(ELEVATOR WHIRRING)
Hey, Tim, nice haircut!
-Donnie! Hang in there, baby! -(ALL SPEAKING MINIONESE)
It's almost Friday.
So, how's today's batch, Dr. Nefario?
I've developed a new formula which allowed me to get every known kind
of berry into one flavor of jelly.
(GROANING)
(GAGGING)
That tastes good.
Love the flavor of that.
(GRUNTING)
-It's horrible isn't it? -GRU: No, no...
Oh, were making great progress.
Here, try some of this.
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(GAGGING)
Ah.
(GAGGING)
(ALL YELLING)
Whoa.
Okay, just because everybody hates it doesn't mean it's not good.
Listen, Gru. There's something I've been meaning
to talk to you about for some time now.
What? What's wrong?
Um... (CLEARING THROAT)
I miss being evil.
Sinister plots, large-scale crimes, it's what I live for.
I mean, don't you think there's more to our future than jelly?
Well, I'm also considering a line of jams.
Um, the thing is, Gru...
(INHALING SHARPLY)
I've had an offer of employment elsewhere.
Dr. Nefario!
Come on. You're kidding, right?
DR. NEFARIO: It's a great opportunity for me.
Bigger lab, more evil, full dental.
(SIGHING)
Very well. Let us give you the proper send-off.
Minions!
-♪ (TRUMPETING) ♪ -(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
The highest honor awarded to Dr. Nefario...
for your years of service...
the 21-fart gun salute!
-(SPEAKING MINIONESE) -(FARTING SOUND)
(COUGHING)
Uh, I counted 22.
(CHUCKLING)
Farewell, my friends!
(SOBBING)
This may take a while.
Go about your business!
I miss you already!