Oh my God. Thank you so much for your help.
I don't even know what half these receipts are for.
- It's no problem.
It's ridiculous.
It's like the government knows exactly what we owe.
Why can't they just tell us?
- Death and taxes? Am I right?
What?
- Oh, nothing is for certain except death and taxes.
Well, that's not true. What about sleep?
- No, it's a saying.
We have to sleep. You have to eat.
- Yeah.
Uh..breathing.
- Never mind.
You have to drink water.
- On that note, did you want something to drink?
Yeah, I'll just have a glass of water.
- Absolutely.
(glasses clinking)
(water gushing)
What, what's that?
- That's your water.
Oh, it's white from the faucet or something.
It'll clear in a second.
- Yuck.
No, it's just minerals or something.
It's totally fine.
- I'm not drinking that.
It'll clear. It's exactly the same.
- I don't want that.
It's just water.
- That's not what I asked for.
What?
- I asked for a water.
Yeah and that's water.
- That's
that's white.
- You saw me pour it from the tap.
I don't know what I saw, but that's disgusting.
- It'll clear in a second.
Um, you know what? I'm just going to have a water.
- That is water.
That's not water.
Okay. That is milky horse piss.
And I'm not drinking it!
- Okay fine. You know what, can I get you anything else?
I want a water.
- That is water!
I said I want a water!
- You saw me pour it from the tap!
I saw something come out of the tap.
- Oh, okay. You think I've got a milky substance
connected to my sink instead of water?
- I don't know, Leah.
Oh, you think I've just got a keg
of milky horse piss under here, huh?
You think I went to a farm one time
and I accidentally drank a glass
of big milky horse piss
instead of a tall glass of water.
And I was like, oh God, this is so good.
Where can I get more of it?
And then I drank maybe a little too much
and I became addicted.
And so I brought it home and then I was like,
it's really inconvenient to keep pouring it
out of a container.
So I built a custom rig for my tap.
You think I did that?
Oh. And then you think I drank so much
milky horse piss that I started to get
a pain in my lower back.
So I went to the doctor and he was like,
you're doing serious damage to your kidneys.
Better lay off the horse piss.
And then, you think I got home
and I was all like, what am I going to do?
What going to do with this big keg of milky horse piss?
I know, I'll serve it to Sarah
when she asks for a glass of fucking water!
You think I did that?
- Oh, it's clear.
I'm fine with this.
It's got a tangy after taste.
- Yeah, it's..
..it's horse piss.
- Oh, it's nice.
(gurgling)
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