- Here's the countdown that started off the whole trip.
- Spiraling!
- [Narrator] Number one.
Deena falls down three times in the club.
(dramatic crash)
- Ooooooooooh!
- Safe!
- The DJ stopped the music for it.
(laughing)
- It was like (record scratching)
- Yeah, but she gets up like--
- He was like, "Was she okay?"
- She gets up like no problem
(laughter)
- I don't really see how she didn't break something.
(dramatic crash)
- She was literally spiraling.
- [Ronnie] When it comes to Deena and drinking,
it's like looking into a crystal ball.
It's like, and then tonight, she's gonna fall.
(dramatic crash)
(laughter)
- Ohhhhhhhhh!
- I got hurt. I hurt my shin.
I had to break the meatball fall
and she (bleep) weighed down.
- I didn't even think to think about you.
- My back hurt.
Yo, it was bad, bro.
So Deena fell three times in one night in one club.
That's level one spiraling.
Let's check out the next level.
- [The Situation] Here's level two.
Meatball spiraling.
- Meatball day!
Meatball day!
- Ohhhhhh!
- Oh my god, they're spiraling right now, both of them.
- Oh yeah, that was--
- Angelina--
They were taking shots off each other.
- And Nicole.
- Shit got weird.
- [Angelina] I actually like you.
I do like you.
- I'm normal, I'm (bleep) normal.
- Yeah, I had fun with you.
- Go home!
(screams)
- [Ronnie] Oh (bleep)
(screaming)
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Ronnie has the meat for that.
- Get me out of this car!
- I've been saying forever, it's Jimmy.
- I'm stuck!
I'm stuck in a weird situation, help me.
- It's weird seeing you, though
have to babysit the spirals.
Because usually you're a part of it.
- Everyone spirals differently,
that's what I have to say.
These guys spiral differently,
Ronnie spirals differently,
Snookie spirals differently,
Deena likes to fall off things.
- You don't want to get to level three,
cause when you're there, there's no turning back.
- So let's watch level three of spiraling right now.
- [Narrator] Nicole pissing in the pool.
- [J Wow] Ow.
- [Vinnie] Yo, why is it so dark in here?
- [Ronnie] Oh, that's when the light's were out!
- Oh my god, the power was out!
- I forgot the power--
No, I don't remember! (laughs)
- [Nicole] I'm going peepee.
- [Pauly D] Nicole, it's too dark.
- [Nicole] It's just, I really--
Go away.
I'm going in the pool.
- [Deena] Nicole!
- [Nicole] I wanna pee.
- She peed in the pool in front of all of us.
Oh my god.
(groan)
- [Deena] Pee, baby.
You, pee.
Love you.
- [J Wow] Nicole, stop.
- [Paulie D] Oh my god.
That pool's not heated.
- Oh my god.
- That pool's not heated.
- So Nicole turns into what she calls Drehn
during spiraling level three,
and that's what you're seeing right here, Drehn.
- [Nicole] I'm pissing.
- [Vinny] That is a Snooki in its natural habitat.
Snookis naturally pee outside.
- I'll be honest with you, I had no idea
people were peeing in the pool.
- Yeah, me neither, and I was there.
- Well, and then, at the end I end up
getting down on one knee in the pool.
I didn't even realize that.
- [Paulie D And Vinny] Wow.
(laughing)
- The golden engagement.
- [The Situation] Yessir.
- I call that a pissprosal.
(laughter)
- Yo, if you thought Nicole peeing in the pool was crazy,
wait till you check out level four 24-hour spiraling.
(Yelling)
- The degenerates are here!
- Spiraling.
- And we're spiraling.
- I think--what time is it?
- It's eight A.M.
- 10 A.M.
- So, in case you don't realize,
we already went out.
They didn't go to sleep yet.
- [Vinny] Exactly.
- They didn't go to sleep yet.
(laughter)
- [Vinny] Yeah, we were in bed,
they were making noise, we're like
"shut the (bleep) up, who's talking right now?"
- [Paulie D] I thought I was in a dream.
That's a 24-hour spiral, and this
is the result of it.
- [Nicole] Taxi!
(snorts) Cheers!
One, two, three, go!
(bottles clattering)
(Snorts)
(tropical music)
- To give credit to Nicole, too,
she's like, this big.
- [The Situation] She's a machine, yo.
- She's a machine.
- [Nicole] Senor Frogs!
This is fun!
Senor Frogs!
Wooooooo!
We're--oh god, I'm drunk.
So--I don't know how we're alive,
because I don't party at all when I'm home.
Oh, I can't even walk.
Whoah!
- Oh, here we go.
(Nicole laughing)
(Nicole snorts)
- Hey guys...
(playful music)
- [Vinny] Oh my god.
Have you slept yet?
- [Nicole] No.
- You guys smell.
- [Paulie D] I wish you guys could smell this.
I felt it.
My shirt was like this with the smell when they walked in.
- [Vinny] There's a difference between
smelling alcohol on a bar and smelling it
coming out of someone's pores.
- Bye.
- How is that humanly possible?
(playful music)
(stumbling)
- I went hard.
- You know what you need, a name!
- I went too hard.
- You need a name, like Nicole has Dren, what's yours?
- Wrong Page.
- Oh, (bleep)
- I (bleep) with that.
- (bleep) yeah, I was on the wrong page,
that's for damn sure.
- We just coined that, Wrong Page.