Democratic nominee for President of the United States, Hillary Clinton
And Republican nominee for President of the United States Donald Trump
Things were heated from the get go, with Clinton's strategy aimed at discrediting Trump's character and lack of experience
And Trump aiming to discredit Clinton's well, everything
I have a feeling that by the end of this evening I'm going to be blamed for everything that's ever happened
Why not?
Yeah, why not?
Obviously the best and craziest moments came from Trump on the fact that he hasn't paid income tax
He didn't pay any federal income tax so -
That makes me smart
On immigrants
There are gangs roaming the streets and in many cases they're here illegally, illegal immigrants
And they have guns and they shoot people
And from deep left field, on Rosie O'Donnell
Someone who has been very vicious on me, Rosie O'Donnell, and I said some very tough things to her
And I think everybody would agree that she deserves it and nobody feels sorry for her
Hillary had a few pearlers of her own, which were slightly more rehearsed than Trump's but far less insane too