when you look on this stage under all these bright lights,
you just see some guys that you don't really like at all
grow some balls when you choose tonight
if you vote for me you'll be doing the country
a really, really big favor--trust me, you can thank me later
when I legalize everything
I can guarantee you'll be much, much more happy
with me, I can satisfy all your needs
for shady activities as you please, like
prostitutes and drugs, panda skin rugs
automatic weapons, exposing your erections
it's high time you vote for Einstein
I'll legalize everything
euthanizing old people, poaching bald eagles
I'll fire the regulators of asbestos toilet paper
it's high time for Einstein, I'll legalize everything
if you vote for him, you'll be helping the nation
God's favorite nation
live like the founding fathers did
and never have to bother with laws against anything
he can guarantee you'll be
much more happy and free
constitutionally
if you wanna see tyranny's demise realized
we should legalize
public urination
without taxation
buying the election
exposing our erections
it's high time you vote for Einstein
I'll legalize everything
it's high time for Einstein
he'll legalize every
every single
inconceivable
smokable, drinkable
thing