- Hey.
You're here.
And wow you look great.
- Now there's a lot of great music out there
but who's got the time to listen to it.
We're not made out of time people.
We're made out of flesh, bone and juice.
The point is we're about to save your time
and sum up your favorite songs
'cause it's time for.
- [Man] Cliffs Notes Songs.
- So we're gonna take some popular songs
and shorten them, so that you have time to listen
to more songs that we've also shortened.
- Yes.
- And first up is Demi Lovato or Demi Lovato,
as I like to call her.
- I don't think she likes that.
- Her song, Sorry Not Sorry.
Here's a bit of the song to refresh your memory.
♪ Now payback is bad chic ♪
♪ And baby, I'm the baddest ♪
♪ I'm playing with a savage ♪
♪ Can't have this, can't have this, ah ♪
♪ And it'd be nice of me to take it easy on ya, but nah ♪
♪ Baby, I'm sorry, I'm not sorry ♪
- Oh yeah.
- Quite a party going on there.
- It's very catchy.
The problem is it's nearly four minutes long.
I could cook four boxes of Minute Rice in that time.
- Yeah, you could.
- Okay.
And I want to listen to multiple songs
while I'm minuting up my rice.
- Right.
- So, what we've done is we have Cliff's notes eyes
your song Demi.
Enjoy.
- Wow.
Calling Demi out on her contradictions, huh.
- It's a confusing song man.
It's like pff.
- Okay.
Well you simplified it.
Okay.
Imagine Dragons, hugely popular as is their song Thunder.
- Yeah.
- Let's listen to it a bit.
♪ Thunder, feel the thunder ♪
♪ Lightning and the thunder ♪
♪ Thunder, feel the thunder ♪
♪ Lightning and the thunder ♪
♪ Thunder, thunder ♪
- Now you could not avoid this song last year.
- It's a pretty great song.
- Everywhere you went people were singing this song.
They were playing this song.
The problem is it's three minutes and 24 minutes.
Three minutes, 24 seconds.
It's not three minutes, 24 minutes,
that's 27 minutes.
I'm testing you.
Three minutes, 24 seconds.
- That's still long until you said the other thing you said.
- Right.
- But it's still long.
- That's enough time to literally Imagine Dragons
doing all sorts of things.
I'm gonna shorten the song.
- Do it.
- P.S. storms make me wet myself.
(laughing)
- Really overcompensating.
Okay.
That's good man.
You got pumped up and (mumbles).
- Yeah.
- Like a really quick workout.
- I think I pulled (mumbles).
- Okay.
Let's move onto What Lovers Do, the song.
- Oh right.
- By Maroon 5.
It's fun and catchy.
Let's reexperience some of it.
♪ Tell me, tell me if you love me or not ♪
♪ Love me or not, love me or not ♪
♪ I'll bet the house on you, am I lucky or not ♪
♪ Lucky or not, lucky or not ♪
- Come on Maroon 5.
Three and a half minutes long.
It doesn't take that long to do what lovers do.
Just saying.
- Maybe for you.
- Let me show you.
That's pretty much the extent of the lyrics.
(laughing)
- Okay.
Short, sweet, simple.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Thanks for that Link.
- You're welcome.
- Next up we got Light it Up by Luke Bryan.
- Oh.
- Check it out.
♪ I wake up, I check it, I shower and I check it ♪
♪ I feel the buzz in my truck ♪
♪ And I almost wreck it ♪
♪ I almost got it on me ♪
♪ Just in case you want me ♪
♪ So, if you're looking for my love ♪
♪ Then light it up ♪
- Yeah, he's talking about his phone.
- Which one was Luke Bryan though?
- The one just standing alone in the hall.
- Oh, doing this.
- Yeah.
Okay.
So this song is way up there on the country charts.
It's also way up there on the Link
three minutes and eight seconds.
- Uh.
- That's enough time for a Luke Bryan fan
to get a D.U.I on a riding lawnmower.
- What?
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