これしかない "I'm taking my place"
星空を仰ぎ "Up in the stars"
目を凝らし続ける "Looking for anything at all"
視界が開けていく "I've been seeing things so clearly."
Whoa-oa-oa, it's a T I M E T R A P
太陽に目がくらんで "Stare at the sun until I cannot see"
痛くて空っぽさ "All of the empty pain"
I'M HOPING WE DON'T GET LOST IN TIME
ソウルを昇華上界へと "Taking my soul to a higher place"
惑星を解き放て "You set the planets free"
See you later, space cowboy.
No!
Yes.
It's over, dear.
Now that the blood drive has been destroyed, there's no way to
stop the fiber connection from siphoning away your disgusting anime.
Isn't that right, Joe?
Anime. The only thing worse than the last season of Dexter.
Now that Toxic controls all the anime,
your fake anime fans will flock to Prestive TV City where they belong.
Where you belong.
She did all this for her daughter!
She's such a complicated and nuanced villain!
Joe. Don't do this.
You love anime.
I dunno. It's so...
Weird. So niche, so...
Asian.
I mean why watch Japanimation when you got stellar, American masterpieces
like the Minions movie?
No...
It's over dear.
Come on home.
Whoa!
She just pistol whipped her own mom!
This family drama is exquisite!
Ok, I'm rolling! - My name is Joe Furuya.
And I love anime!
Anime's the best!
I drew these.
What is that?
I love it more than Pikachu loves Ash!
More than Bulma loves Vegeta!
It's a celebration of everything good about anime.
You're never gonna beat me, Vegeta!
Your'e dead Goku!
Kame-hame-haa!
He's too powerful, auugh!
You made videos like this all the time, remember?
It's crazy, emotional, and over-the-top
which is everything life should be!
Look away!
Resist it!
You can't resist this, Joe.
It's who you are. Who you've always been.
This is my wall scroll.
Goku's my favorite!
I know you think anime hurt you, but it didn't.
Bad anime fans did.
We can't let these Toxic jerks ruin our fandom,
saying who's a "real fan" and who isn't.
Anime is for everybody.
All it takes to be a true fan is to love anime.
And...
other than Goku...
Love is the strongest force in the universe.
Technically...
they're called "gunplas." But to me, they're Gundams!
Happy birthday, Joe!
Whoa! Thanks Hideki!
What is it? - Open it!
It's a Gundam! Thanks Hideki!
Anime's the best!
Augh!
I feel it!
I feel the anime! - Shoot him!
Shoot him!
You fools!
You can do it, Joe!
Auuuughhhhhh!
Aaaaaaaugh!
Ahh! Auuugh!
Look! It's Joe-sensei.
Guess he wasn't such a loser after all.
Awgghh!!
Auugh! Auuuuuugh!
Uwaaaugh!
Uwagh! Uwa-Uwagh!
He's doing it! - Come on Joe, we believe in you!
Waugh!
Well done, Joe.
Well done.
[Screaming intensifies]
One day, Joe,
I bet you'll go Super Saiyan and save the city.
And I sure hope I'm alive to see it!
You will be!
Auuuuuuuuuugh!
Ha ha ha ha!
He can't break 100%!
It doesn't matter how good this is!
Ha ha ha ha!
Jojo! ('s bizarre adventure there you happy now?)
I drew this for you!
[ Ultimate intensity screaming ]
Ok bye!
I...!
LOVE - Noo!
ANIME!
We did it!
We saved anime...
This all started with the saddest anime deaths.
Guess it figures it'd end...
with the saddest one of all.
No...
Not like this.
Blam.
It's "bang."
Fuck.