PHOEBE?
OH, PHOEBE
I'M SO SORRY. HAVE YOU BEEN HERE LONG?
IT'S OKAY.
WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG?
OKAY, YOU CANNOT TELL CHANDLER, OKAY?
BUT I RAN INTO RICHARD.
WHICH RICHARD?
THE RICHARD.
RICHARD SIMMONS? OH, MY GOD.
NO. MY EX-BOYFRIEND, RICHARD.
YOU KNOW, THE TALL GUY, MUSTACHE?
OH, OKAY. THAT ACTUALLY MAKES MORE SENSE.
SO HOW WAS IT?
IT WAS REALLY NICE.
WE STARTED TALKING
AND I-I ENDED UP HAVING LUNCH WITH HIM.
THAT IS SO WEIRD. I HAD A DREAM
YOU HAD LUNCH WITH RICHARD.
REALLY?
BUT AGAIN, RICHARD SIMMONS.
SO, GO ON.
THE STRANGE PART WAS, HE WAS REALLY NICE
AND HE LOOKS GREAT
BUT I DIDN'T FEEL ANYTHING AT ALL.
OOH. SO NOW, WHY CAN'T WE TELL CHANDLER?
BECAUSE IT WOULD TOTALLY FREAK HIM OUT.
TOMORROW'S OUR ANNIVERSARY.
I JUST DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO SPOIL THAT.
OH. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS HAVE LASTED A WHOLE YEAR. I KNOW.
WOW, I OWE RACHEL 20 BUCKS.
WHAT?
ON A TOTALLY DIFFERENT BET.
HEY.
IT'S ALMOST OUR ANNIVERSARY.
I KNOW.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONE YEAR AGO TODAY
I WAS JUST YOUR ANNOYING FRIEND, CHANDLER.
AW... NOW YOU'RE JUST MY ANNOYING FRIEND, CHANDLER.
HUH.
I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
OH, BUT IT'S NOT TILL TOMORROW.
I KNOW, BUT YOU HAVE TO OPEN IT TODAY.
OKAY.
( both tittering)
( tittering)
OKAY! THERE YOU GO!
IT'S TWO TICKETS TO VEGAS!
WOW!
YEAH, FOR THIS WEEKEND!
OH, GOSH, IT'LL BE PERFECT.
YOU GET TO SEE JOEY.
PLUS, WE GET TO START OUR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION
ON THE PLANE.
WE CAN CALL IT OUR "PLANE-IVERSARY."
DO WE HAVE TO?
NO.
OKAY, BUT THIS IS GREAT
BUT JOEY SAID HE DIDN'T WANT ANY OF US OUT THERE.
OH, HE JUST DOESN'T WANT US TO GO THROUGH ANY TROUBLE.
THINK HOW EXCITED HE'S GOING TO BE
WHEN WE GO AND SURPRISE HIM.
PLUS, WE GET TO HAVE OUR OWN "ANNI-VEGAS-RY."
"ANNEVADA-VERSARY"!
YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
BUT WE CAN GO, RIGHT? YES.
OKAY. IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO, TOO.
YOU KNOW, PHEEBS, IT'S KIND OF OUR ANNIVERSARY.
PLEASE. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DITCH ME AGAIN
LIKE YOU DID WITH LONDON.
DITCH YOU? PHOEBE, YOU WERE PREGNANT WITH...
UH-HUH, GREAT STORY. I'M GOING.
OKAY, LAS VEGAS-- ONE; LONDON-- ZERO.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OOH.
HAPPY "PLANE-IVERSARY."
AW... I LOVE YOU.
CAN I GIVE YOU YOUR PRESENT NOW?
OKAY. OKAY.
OH, MAN. DON'T TELL ME I DID THIS.
I LOVE THE "I FORGOT THE PRESENT" FAKE OUT!
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE "I REALLY DID FORGET THE PRESENT.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME" NOT FAKE OUT?
HONEY, THAT'S OKAY. DON'T WORRY.
GIVE IT TO ME WHEN WE GET BACK.
NO, THIS IS THE WORST THING
THAT CAN HAPPEN ON AN ANNIVERSARY EVER.
OH, GOOD, ALL RIGHT.
YOU DECIDED TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE RICHARD THING.
WHAT... WHAT "RICHARD THING"?
OH, NO.
WHAT "RICHARD THING"?
SIMMONS. GO WITH SIMMONS.
OKAY. I, UM... I RAN INTO RICHARD YESTERDAY
AND HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO GO FOR A BITE AND I DID.
AND THE ONLY REASON WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU
IS BECAUSE I-I KNEW YOU'D GET MAD
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL OUR ANNIVERSARY.
I'M NOT MAD.
REALLY?
OH, YEAH. YEAH, SO YOU BUMPED INTO RICHARD.
YOU GRABBED A BITE.
NO BIG DEAL.
GREAT.
OKAY, LONDON-- ONE.
HOW CAN YOU NOT TRUST ME?
WHEN YOU GO LUNCHING WITH HUNKY MUSTACHE MEN
AND DON'T TELL ME ABOUT IT.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.
THANKS.
AW, THERE WE GO.
I LOVE VEGAS.
I PROMISE YOU, NEXT TIME
I ABSOLUTELY WILL TELL YOU.
NEXT TIME?
OOH, SO CLOSE.
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A NEXT TIME.