Lety: Yeah, that's what it looks like.
That's why I was going like this "eehhhhhhh sexy babaayyy"
[Upbeat Intro Music]
Chase: today I am joined byyyyy
Lety: lety and im a slut [Chase laughs]
Mike: of course you are, baby [all laugh]
Lety: why are you wearing glasses, bitch? you in the sun or?
Mike: because I'm cranky.
so I don't want people to see my eyes Lety: oooo I need that
Chase: and he hasn't slept in like 3 days [laughs]
Lety: why?
Chase: school Lety: oooo, you're doing something else eh?
Mike: you know, somebody gotta make money in household, right chase?
Lety: that's right, baby [Mike and Lety laugh]
Chase: what are we doing today?
I am ask Lety: wet
Chase: wet?
Mike: tahatahtahhhhh what?
Chase: what did you?
Lety: where did you hear wet?
Chase: what did you say?
Lety: I say wet?
Chase: yeah [laughs] Mike: you said wet
Lety: im not wet!
[Chase scream laughs] Mike: threesoe, it's a threesoe
Lety: it's a threesoe, baby!
[Mike laughs] Lety: we love you, Chase.
That's my lipstick!
Mike: this video is sponsored byyyy Chase: Adam and Eve!
If you go to adamandeve.com and use the discount code
Mike: CHASE Chase: you get 50% off any single item
Mike: some exclusions apply Chase: free shipping to United States and
canada Lety: after you ---
Mike: not Mexico Lety: -bang
[All laugh] Chase: you forgot one thing
Lety: my boobs?
[Chase scream laughs] Mike: 100% satisfaction guaranteed
Chase: exactly!
Lety: after you fuck the shit out of it -- oh oh baby baby 5 years guarantee whoooa
[all laugh] Chase: yeah!
[Mike makes a very strange AH sound] [Chase Screams]
Chase: OH MY GOD Mike: they have listened to my prayers
[chase laughs] Chase: i don't know what is it
Lety: you scared the shit out of me, i was like what the hell, i thought something explode
[all scream very loudly in excitement]
Lety: worms to your body?
Mike: WORMS?
not worms [Lety laughs]
Mike: no worms Lety: caliente caliente caliente
Lety: omg it looks so good eh?
oh my god its so like [all scream in disgust]
Mike: it's very jelly like [Chase laughs]
Mike: oh Lety: feels like
Chase: lets see lets see, let's turn this on
Mike: it's...it was used before.
Look, there's lube on it [Chase scream laughs]
Lety: yuuuuuck Mike: 7.5 inches.
19 cm.
Multi-speed control dial Lety: why it's so greasy though?
Mike: because I put it in my ass Lety: is that for real?
Mike: with lube Chase: NOOOO!!
[all laugh] Chase: she said it's too small
[commotion in the background.
Mike opens the door and something falls on the floor and startles everyone, even Mike]
Chase: -too small for the butt though [PUUUAAAHHHHHH] Lety: it's just like
Chase: can i just say that this Lety: - this is too small.
Look at the size of it.
Chase: you know what this is like? it's a Britney Spears
[Lety laughs] Chase: thank you for calling customer service.
My name is Chase, how may I help you?
[laughs] Lety: you're good at that
Mike: are you guys ready?
I don't know what this is.
I just see the top of the box.
TA DAAAA Chase: what is it?
Lety: this is for me?
Chase: no Mike: collar, with nipple claim...clamps
Chase: claimps? with nipple clamps [putting emphasis on the A]
Mike: i said claims Chase: claims?
Lety: wow, what is this?
Chase: oh Mike: sport sheets
Lety: ah thats the.... i thought it was the Mike: [gasps dramatically] oooooooo girl.
Lety: oh, this is like to pinch your nipples Chase: YAAAAAAAA
Lety: holy cow!
I think your dad will like this Chase: for you or for him?
Lety: like for me to like you know [Chase and Lety laugh]
Lety: put it on your nipples Chase: don't put it
Mike: AHHH Lety: thats sexy, baby.
You should go outside like that Chase and Mike: PRIDE!!!!
Lety: let me see Mike: it hurts a little bit
[Chase imitating electrocution sound tzzzzzz] Mike: AH it hurts
[Chase laughs] Lety: yeah, it must to hurt because it's like
- Mike: it hurts
Lety: yeah, let me see.
I try!
I have some nipples.......
what?
Mike: I hope so [all laugh]
Lety: my hair doesn't- [Mike makes announcement sound....
TAHTANTHANNNN] Chase: [SCREAMS] YESSSSS!!!!
Mike: fick your wrist and sting your lovers skin with soft and supple vegan leather strips.
black and scarlet weave, together to create a toy that delivers a kiss of pleasure, of
pain, [voice starts going up higher] wherever you desire! haahaaaannnnn
Lety: i have experience.
And then you go "HEYYYY HEYYY SEXY BABY-- Mike: yeah, you have experience?
Lety: --WHOOOP WHOOP Chase: this isn't a ---
Lety: feels like when I was Chase and Lety: Cheerleading
Lety: yeah! that's what it looks like.
That's why I was going like this "EEEEEEE SEXY BAYBAYYYYY.
EN EN" Mike: [says something in Portuguese]
Lety: I would like to do hard, though.
Like i would like to do it hard [whipping sound]
Mike: it doesn't hurt that much, chase is dramatic
[fast whipping sound] Lety: OHHHHHH, fuck yeah that hurt
[Mike and Lety Laugh] Lety: do me, do me do me do me do me
Chase: [whispers] this is weird [whipping sound]
Lety: ohhhh [all laugh]
Lety: I like it because I think it's good.
I would like it with your dad, you know?
OOOO BABY Chase: stick it in his ass-
Mike: [SCREAMS] AHHHHHH [Lety gets startled]
[Chase laughs] [slow motion of Mike and Lety screaming]
[All laughing very enthusiastically] Mike: ADAM AND EVE, ROCKS!!!
[Still screaming] Chase: YESSSSSS
Mike: AHHHH Lety: what the fuck?
Chase: he's been dreaming, this is the dick that he's been looking forward to for years
Lety: double penetrator.
Penetrator Chase: it sounds more dramatic in Spanish.
Penetrador Lety: oh my god, this is actually--
Mike: [screams] DIBS.... [regular voice] dibs dibs dibs dibs
Lety: so drama Mike: hold on, let me see the suction cup.
Very important for the door [Slapping sound]
Lety: how are you going ... this shit is going, this is like, this is big for your bum, though
Chase: nah ppppfffffft.
This is barely big enough Lety: oh my god
[Mike makes PUAAAAHHHHHHHH sound] Chase: but you can put this both in the front
Lety: ewww, that's disgusting, what the fuck, that's going to ruin my vagina
Mike: why is it disgusting? you need to stop shaming
Chase: yeah it works [all laugh]
Chase: it's a good coat hanger, too [thumping sound]
Lety: these ones, they're really excited for that one
Chase: Adam and Eve did us good, again [slapping sound]
Mike: WHOOOOAAA Chase: WHOOOOOA
Lety: OH MY GOD.
What the hell?
Mike: FETISH FANTASY SERIES Chase: I LOVEEEEE --
[slow motion of Chase saying LOVEEEEEEE] Chase: --Fetish Fantasy
Lety: ah fuck, this is a black [laughs]
Lety: my god.
Put it on, Mike, so you can do me Chase: what the hell is this an eyepatch?
[Chase Screams very loudly in surprise 3 times and then laughs very loudly]
Lety: but then like you, you like that Chase: ok what is this?
[vibrating sound] Lety: oh my god
[all laugh] Mike: let me see.
Yo, I'm going to love this Lety: whooooohoooohoohooo
Chase: you know what it is? it's like a [immitats noise of a jackhammer - tuntuntutntuntutnt],
it's a saw, it's a saw Lety: it looks like a fucking pistola to me
[all laugh] Lety: put your hands up bitch!
[Chase laughs] Mike: OHHHH AGAIN!..ooooooo
Chase: now we both get one!
Lety hasn't seen this yet!
Lety: that's for your head?
Chase: yes Lety: what is this for? for your head?
That's for real?
[Mike makes noise with his tongue bluoonggbluoongnng] Mike: use your imagination
Lety: what the f--- [laughs] for real? this is, this is not going to go in?
Chase: yeah when you, when you lick the puss, and this goes in.
You can also put this on your leg - soinggidddydoingedoinggedoign [laughs]
[Mike making struggling sounds] Lety: this? what the hell you guys
Chase: when you get phalloplasty and they do it wrong
Mike: Euphoria massage kit Chase: [laughs] EUPHORIA.
Are you allergic to latex?
Are you allergic to condoms?
Lety: i don't like.
I don't like for your dad to use-- Chase: oh my god... [screams] THAT'S NOT WHY
I'M ASKING, LETY Lety: that's for like what? for you bum?
Mike: we talked about it Lety: yeah i know but....
Mike: WE [claps hands] TALKED [claps] ABOUT IT [claps]
Lety: oooooo it's for the top?
Mike: yesss Chase: the name is?
Mike: what is the name?
Lety: uhmmm Chase: starts with a "C"
[Lety laughs] Lety: it's for the pussy, like .... for the
top....
Mike: we have the exact same dialogue before Lety: like for the top of the top
Mike: "C" "L" what is the rest?
Chase: PUSSY [laughs] Lety: PUSSY! uhhmmm, I forgot, i don't know
Mike: but you know what it is right?
Chase: you know somebody messaged me after i posted that video and they said "you know,
i'm actually really worried that Lety doesn't know where the clitoris is"
[Mike laughs] Lety: OH YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
The Clior...ec.... that one! [laughs]
Lety: when you say it its click click click Mike: just say clit
Lety: click Mike: clit, with a "T"
Lety: clickkk Mike: clit
Lety: cleet Mike: clit
Lety: clit [laughs]
Lety: soinggidddydoingedoinggedoign [Chase and Lety laugh]
Chase: I don't even know how to the captions for that!
How do you even spell that?
Lety: soinggidddydoinge Chase: also, you look like Derrick Barry
Mike: OH MY GOD I WAS WAITING TO SAY THAT Chase: I WAS SO SCARED YOU WERE GOING TO SAY
IT FIRST Mike: I just recreated Derrick Barry's outfit
Chase: yes Mike: seriously, come on.
oooo there's a big box hereeeeee Lety: ooohhh bay bay bayyybyyy.
Bring it bring it bring it to me, NOW! [all laugh]
Mike: forever Tantra, a sensual massage kit Chase: oh its heavy
Lety: what is it though?
Chase: they key to an intimate relationship.
[laughs] looks like it's been opened [laughs] oooooooo
Lety: wow! that is-- Chase: wowwww.
Ah bless, another sleep mask Lety: oh, I need this one
Chase: oh dibs Mike: candle? is this a candle?
Chase: why is this glued to this?
Mike: yeah Chase: to access demonstration and instruction
videos, log on to...
I thought it said "Forever Tran".
Forever Tantra Lety: that's why I say it's very like, with
this you make like very romantic like you go like thissss
Chase: so there's this massage oil and then there's rose pedals
Mike: awww, cute Chase: and I was like "that's itm this box
is gigantic just for that?"
[Mike Dramatically Gasps] Chase: OH SHIT --- DIBS.
You open it up and there--- [something falls on floor]
Chase: --I don't care [Lety Laughs]
c : that's all the like fancy like oh were going to start this and it's like bend over.
Chase: oooohhhhhh Lety: do you feel anything?
like i'm doing this.
Do you feel anything?
[Chase laughs] Chase: Not really.
It's not big enough Lety: what the hell!
I said if you feel this like you feel-- Chase: what the hell is this?.. yeah i do
[slapping sound] [Chase screams]
[Slow motion of Chase screaming very dramatically] Lety: learn to use this, ok?
I'm not an expert but look.
Learn to use it.
You put it like this.
You want me to do it? [loud-ish slapping sound]
Lety: does it hurt?
Mike: this one hurts more actually [more quiet slapping sound]
Lety: ohh fuck [slow motion of Lety saying OHHHH FUCK]
[All laugh] Mike: uhhhh that's good
Lety: uh, I need one [Chase laughs]
Mike: that is good.
Lety: ahh yeah Mike: whoooo girlllllllll
Lety: ahhh yeahhhh [Mike Gasps dramatically]
Chase: what's this?
Lety: this is good actually, eh, you should try this
Chase: what's this?
Lety: this is good Mike: ooohhhh [moans]
Chase: Mike, what is this?
Mike: i don't know, but this is good.
Lety: let me see Mike: turn your back
Lety: do me do me [laughs] Lety: ohhh yeah yeahhhh.
Yeah, that's good.
[Chase moans WAYYYYY too realistically for YouTube tbh]
Lety: my boobs-- Chase: can you engineer something where you
make a stick so I can do it to myself?
[laugha] [Shuffling of boxes]
Chase: Mike, mike! [all laugh]
Lety: hallo hallo hallo [Chase SCREAM laughs]
Chase: what do you like? the most?
We got so many double-fucking dicks Mike: uhmmm
Chase: the double dick thats up there?
Mike: yeah Chase: behind your head?
I like this Lety: im taking-
Mike: i like this, i like this i like this too
[Lety laughs] Chase: we're all going to fight for this one
Lety: listen to me, lets go.
Papers Chase: Papers?
Lety: Rock, Paper, Scissors Chase: can I be honest? can i be honest?
Lety: yeah Chase: can i be honest?
Lety: yea Chase: my favorite box
Mike: my favourite box, too Chase: my favourite - box
Mike: absolutely.
really amazing Lety: It's actually pretty good.
Because this, this, we're fighting for it.
Chase: This is.
I've been dreaming of this and i'm so glad.
I-- so glad it's here Mike: and the guy that is at the door, here?
Fantastic!
And amazing suction cup.
Look, it's there Chase: it's still there
Mike: it's still there Chase: usually they like [un-suction noise]
[Chase and Lety laugh] [mouth pop sound]
[All laugh] Chase: If you like anything you see here and
you want to get it, what do you do, Mike?
Mike: you go to adamandeve.com, use the discount code
Chase: CHASE Mike: You get 50%
Lety: off Chase: any single
Lety: any single Chase: ANAL?
YOU GET 50% OFF ANAL Lety: every single
Chase: item Lety: [inaudible] already know.
Fuck the shit out of it, do it as much as you can.
And then bring it out, baby [Mike and Lety laugh]
Mike: This information is not accurate [laughs] Chase: FREE SHIPPING to united states and
canada Lety: AND NOT MEXICO.
I got it Mike: 100% satisfaction guaranteed
Lety: don't worry all my Mexicans.
When i go to Mexico, [speaks in spanish] Chase: She's going to be the p---
Mike: whatever she said Chase: the peen dealer.
Alright, Watch part 2!
Link in the description below.
Have a great day bye!
Mike: bye!
Lety: love you!!
[Upbeat Music]