- Denise. - David.
- I've already forgotten your name.
- Me too. (both laugh)
(light guitar music)
- Uhh, no I didn't finish that report,
but I did get 160 pages deep on Reddit.
- I know I'm smarter than you, but I'm an intern
so I'm going to pretend like I'm not.
- This is how my boss spoke to me
so that's how I'm gonna speak to you.
- Hey guys, I'm not paying attention
to this conference call, but I'm interjecting
so that you know that I'm here.
- Oh, Dave, I got your email but I didn't respond
because I think you're incredibly stupid.
- If this goes right I'm taking all the credit.
If it goes wrong, you're getting all the blame.
- Oh, I was just on Facebook.
Oh I was just on Etsy.
Oh, I was just looking at the
closest thing I can get to porn.
- I'm gonna see you more than my girlfriend,
so I'm probably gonna develop a crush on you.
- Can you tell I had two beers with lunch?
- Uh, that's great. Can you set up a meeting
so you can repeat what you just told me?
- Hey, everyone hates the quote in your email signature.
- You should see this conversation
we're having about you on GChat.
- The way you're looking at me today
means I'm never gonna wear this skirt again.
- I really don't care how your weekend was.
- This is my roommate Henry.
I just wanted to bring him in,
show how grown-up my job is.
- I'll say thank you, but I don't mean it.
- You're my least favorite person here.
- I am this close (laughs)
I am (everyone in room laughs)
- Can you go (laughs) God damn it!
- I am this close to getting a back rub from my secretary.
Do not screw it up for me. (laughs)
All right, we're good. Let's go.