*action music*
weird song
SHUT UP!!!
Today we're shooting "One Letter Off TV Shows"
This is our spiritual sequel to one of the rough superheroes
We saw scream queens and we thought scream queefs
*Laughs*
What the f*ck is wrong with us?
And then we were like, let's do it
Yeah you can't not do it.
This is Michelle.
We couldn't afford the real Ashley Olson or Mary Kate.
We, we got a pretty decent replacement
Yeah
Let's go shoot this sh*t
Hey, guess what, i'm wearing nudies
*Slightly intense music*
I'm a stranger
Being on Youtube has really aged me quite a bit
I've been on here for eleven years
and let me tell you, back in my hay day I was looking a lot more snappy
but you know what? At least I have my hair
Look pretty nice
Especially this area
It's kind of a blessing really
People, and by people I mean women
like it a lot more than they care to say
What'd I tell ya
I'm a gambling man when it comes to sharts
You think you're gonna make that money back?
I know a good shart when I see one
or hear one
Did you see the shart?
I see lots of sharts in my days
I own the Mavericks and they suck.
Hi welcome to full house, I'm Danny Tanner
I'm the only Tanner that doesnt have a catch line and I'm the only comedian on the show!
How do you think that makes me feel?
HEY TANNERS!
FAMILY MEETING TIME
*laughing*
huppp