- Hey, guys.
So today's video is probably a mistake.
I feel like I've said that at the start
of quite a few videos recently,
but we're playing Risky Click.
(sinister music)
Where you guys have submitted some links for me
to look at but the twist is,
I don't know what they're gonna be
because you've disguised the URLs
so they could be horrifying, they could be funny,
they could be somewhere in between.
I think it's gonna be a collective look at what you are like
as an audience, as a whole.
So this is on you as much as it's on me, okay?
I'm a bit scared, I don't wanna get demonetized,
but let's get clicking.
All right, the first one's from Greg who just said,
"Gotta go fast."
Am I detecting a Sonic meme incoming?
Let's see.
(he laughs)
Nicholas Cage as Sonic.
Somehow, that's not as terrifying
as the actual Sonic they made, but I'm very disturbed.
Oh, there's more.
Don't soil Detective Pikachu.
No, no!
Science has gone too far.
That's enough, bad start.
I actually asked for questions on the day
this Sonic thing was exploding on the internet,
so I might be getting a lot of Sonic today.
Jen, it's just Sonic's teeth.
Should this just be a Sonic meme video?
No.
Rochelle, who just said, "Hmmm."
Nice sa-de-way.
What would you do if you saw that walking down the street?
I think I'd wind down the window and sing the Tetris theme.
Tentris.
No, that is a furry snowman.
With very pronounced boobs.
I'm more disturbed than I was earlier.
Imogen, get that out of my head.
I'm on koalastothemax.com.
Okay, is something gonna happen?
This better not be a koala jump scare.
Oh, a koala's appearing, he's here, this is nice.
It was a nice one.
I've got faith in humanity again.
All right, fast forward of me revealing the whole koala.
Here we go, lads.
(cheerful music)
Oh, that's like eye bleach
after all these horrific Sonic memes.
A sad trombone.
(trombone plays sadly)
(he laughs) Is that the website?
That very much represents my feelings of clicking on that.
Kaitlyn, what have we got?
No, that's not something you can buy.
Please, please tell me that's not real.
Why, why would anyone sell this?
There's 19 reviews.
Those eyes are in a really unfortunate place, as well.
That is the most horrific fake merch I've ever seen.
Please get the actual merch and not this horrifying dress.
Chels, no one showed up at my pet raccoon's pool party?
No, I don't wanna watch this.
This is just a raccoon being sad
that no one came to the party.
I'll come to the party, raccoon.
Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry.
Where's the Guardians of the Galaxy when you need them?
Heart broken, thanks, Chels.
No, don't like that at all.
What is different?
Why is it so scary?
Get out of my bedroom, Mike.
Click on this, it's so important, from Alyson.
Okay.
("Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley)
I'm surprised it's taken this long to get a rickroll.
Well done, thank you.
Heather said, "fuzzy buddies flying".
That can't be too bad.
Catbounce.com.
Yes, make it rain.
That gave me some hope, thank you.
Time for you to join the zoo.
No, I hate it.
Melanie said, this is adorable with cats,
but a little violent.
Do I wanna click this?
Cat Shrek, what is this?
(he meows) How have I not seen this?
Oh, my God.
It's literally cat Shrek.
Stop, is this about to get sexy?
No, it's not sexy, it's not sexy.
Jesus, how have I not seen this before?
I want a whole feature film.
Katie, what have we got?
No, why, why would you do that?
Top 10 mistakes you can make with your hair.
This, they are all of the 10.
Grayson sent thispersondoesnotexist.com.
Oh, it's one of these, these freak me out so much.
This person is made by a neural network,
which is just a robot that invents faces.
So this person is not a real person
and that freaks me out so much
because they look like a real person.
He looks like he'd be called Ian and he works in IT.
This fake person just graduated.
Why have they got a graduation hat on?
How does this work?
Come on, he's got to be real.
Oh, my God, look at the background.
(he yells)
That is an inspiring haircut.
That looks like a flesh-colored snail next to her face.
Can you see it?
I'll put a little face on it.
That's really weird.
I'm not kidding, that looks exactly the same
as my mum's friend.
What if I go to see her and she just turns
into a digital mist because she wasn't real all along.
Joan, I'm on to you.
(electronic beeps play)
Victoria, oh, my God, tootfart.com.
Do I wanna see this?
Oh, it's just loads of topless cutouts
of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Was not expecting that.
The description of the website is just Arnold.
Ella said, "Phil, you need this."
How to ...
I had that coming.
Next one, he spin.
This is strangely mesmerizing.
Am I being hypnotized?
And I gonna start oo-woo-ing all over the place?
Kylie has linked me to Wattpad,
this is gonna end badly.
Do I wanna read it?
Yep, okay, yeah, I knew it.
I said I don't wanna get demonetized
but I wanna enjoy dairy products, Kelly.
This is for-ang Jenna.
Never put human mouths on plushies again.
This is the last thing you see before you die.
Watermelon ASMR.
(mouth munches)
Ugh!
This is horrible.
This is a joke, right?
This must be a joke.
What is the opposite of tingling?
Because that's what's happening to me.
Dallon said, "drum dog".
I like the sound of this already.
Aw!
I feel like I've seen this before but I love it so much.
Timbo said, "Get this for Dab and Evan".
Do I wanna know?
Oh, it's a very adult add-on for The Sims.
I can't show any of this.
Oh, my God, I didn't know this existed.
Geez, do The Sims know about this?
What's next?
(he yells)
I want a Corgi so bad.
My actual brain has fallen out of my ears.
I wanna watch it again.
Yes, you're a superhero.
(dramatic music)
Atlas has sent me another YouTube video with a dog.
(dog laughs)
That is such a human laugh, what is happening?
Alexandra, don't call my name.
It's online Connect Four.
All right, bring it on, Google.
Always start in the middle, obviously.
And I'm gonna go here.
I win, yes, take that, artificial intelligence.
I guess robots won't win after all.
Egg dog.
RapidLiquid is always golden.
How is that a real animal?
Can we just appreciate that that exists in the world
at the same time as us?
Jabababa said, pointer, finding the pointer, hold still.
Okay, what does that mean?
Pointer located.
What, is it gonna do something
every time I move the pointer?
(he laughs)
Okay, this is the best website of all time.
Can this be beaten?
What if I go right in the bottom corner, what happens?
Okay, you win, I love it.
Benny said, "Baby owls, scary."
How can baby owls be scary?
It is on the pre-pee Reddit.
Is this gonna be terrifying?
How can this be scary?
They're just baby owls.
I'm sure it's fine.
(he yells) Oh, that's horrible.
That's not real, that's the computer.
Is that what baby owls look like?
My whole life has been a lie.
Ugh, they're so alien-like, what?
No, no.
If I saw that at my house at the middle of the night,
I would literally poo and then implode and then die.
I can't, I can't believe that's real.
Wait, I'm Googling baby owls.
Okay, they are pretty horrifying.
Now I know they're real, is it cute?
Are they cute or are they just horrifying?
I can't decide.
Fine, one more, let's get something nice.
Oh, not more Sonic!
I don't want any more Sonic, they're all horrible.
Wow, he is one thick bi-ah.
That is something I'm hoping is not in the movie.
You know what, I think that's enough internet for today.
So if you enjoyed Risky Click, please give me a thumbs up.
Should I do it again?
I might do it again if you enjoyed it.
Also, make sure to check out my new merch,
thanks to all these people who already got some.
(upbeat music)
we've still got some of all sizes
at amazingphilshop.com.
If you would like some, there is a link in the description.
Hope you're having a good day,
I hope there's no baby owls under your bed
because that would be scary, and I will see you very soon.
Goodbye.
(relaxed music)