>> YESTERDAY "THE NEW YORK TIMES" REPORTED THAT
DONALD TRUMP'S STAFF TOOK AWAY HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT.
THE FOLLOWING IS A CARTOON REENACTMENT OF HIS REACTION.
>> ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
3:00 A.M., TIME FOR A TWEET STORM.
LET'S SEE WHAT I CAN PINCH OUT.
"CROOKED HILLARY ALONG WITH JAY-Z AND BEYONCE-Z TOTALLY
INCITED VIOLENCE AT MY RALLIES.
SAD.
HASHTAG "99 PROBLEMS AND HILLARY IS ALL OF THEM."
END TWEET.
KELLYANNE, I CAN'T TWEETY TWEET.
>> DONALD, I TOLD YOU.
YOUR TWITTER HAS BEEN DISABLED.
>> UNACCEPTABLE.
I'LL TWEET ABOUT IT.
"MY TWITTER HAS BEEN DISABLED.
TOTALLY RIGGED BY THE MAINSTREAM TWEEDIA."
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
AND TWEET!
KELLYANNE, WHY WON'T MY PHONE TWEET?
>> THAT'S NOT A PHONE, DONALD.
IT'S A BAR OF SOAP.
>> OF COURSE IT'S A PHONE.
IT SAYS DIAL RIGHT ON IT.
>> Announcer: TITS "LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!