the toilet gets attacked by a zombie; because, according to Columbus,
they can sense your smelly shit when you are most vulnerable while doing smelly business.
Fourth, we see the zombie kids in the party attacking the woman in the car. For Columbus,
you have to focus on your own survival,
and cut all emotional ties, so the last rule is to fasten your seat belts.
In the next scene, we see Columbus in the gasoline station. Two months ago, the first
victim ate the contaminated burger, which has turned the entire population into zombies.
Columbus thinks he is the only survivor who survived by following his rules. For instance,
a zombie appears when he attempts to go to the bathroom. So he runs
off and gets chased by more zombies. Fortunately, he manages to drive away,
but a zombie emerges from the back seat. He gets shocked, and bumps into the wall. the
zombie flies from the back seat. Luckily, he is safe because he puts his seat belt on.
Then he explains another rule to survive: to travel light. He is going home to check
if his parents are still alive. While walking on the highway full of cars,
he sees an SUV coming in his direction. He runs, but the driver follows him.
The SUV stops, and Columbus points a gun at the guy, "Tallahassee," who comes out
of the car. They point a gun at each other; but after they realize they are both normal,
Columbus gets in his car. As part of Columbus' rules,
he immediately checks the back seat. They do not want to exchange names, so they
call each other by the name of their destination. Since they are heading in the same direction,
Columbus insists on traveling with him. Later, they stop as Columbus needs to use the
bathroom, where he reveals his fear of the clowns. Then he reminisces about the early
spread of zombies. A girl suddenly knocks at his door. He lets her in, and gets a hug from her.
The girl frighteningly tells him that a homeless man chased her and tried to bite her and eat
her hormones. So Columbus comforts her using his muscles, and the girl kisses him without using her
tongue, before she takes a nap on his bullet-proof shoulder. Columbus feels delighted. However,
when he wakes up, he sees the girl has turned into a zombie, and she chases his smelly ass.
Columbus runs around the house as the girl chases him. He then strikes her head,
and awaits her to come at him again. The 'double tap' rule arises, when the
girl comes out of the bathroom, and Columbus hits her on the head to finish her off.
Going back to the present, Columbus tells Tallahassee about the rumor
that there is an unscathed place, but Tallahassee thinks it is fictitious.
while on their way, they come across a hungry zombie savoring a man's organ in
the middle of the road. Columbus describes Tallahassee as an obsessed zombie killer,
but more obsessed with finding a Twinkie, so they stop at a grocery store.
Before going inside, they get some weapons in the trunk, and enter the grocery store. Tallahassee
plays his banjo to summon the zombies, and kills them using it. Another zombie appears, and
Tallahassee kills it using the garden shear. Then suddenly, a woman named "Wichita",
comes out of the room and asks them to help her sister. Before following her,
Columbus lists another rule: to know your way out! so he puts a box between the doors.
Wichita tells Columbus that her sister, "Little Rock," got bitten,
telling them they want to end her misery while looking at Columbus' gun. Little Rock explains
that she decides to end her own life; but she and her sister do not have a weapon.
Since Columbus is reluctant, Tallahassee decides to do it. However, Wichita emotionally interrupts
him, saying she will do it instead. After he hands her the gun, Wichita suddenly points it
at Tallahassee, and demands him to give them their car keys, weapons, and ammunition.
After that, the girls drive away and talk about the Pacific Playland,
the place that is believed to be zombie-free, which is where they are heading.
Meanwhile, Columbus and Tallahassee are walking around to find a car. Tallahassee feels upset
about getting his car stolen and manipulated by the girls. but he suddenly feels delighted
as he sees the yellow truck. So they immediately check the truck,
and Tallahassee celebrates as they find loads of weapons from the backseat. Then
he happily drives the car, while Columbus convinces him to forget about getting his
revenge on the girls, and just head home. Tallahassee tells Columbus that home for him
is his dog; but sadly, he lost the dog because of these zombies. So now he enjoys the little things,
and Columbus includes enjoying the little things as part of his rules.
On their way, they see Columbus' SUV in the middle of the road, with the word 'help' written on the
side of it. Tallahassee thinks it is a trap, so he checks it and finds out that it's abandoned.
He gets in the car, only to discover that Little Rock is hiding in the backseat. He feels
disappointed at Columbus for being hostage by a kid. As soon as Little Rock comes out, she points
the gun at Tallahassee and takes his gun. After that, she orders Columbus to honk the car,
and her sister Wichita comes out, and orders them to get out. she drives the car, and they
go together, holding them as hostages. The scene shifts to Wichita and Little
Rock's past, showing how they have been conning people.
For instance, they tricked the gasoline station cashier, as Wichita seduced him,
and acted like she had lost her ring. She promised to reward him; but in reality, it was a setup.
Little Rock acted as if she found it, and the cashier guy gave her some money, in exchange for
the ring that he thought was more valuable, and would give him a chance to contact Wichita.
Back to the present, while on the way, Columbus smiles while thinking they are still lucky they
did not leave them in the middle of the road. Right after Columbus genuinely thanks the girls,
Tallahassee immediately grabs the gun, and points it at Little Rock. So Wichita pulls up the car,
and points her gun at Tallahassee. Columbus freaks out and lectures them to
cooperate. Tallahassee is the first to keep his gun, followed by Wichita; and they drive off.
Columbus asks them where they are heading. Little Rock excitedly tells them they will
go to Pacific Playland, where they used to play, believing that it is
zombie-free. But Tallahassee mocks that idea. Subsequently, Columbus asks about his hometown,
and Wichita unintentionally reveals that his hometown was burned to the ground. She
immediately apologizes as Columbus feels sorrowful. He then realizes that they
are all orphans in Zombieland. They have been driving all night,
and when Wichita notices a truck, she offers Columbus to take it and go on their own. But
Columbus realizes that he wants to be with her; and he chooses they stick together.
Moments later, Tallahassee insists they stop at a grocery store. They kill a zombie and
look around for some stuff. Columbus puts on some cologne, and Tallahassee
immediately notices that he admires Wichita. Then Columbus sprays some perfume on Tallahassee,
and gets punched by him. They seem to have a little fight; but when they try to break
some of the things in the store, they feel satisfied and enjoy smashing them up.
After appreciating the little things, they continue their journey and drive off. They
harmoniously travel together to the Pacific Playland.
As they arrive in Hollywood, they decide to take some rest; so they find a famous
personality's house to stay in. they arrive at a celebrity's mansion,
and fascinatingly look around. Columbus decides they split; he invites Little Rock to watch a
Daniel CC movie in the movie theater, while Tallahassee and Wichita search the rooms.
Meanwhile, Tallahassee and Wichita are having fun in the room; when suddenly,
the celebrity arrives. He looks like a zombie, so Wichita hits him with a golf club. He explains
that he disguised himself as a zombie to blend in. Tallahassee is a big fan; he shouts in excitement,
and cheerily expresses how he loves his works. After that, they get high. While Columbus
interrogates Little Rock about her sister, the three decide to prank them.
As the celebrity enters the theater, pretending to be a zombie, Columbus immediately grabs the gun,
and shoots him in the chest, ending his celebrity life. Columbus apologizes,
but the celebrity admits it is also his fault. Then they put the celebrity's corpse outside,
and shot the gun to salute him. That night, they play monopoly, while talking
about the best and worst things about Zombie-land. Columbus tells them that for Tallahassee,
the worst thing is about losing his dog. However, when Tallahassee emotionally tells them
a story, Columbus realizes that he's talking about his son, not a dog. Tallahassee cries, and he
shows them his son's pictures in his wallet. The following day, Tallahassee practices shooting
things in the mansion. Little Rock approaches and joins him, so he teaches her how to shoot.
At the same time, Wichita brings a bottle of wine, and invites Columbus to drink.
They talk and reminisce about their past. Then Wichita invites him to dance. They
get intimate and almost kiss each other, when Tallahassee interrupts their fishy moment.
Before leaving, Wichita tells Columbus she likes him; but her priority is their survival.
the following day, they watch the girls leave using their car.
While driving, Wichita opens up to her sister about nearly kissing Columbus,
and that is because she forgot their rule, which is 'just the two of them.'
Later, they finally arrive at the Pacific Playland. Columbus is dispirited that
Wichita is gone, while Tallahassee tells him his plan of heading to Mexico.
Meanwhile, Wichita powers up the Playland, which makes Little Rock astonished. However,
some zombies notice the lights from afar, and head toward the Playland
while Wichita and her sister enjoy the rides. Moments later, the girls get chased by a bunch of
zombies. They get into their car and drive away, while some zombies cling to their truck. So they
jump off while the car is moving, letting the vehicle and zombies get into the sea.
they continue fighting the zombies, shooting them as they sprint. Meanwhile,
Tallahassee and Columbus exchange farewells, as Columbus will go after the girls,
and Tallahassee plans to go to Mexico. Before Columbus drives the motorbike,
he tells Tallahassee that the girls were ones in someone else's wallet too. It makes
him feel guilty, as Columbus implies that the girls are someone's children too.
Tallahassee sees Columbus fall off the motorbike. So he drives the SUV and invites
him to go together to meet the girls. Meanwhile, the girls sit on a ride, as they
get surrounded by a swarm of zombies below them. Since the tower ride goes up and down,
the zombies try to reach them. So Little Rock shoots the control box to make it stop.
Moments later, Tallahassee and Columbus arrive at the amusement park,
and immediately shoot the zombies. From above, Little Rock happily sees them
coming, so Wichita tells her they need to start preparing their apology to them.
the girls wave and get Columbus' attention. Tallahassee tells Columbus to get the girls,
while he prepares his gear. After that, he gets the zombies' attention to distract them,
as Columbus will rescue the girls. While Tallahassee shoots the zombies,
Columbus is also chased by some zombies. At the same time, some
zombies also start to climb up to the girls. Subsequently, Tallahassee locks himself in the
booth, and gets surrounded by zombies as he shoots them. The zombie reaches the girls,
but they run out of ammunition. They urge Columbus to hurry and rescue them;
but he encounters a zombie clown, which is his greatest fear. This is where he breaks his rule:
not to be a hero; and he overcomes his fear for Wichita, as he hits the clown with a mallet.
Subsequently, he sees a zombie attacking the girls; he quickly presses the emergency
button to make the tower ride drop. Wichita immediately hugs him, and tells him her real name,
which signifies her trust in him. After that, Columbus and Wichita kiss
each other. Tallahassee proudly watches them, and is happy for Columbus.
Later, while walking, Wichita suddenly remembers and wonders where Tallahassee is.
Columbus correctly guesses that he's looking for his favorite treat in the store.
Upon entering, Columbus witnesses Tallahassee freaking out, as he
cannot find his favorite Twinkies. Then they hear some noise, and Columbus quickly shoots
the cupboard, where a mouse emerges. Unfortunately, he shot the box of Twinkies,
making Tallahassee upset; so Columbus apologizes. Just then, Columbus sees the
girls driving the SUV, so they hurry outside. Columbus thinks the girls will abandon them again;
but Wichita pulls up the car. he suddenly realizes that these three people are the
closest to the family he has always wanted. Subsequently, Little Rock tosses a Twinke at
Tallahassee, which he eats elatedly, and they happily watch him savor it. In the end,
they survive by working together, and they drive off the Pacific Playland.
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