Oh hey DONG crew, I’m Jake. Ya knwo what I do everyday? Well, everyday I’m hustlingsunlight.xyz, which is a DONG, something you can do online now guys.
Before beginning our adventure into the internet, let’s do some good.
Take a few seconds to install the chrome extension Tab for a Cause who not only supported this
episode but also is a great DONG.
Once installed choose a charity of your choice.
It’s completely free and everytime you open a new tab in your browser a small donation
is made.
And because of all that tabbing, over $400,000 has been raised thus far so let’s continue
opening some tabs to keep the DONG train going and check out this ahhh! AH!
this face is kinda creepy and can move with your mouse.
Look at this lil smile.
And this awkward nose twist.
And this one eyelid completely shut.
Me-owwwwwww.
No that’s not me flattering this person’s face it’s my internet cat on...
Purrli.com.
Ram those headphones in your listening holes and sway to the rhythm of soothing feline
noises.
This is the default.
But there are other factors that you can adjust to PURRRRRRRfection.
Do you want a happy or sleepy cat?
Steady or lively?
Purr in or purr out?
I think that refers to exhaling or inhaling which until this site came along I had assumed
cats did both.
Once in awhile you’ll hear a meow but I don’t have time to show you because I’m
gonna go get some curry on
Curry Explorer.
Follow the interactive map which connects 30 carefully curated dishes and will guide
you to the best one.
Ya want something hot? BOOM!
Sweeter? BOOM!
Less sweet? BOOM!
Smokier? BOOM!
Since you’re smoking hot and sweet and we’re not cannibals let’s go for less sweet
chicken Makhani
Do you want more sauce?
I’m feeling saucy so now choose lighter, drier, or greener.
You can keep going but once you found your favorite curry find your favorite letter with
This recommended DONG.
In the first round you are given a series of two letters and you pick your favorite
between the two of them.
It’s a really meticulous process in which you write a pros and cons list…or just choose
whichever one you want without thinking.
After a few rounds of this it’ll become obvious which is your favorite.
And while all the other letters are consumed by feelings of betrayal you go consume circles
on
Eat the dots.
The rules are simple but don’t let that deceive you because this game takes speed
and strategy.
Mostly speed.
Use the arrow keys to move to the blue dots.
Every time you eat one, another pops up and you have to get to it as fast as possible
so that you can get your high score.
It’s fun but be careful because if you get obsessive and competitive your hand might
get sore and fall off and it’ll make you say what the
HEXxagon.
The goal of this game is to takeover everything.
You play the red gems.
When it’s your turn, click on one and then you’ll see highlighted hexagons around it
to choose from.
The benefit of moving closer by to one of the green ones is that you add another gem.
But moving to the yellow ones allows you to travel further in one go.
If you move to one of the hexagons surrounding another player’s piece, you zap it and turn
it into one of your own.
It can get frustrating when every move you make just gets undone by your opponent but
relax and wind down by listening to this.
Okay that was less pleasant than I remembered it sounding but it’s still cool because
this site teaches you all about the Wobbulator.
These were used in the early 1960’s before synthesizers existed.
You can read that fact and more in this section but I say let’s dive right in and play with
the demo.
First switch it on.
Now you can play with the master frequency, audio waveform, and more.
If this sound isn’t what you want to listen to for the rest of your life then head over
to
Geometric Tuneage.
Here you can either SCREAM INTO THE MICROPHONE or get out your phones and record ME SCREAMING
INTO THE MICROPHONE *gross cough* to see how this cool design changes.
Or you can drag and drop a file if that’s more of your thing.
Maybe something with less yelling that’s a bit more
Soft...buddy.
There’s not that much to this other than you try to throw this precious little guy
around.
He barely moves so it’s not that exhilarating but listen. Hey, listen. It sounds like the wobbulator!!!!
YES!
THROWBACK!
Okay bye. But not really bye because you're about to see me on camera in 3, 2, 1.
Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below and before you start DONGing
check out Tab for a Cause. It is really cool. Helps charity
and costs you this much money.
That is a zero or a donut. Doesn't cost you a donut it costs you zero.
Guess what else there is. A playlist full of DONGs over yonder.
And by yonder I just mean over my shoulder.
What do ya wanna talk about?
Squids? Cool! I like squids. All kinds of cephalopods I'm into really.
And I have a tattoo of them right here so we have something in common.
Question for you. Answer it in the comments below. Would you rather
have a tentacle for an arm? Or a lobster claw for an arm?
Think about that and as you do
Well...this doesn't really work but and as always, thanks for watching.