I’ve been noticing more and more lately that A LOT of guys really have no idea what
the hell they’re doing when it comes to taking care of themselves, talking to girls,
or just in general, so in the spirit of making sure you guys aren’t totally fucking up
your chances with the female population, I decided to put together a list of things you
guys are doing that make you unattractive.
#1 Dressing like you’re 12 years old.
Now I’ve said this before, unless you’re actually 12 years old, don’t fucking dress
like you’re 12 years old.
I thought I made it clear but since I see SO many guys still doing it, I thought I’d
get really specific.
NEVER wear the following out:
Basketball shorts - unless you’re working out or playing basketball
Those stupid nike t-shirts with the cheesy sayings on them "BLOOD, SWEAT, TEARS.
NO PAIN NO GAIN. 90% BADASS, 10% ALPHA MALE.
TOO MUCH SWAG IN THIS GUN SHOW BABY.
OLD ENOUGH TO PEE, OLD ENOUGH FOR ME."
Wait, what?
Scratch that last one.
Please don't wear a shirt that says that.
Big ass baggy sweatpants Big ass baggy cargo pants or shorts with huge
pockets and loops and straps and shit hanging off of em like you're about to star in a S&M
porno Pajama pants - holy fuck I can’t believe
I even need to say this one out loud, never wear this shit out unless you’re gonna bring
your fucking bed with you too Tie dye: people still wear this?
It wasn't stylish in the 70's and it still isn't.
Shit that's too small.
Bro, unless you're Dwayne Johnson auditioning for the next Fast and Furious movie, you look
fucking stupid.
Socks and those stupid athletic sandals or slides or whatever the fuck they’re called.
Seriously, I see SO many guys doing this one and you’d think it’s common sense not
to go out wearing socks with sandals but almost every time I go out I’ll see some dude rocking
them.
And while you’re at it, stop wearing UGG slippers and moccasins outside of the house,
they’re not even real shoes.
Now if you’re sitting here looking at yourself like, FUCK I literally wear all those things
he mentioned, then don’t worry because when I look back at pictures of myself, even I
cringe at the site of me posing in the mirror with a mismatched outfit and sunglasses on.
All that matters is that now you know, it’s time to change that shit up and start dressing
well so people and girls take you more seriously.
If you wanna change your style up for cheap, the brands I recommend are ASOS, H&M, Zara,
and J. Crew Factory.
These places have a ton of dope options for cheap prices, so be sure to check them out.
#2 Mustaches
Unless you’re a barber from the 1900s, don’t grow a mustache.
It looks atrocious and just makes you look like a creep that’s about to end up on an
episode of To Catch A Predator.
Now obviously if you have a beard you’re gonna have a mustache with it as well, but
I’m talking about having a creep-stache which is just a mustache with no other facial
hair.
There are VERY few people who can actually pull it off, so just assume you’re not one
of those people.
Besides, if you’re younger you won’t be able to grow thick enough facial hair in that
area anyways and you’ll just end up looking creepy.
You wanna make sure that if you do have facial hair, that it’s well-kept and and clean
looking, not scruffy and scary looking.
At the same time, if you're going for a clean-shaven look, you want it to be nice and clean, not
having stubble of varying lengths all over your face and neck like you're 11 years old
and just got your first razor for Christmas.
"Mommy, can you teach me how to shave?"
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#3Neediness.
I’ve mentioned this before but NOTHING will turn a girl off faster than you being needy
and constantly seeking her approval and attention.
Constantly hitting her up via snap, text message, and Instagram is the easiest way to ensure
she WON’T like you.
Instead play it cooler, let her text you after you establish a connection, and don’t be
afraid to leave the convo first to leave her wanting more.
Repeat after me: DO NOT BE NEEDY!
Please, for the love of Zeus, remember this, and you'll already be ahead of 9 out of 10
guys who get like 1 text from a girl and now they're in love with her and ready to cut
off their leg for her.
"Hello needy person.
I want to play a game."
#4 Flip flops
Again, this is something I should NOT have to tell you but I still see so many young
guys going out and about their business wearing flip flops and showing off their disgusting
feet.
And TRUST ME, nothing is more unattractive than being able to see into someone’s soul
through their disgusting toe nails or foot hair, you’re better off just not wearing
flip flops at all, and saving them for the beach.
If you just have to wear slip ons, there are tons of better options, like Toms, espadrilles,
driving shoes, and slip-on canvas sneakers.
#5 Sweater Vests.
Again, I absolutely cannot believe I still see people wearing these sometimes.
Are ... you ... fucking ... serious.
Wearing a sweater vest is the EASIEST way to make yourself look like you’re coming
out of a Children’s Place catalog, and unless you’re 7 years old OR 70 years old, then
you wanna avoid sweater vests at all costs.
They scream obligatory christmas card outfit and just give you that younger brother vibe,
so unless you’re trying to get the whole “you’re like a brother to me” text,
then stay the HELL away from sweater vests.
#6.
Getting attached way too easily.
Bro.
Seriously.
This is even worse than wearing 3 sweater vests and a pair of flip flops at the same
time.
You know those guys who talk to a girl like ONE TIME and now they're so into her that
they're checking all her social media, texting her all the time, and not even trying to talk
to any other girls because they think they've already found "the one"?
For Zeus's sake, bro, STOP IT!
Yeah, if you have a girlfriend, don't cheat on her.
But if you haven't hung out with that one girl multiple times already or if you aren't
even sure she's into you too, you absolutely should keep your options open.
Stop being needy, shave with Dollar Shave razors, switch up the flip flops for canvas
sneakers, and talk to multiple girls at the same time until you reach a point where you've
become really close with one.
And that’s it.
Be sure to stay the hell away from these 6 things I mentioned, and just to make sure
you do, I’ll have them listed on screen now.
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