hey I was good today we're going to be
playing Minecraft buts there's a caveat
every 30 seconds this game is gonna try
and kill me it's basically it's like my
minecraft hardcore series but um we
don't die forever it's already started
two hundred and ninety seconds of prep
so we need to get going this is made by
the legend that is IJA minecraft so this
is a simple little data pack and every
30 seconds
minecraft is gonna try and kill me it
gives you a little bit of time to prep
300 seconds I can't do the mass that
quick to find out how many minutes that
is I don't even know what its gonna do
the only thing I know it does as one of
its little punishments is fireballs from
the sky so obviously that's not gonna be
that fun I'm fancy burning today right I
don't even know what to make I guess
let's just make tools I'm gonna make a
sword just in case something comes down
to kill me we're also gonna make a
pickaxe
should we try and get underground I feel
like we should try and get on the
grounds oh jeez I'm already messing up
help I'm panicking 234 seconds and then
minecraft tries to kill me let's take
this as well
let's Steve the tree hovering cuz that's
what noob minecraft is do actually let's
see we will find a cave real quick I
feel like that would be a bit nicer ah
here we go and we've got some iron too
let's grab some stone I feel like this
300 seconds is gonna go super quick I've
already reached the Stone Age we've
progressed I feel like I'm like
speedrunning Minecraft right now she's a
neat another stick come on you knew we
got that now we need furnace and cold
okay um I don't see any cost I might try
and find another cave real quick oh man
I'm stressing out I'm almost down I can
do the maths 120 seconds which is almost
that that's two minutes so I think we're
doing okay we should probably grab some
food as well maybe make a stone sword
it depends what happens that give me any
XP come on piggies I need all the help I
can get for real come here there we go I
did get XP okay oh I can't kill a baby
pig
I can kill your parent though oh look oh
look I need this I need this more than
you're gonna need your parent okay okay
we found another tunnel let's kill both
of you I'm sorry it's a wooden sword
otherwise it would be doing this quicker
right so I need coal and now we're
almost on the two-minute mark
this is scaring me slightly Minecrafts
gonna try and kill me any second every
30 seconds I probably should have been
near my spawn point actually right this
should be enough now he's gonna find
iron man these caves suck let's see if
we can find a good cave the only problem
is if I do die it's not hardcore sweet
oh my goodness yes that's a village and
a desert temple in one this is a great
start for a normal minecraft let's play
one that tries to kill you I'm not so
sure because every time we die we're
gonna go back to the spawn point oh no
someone's died I think that's a horse
that's a dying horse oh no oh it's a
dying coal and we no save it we must
save it I'm here to save you don't hit
the goal and don't hit the golem don't
hit the golem ah I hate the golem I'm
out of here you could have to die I'm
afraid oh jeez no that's sad
that's really sad I did oh that's iron
I'm taking that let's go I already have
28 seconds left okay I need to put down
this that is not a crafting table let's
put down this let's make an iron pickaxe
rest in peace iron golem what do I earn
golems always die around me huh why does
that happen
I need stone I'm in the wrong place for
stone I'm panicking like legit panicking
let's go in here
what is this what is this okay so it's
30 seconds until something tries to kill
me I need some bread I'm gonna see if I
can grab some hello guys how's it going
I've got a crafting table oh my goodness
this is actually a great place to be ten
seconds at to a minecart tries to kill
me and maybe these villagers as well
they may at least just eat some bread
real fast
please what's it gonna be what prison
guards okay this is not nice that is not
nice we've got 25 seconds of cooldown oh
dude this is nasty at least I can make a
wooden sword oh this sucks is it gonna
do something else again in 30 seconds in
two seconds I don't know it's got
another thirty okay right I'm gonna need
your stuff please sir hello do drop what
you're holding come here I need to kill
you guys I've got 20 seconds to try and
kill you I don't thinks it's gonna go
well why have you got such crazy armor
why am I in person I can hear I can hear
villages okay something drops
didn't you drop anything what's gonna
happen next ah are we good
no no I'm so angry I had good stuff and
now
back here and now we got 30 more seconds
until it tries to kill us again that was
mean
oh that was so mean guys guys not nice
dude I think we were over here yeah we
were here I don't know where it spawned
me though
slime tower okay okay is that what we're
doing now I wasn't even looking at the
countdown that's fine you guys just
chill over there that's okay I'm gonna
try and get my stuff back I should have
slept right let me see if I can sleep in
a bed reset my spawn point and then I
should be good I'm not even gonna make
it back here in time until the next one
hits where was I even placed my stuff is
under the ground
oh jeez three two one do it oh okay um
should I do this should I press the
lever I really shouldn't but I also
really want to remember it's gonna try
and kill me again ah we were in there
are they destroyed this villagers house
oh that's so mean
quick move cactus move I need to sleep
in here respawn points set ok that's
beautiful I'm gonna do I'm gonna do the
lever thing in a second but first let's
see what it brings me next three two one
slime extravaganza okay that wasn't too
bad
I'm pulling the lever I'm doing it it's
definitely sports something underneath
here we go oh that's a TNT noise oh jeez
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all this stuff will actually be fine
check this out I think we're good
oh wait it blew up the actual thing and
then it blew up even more oh man I need
to get through here I don't have a
pickaxe I'm just gonna punch it and
there's gonna be zombies on the other
side we're in trouble here guys
and I think a slime yeah if the slimes
gonna kill me I haven't even been able
to craft anything I've got nine seconds
until something else happens it's awful
I don't this slime to kill me either get
out of here come on go back to your
mother's that's you can't I just killed
you very deadly poison okay great that's
fine I could deal with that as long as
the slime doesn't touch me I should be
okay the cooldown is getting less as
well this isn't this is mean I'm not
sure if I like this only it's open the
other side my cool oh my stuff is gone
my stuff is gone right guys we need to
start again this is frankly just
terrible I'm gonna go and sleep it needs
to not be nighttime this can't happen
it's not looking too good as it goes at
all Oh
just woken up at 2:00 a slime I need
trees the trees are over here card run
nice try I survived this one why you
guys so mean to me sorry about your
village by the way friends that was not
my choice don't blame me I have been
cursed by the gods I can't even run
I've caught half our three hunger points
this isn't going well is it can you help
me friend I got 10 seconds until
something bad happens to me you say he
said no walked away fantastic
okay TNT trail that's mean that's really
mean I've destroyed my friends I
survived another one though bring me the
wood please sir the cooldowns getting
less and less each time I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna die again mind you I've
survived two in a row so far or I was
gonna happen to me next three two one oh
now that was mean you've got to admit
that was mean okay at least we have a
house now we need to make a chest but we
also need to make sure that we are not
near that chest every time the counter
reaches zero do none of you guys store
things as children down dark alleyways
see what I mean about not being near
anything this has happened this has
happened I thought I was gonna survive
that that one was called going mining oh
my no I did this oh man okay this is
actually good I've got some what some
wars here and we've got away all the way
down okay this could be it could be a
positive let's think positive we're
gonna get some wood or die trying okay
ten seconds until our next thing I
wonder how many there are
this is awful three two one
and now okay fine fine that one was nice
and simple I'm trying to get a simple
piece of wood and none of you guys have
any chests to help me with this I can't
even kill her ah why did I have to do
this to myself I also need to be careful
oh this is not worth keeping I'm gonna
put all this in here and run away from
you because three two one one TNT okay
that's not so bad either
I'm outta here this village is going to
hate me if it doesn't already
if I can grab some words then we can
make progress because I can make a sword
here we go we've got 10 seconds to grab
some wouldn't get out of here
I kind of want to put it in the chest so
if I don't get back here fast enough my
stuff is good look at me
again I wasn't even paying attention to
the timer
we had think right now this isn't funny
just getting some word that wasn't too
bad it's that iron ore I think that's
iron ore I'm gonna quickly grab this I
wonder how far we can get in Minecraft
with this happening 30 seconds isn't
long at all this is horrible and also
very entertaining there we go right
what's gonna happen next
Frankenstein's monster I'm just running
I'll kill it with fire I think it's okay
I think they're fighting each other
oh it's fast it's really fast and it's
ugly I'm out I'm gonna try and put this
in the chest who has a chest I could
borrow this man is stuck Oh chest
beautiful everything's going in here for
five seconds to run away as quickly as
possible
oh okay silverfish tree oh that's not so
bad
and he's gonna reset my spawn point in
that house this is my humble abode from
now on it's born point set okay let's
close the door this is gonna be my house
okay we can make a sword so we can kill
things about 10 seconds I got to be
quick oh no oh no I haven't been quick I
mean quick quick evacuate evacuate ah I
just escaped out of pure luck I just
escaped I keep forgetting that the
countdown starts every single time do
not go into the pressure plate I'm not
touching those I feel like there could
be something good in there but then I
remember this whole thing is designed to
kill me I guess we should make a goal
for ourselves right and the goal should
be to get diamonds I think that's what
it should be so we need iron I did have
some iron what's gonna happen to me now
Oh
all they hit the square I was like wait
aren't wither skeletons enough now he
spotted me inspired me but grab my stuff
grab my stuff grab my stuff
where is my sword I don't have a sword
okay of all the things for it not to
drop my sword is one of why am I here
lava dungeon oh great now I'm dead now
I'm dead okay fine kill me see if I care
okay so we're down to do cobblestone oh
I need some more cobblestone come on
pick up the stuff this is so hard
give me all the colors don't you can do
I need to make a furnace then I need to
get coal and in that time I need to not
die and not blow up my own house that's
so hard
and there's wither skeletons about to
come on serve you the next thing just a
withered Skelly not bad but why does he
have to have a helmet on
is you're not bad enough that there's a
wither skeleton there I don't like this
right we need to make us so we got so
much ice is perfect right that's gonna
go there I need to get out of here quick
put everything away
but oh zombie okay zombies fine
zombies fine get down there you punk all
right what else do I need
I've got a stone pickaxe I pretty much
got infinite pickaxes now and he'd call
and I need iron ore let's do this I'm
feeling a bit better at this now right
iron ore let's go I can hear a zombie
behind Pete back off son this is not
about you why did you take so long to
die but I'm about to meet my fate in
here three two one
great great yet just what we need it I'm
gonna die I'm gonna die
oh no stuff has died to spawn oh no no
no no oh 29 seconds no don't kill me
please don't kill me please don't kill
me don't even knock me off we just need
coal and then we're good to go and find
diamonds I might even just sleep
somewhere else right we have to accept
my fate and then go to sleep three two
one inferno
there's no water here oh that's so mean
there's not many of these things that I
have survived but this is one of them
there's water here great hello sir how
are you just need to sleep in your bed
thank you so my goal is to get diamonds
I think I can get myself a diamond pick
I just need to be able to get the coal
for it without anything terrible
happening to me in the coldest of
or let's accept our fate together mr.
villager we accept our fate don't run
away from me
poison great okay okay Touche never mind
it's like ah walks away oh great a
creeper no actually I need you to blow
up real fast so what do it I dare you oh
okay perfect there is cold out here so
if I make a pathway I should be able to
get here right but let's go and get some
call what if I just mine it and leave it
here and come and collect it next time
that could be big POG I can't see a
thing
what's gonna happen what's gonna happen
that suffocation no no no no no no it
didn't happen we just survived yes the
Lord is watching over us I'm so pleased
right we got coal guys let's go about
thirty Seconds to put this back in Bob
okay so we got some coal to make an iron
pickaxe we just need to try and find
diamonds now look above oh okay that's
bad that's gonna go everywhere why is it
away from the hole that I've been using
oh why why do this to me what have I
done to deserve this huh look we got
iron ore I can quickly craft these come
on so I've got iron pickaxe let's go I
need to remember to turn right three two
one viable rain oh this is the one I saw
but this is why we need to run away it's
so awful oh oh it's still happening it's
still happening oh thank goodness my
house survived quick patch it up I
didn't think I was happening I should
just wait it all I need to do now is
yeah I think I could just use these to
go and find some diamonds right I'm
digging down and breaking the rules
I'm digging down in search of diamonds
that's my end goal here I find a cave if
we're good TNT trail oh no all this is
bad ah let's see if we can find a cave
real fast because ideally I would just
run down with a pickaxe and see if we
just get as low as possible just get a
lucky few rolls and we should be good I
don't know if that's gonna happen though
there's nothing nearby what's this oh
hello I'm running it I'm going this is
terrible idea it's a terrible idea let's
go ahead oh come on it's dead ends oh oh
hello friends hahaha all I need is like
a decent cave that I can run down
there's not a dead end and hopefully I
can take an iron pick risk it and try
and get diamonds so you need diamonds
anywhere something Bad's about to happen
to you okay ah I was gonna say it's not
too bad that's that's not good
I just need caves I'll play a Minecraft
and there's no caves just stick down
they say that's what they say right
just stick down what I want to do is
find diamonds that's hard enough playing
normal minecraft when it's trying to
kill you every 30 seconds I can hear
larvae actually that's not funny
that's not funny let me try and beat it
oh come on I can beat this I can beat
this I beat it I just beat the game
that's what I'm talking about oh wait a
second I need to punch this with my
fists there's no diamonds down here come
on I'm punching stone with my bare hands
nothing huh laughs is great they'll love
it no no no no no okay
let's rate this village potentially
destroy it but not through our own doing
what is this I've never seen a house
that has that in it interesting deck all
my friends this village is pretty uh
pretty developed are they got balconies
and stuff amble wave all they're coming
for me still coming for me no cooldown
great that was scary
I don't knows a good though they're
expensive but I don't think I'm gonna be
getting any use out of those any time
soon
at this point I'm just running around
trying to find diamonds it's a sad time
to be me right now okay if there is a
diamonds that's game completed what's
gonna happen to me
hold up I've changed the mission I've
changed the mission the mission is to
get to the end I'm going no way actually
did it that's hilarious
over the end all alone I don't know what
to do I think I'm underneath actually
I've now completed the mission
I actually did a harder thing than just
finding diamonds and now something bad
is gonna happen to me here I can feel it
actually I know in ten seconds it's
gonna happen what are the odds that was
great and a dragon
well it's good Oh Oh big speed big speed
this is a good thing it's a real good
thing look how fast I am boy okay this
is a problem to fend for myself I have
an arrow I don't think that's quite good
at work against the ender dragon I just
want to die actually what a tie and it's
not killing me please you okay the
Enderman don't mess around here I get up
excuse me guys but what if I do there's
the end shilling you're just here it is
here it is no diamond be a diamond no
there's so many skeletons the skeletons
are the worst I can dodge everything
else but not the skeletons I'm dead me
so do it you so do it P so do it I'm not
gonna have you kill me I don't want this
to happen
no anywhere I'm dying is by something
killing me in here even the spider can't
do it maybe you can let's go and find
ourselves a shipwreck I'm going to the
ocean change in tact
legend has it if you grab a diamonds the
curse will lift right all streams lead
to the ocean that's what I was taught so
hopefully we'll eventually find our way
to the ocean whether that's actually
true in Minecraft or not I'm not sure I
just need a shipwreck but then we need
buried treasure
then we need to keep the map oh no this
is flawed plan also oh great oh that's
what you get for trying to trap me in
water give me my book back though please
okay that's fine I didn't want to I
didn't want the boat anyway right this
better be it I'm gonna punch my way down
without trying to without hitting the
TNT that's the only way I can do this
and I also need to survive whatever
comes at me okay
let's take our time nothing spawn in
here actually we can take our time at
all we got 30 seconds I'm gonna have to
fall down without hitting the pressure
plate
you said it couldn't be done who said it
can be done
Golden Apple no are you kidding me
there was no diamonds ah I just want to
see your diamonds that's all I wanted to
oh no way no inferno not now ah I just
found a mineshaft okay new plan get to
the mineshaft run through it find a
diamonds delete this world real fast
so this is where the inferno was okay
here we go I'm going for it sploosh
oh wait that's actually a chest here ah
now what
yep there we go I'm gonna take a bed.but
spawn point everyone was there
don't lose faith yet guys we're almost
there okay here we go
I just need one of these chests I don't
care that I'm in pitch darkness I just
want a chest with a diamond din what are
you guys up to
oh man I'm coming through Oh what what
what no I think there's a I actually
think there's a dungeon in there what
it's gotta be something down here
just for me come on up in so good this
year I've been so good Santa is one
thing you give me give me a diamonds bro
please wish these get lucky really why
are there no chests this is usually the
best place to find stuff oh is it Garcia
now as well all the screams it's dead
it's dead is literally nothing here this
is the worst dungeon I have ever been in
mine shaft mine shaft just kill me I'm
done with this challenge I'm done it's
over I can't do it to know what I took
on the challenge and I tried it to the
best of my ability
I tried guys I just can't wear the other
oh oh we're doing that are we I just
spoke for the entire world I feel like
this I just have a feeling there's
diamonds nearby diamonds down here
question mark let's see if we can do
this this little trick you ready there
we go
oh okay nevermind I was never here you
never saw me
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this diamonds here it's actual diamonds
here yeah we found them I don't even
care if you kill me boy you can kill me
if you want I just found what I wanted I
want to have them in my sweet hands
though I need to remember where those
diamonds were as well a cobblestone for
a furnace then we need to smelt three
iron and then we're done that's
literally it that's all we need right so
very quickly make a furnace then we go
down here grab the iron and we smelt the
iron sticks iron bam
okay here we go we're going for it yes
now it's down this way down here is it
guys it's happening diamonds
let's go we want the diamond slime party
hey we did it
whatever is gonna happen happens but you
see him in my hands we fouled iamonds in
a Minecraft world where it tries to kill
us every 30 seconds what's gonna happen
now I'm so pleased so pleased haha bye
guys for the diamonds we did it
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