- (both scream) - Ba-bam! Super macho burrito!
- Pizzkabob. - Did she just create a pizzkabob?!
- Cowabunga, dudes! - Cowabunga, dudes!
- ♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪ - Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
- (both) ♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ Turtles in a half shell ♪ ♪ Turtle power ♪
- (PvF) This is a highly, highly requested episode.
We're doing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...
- Yes! - (PvF) ...Try Not to Eat.
- (groans) - The only thing I could think of
off of that is just pizza. - Pizza?
We're just gonna eat pizz-- - Yeah, it's just pizza.
- I would love to eat pizza. - I can't not eat the things.
- I'm not eating anymore. She broke me.
However, I will put a comment. Do you want me to eat?
And if I get 25,000 likes and I will go back to eating.
- Ohhh, [censored]! - Ohhh, get the [censored] out!
- See, you gotta go Raphael. - So, I probably have to pick red.
- You gotta go Raphael. - Cowabunga, dudes!
- Wooo! - Is this working?
- No. - (both laugh)
- (Murakami) Pizza gyoza! - (both) Pizza gyoza!
- Ha! - Oh, I want it.
- It almost looks like a Hot Pocket. - Oh my god.
- Bro. - (Donatello) Sometimes, things that
don't seem like they go together actually make...
- I feel bad. I feel like Donatello gets
made fun of a lot, but I love him. - Aww! Makes a great couple!
I mean, food. - Oh, April.
- That's probably fire. - Dude. Yeah, I gotta eat one
of those too, bro. All of these things. - Probably fire.
- But if April thought it was good...
- That's exactly how we're gonna act, bruh.
- Ohhh! I can't wait. - Oh, man.
- Oh, this looks delicious! - (PvF) From Chef Murakami's
Purple Dragon Restaurant, we've got a platter of pizza gyoza,
also known as the best dumpling ever. - We have to do this, right?
- You ain't gotta convince me, Beni!
- I can't not do this one! - I'm there!
(buzzer) (buzzer)
- I will be eating this, Sharon, just so you know.
- I know. And I shan't. - Shan't?!
- That's weird. - Tastes like pizza.
- Mm-hmm. - I'm tasting pizza, yo.
- It's giving, like, Hot Pocket... - Pan-fried after being steamed.
Look at that. - Real good. Look at that.
- Do you see that? My odd reaction happening?
Oh my god! - I mean, they really did do
a good job on cooking that, right? - Italian meets Asian, bro.
It's really blowing my mind. - Bro. Bro.
- It's a Ratatouille moment. - Is this for real?
You're really not eating? - I'm really not eating.
- You're not just tricking me? - No, I'm not tricking you.
(laughs) - I'm punished no matter what, right?
But I can eat as much as I want?
- You've been a bad boy. - I'm gonna be popping this in, boy!
- Where's your tupperware, Travis? - My tupperware is my stomach!
- (laughs) - (Leonardo) Enjoy!
- (Mikey) Ninja pizza! - Ninja pizza!
- Oh, no! - [Censored]! We're getting pizza?!
- NINJA pizza! - (Raphael) Pass me a ninja slice!
- Oh, [censored]. Oh, oh. - He's gonna throw it.
- Go for the pass! Go for the pass! - You're about to ask me
to not eat this, though? I know I already messed up,
so it's like, might as well at this point. But...
- Homie has to get it. Look at him. He's a ninja turtle.
- Yeah! (laughs) - Yeah! (laughs)
- It's on a sai?! - That is...
- Oh my god! - (laughs)
- (both scream) - Dude!
- Move over, pizza guitar! It's pizza sai!
- Hi-yah! - Yeah!
- (PvF) Ready to bust out your ninja skills and see
if you can balance a piece of pizza on a sai?
Just be careful not wreck April's apartment
or our studio, Sharon! - Look...
I can't make any guarantees on that. (laughs)
- (laughs) You're just going for it. - I am!
- Nah, nah, I'm with you there. (buzzer)
- What is this, Digiorno? - And they're just like,
"Ah, got it, man." - Are we even gonna wait, bro?
- Oh my god. - Since I'm not eating and you are,
let's just... - Oh yeah.
- It hits different on the sai. - It does! It tastes better.
- (laughs) - There you go.
- Yes! Pizza stack! - (laughs)
- Dude, what I love about this is you can do both
at the same time, you know?
You're just like... - (gasps) Beni!
Yeaaah! - I know it's not
a one-second challenge. - It's pizzkabob.
- But I'm gonna try it. Did she just create a pizzkabob?
- I sure did. - Sharon!
- Pizzkabob. (buzzer)
- My whole life, I've been using hands. What have I been doing?!
This is the move! Look. - This is the new fork.
- But you smack, you roam around,
and you punch with them, and you block with them,
and you do all kinds of stuff. - We got a real ninja turtle here,
guys. We got a real ninja turtle. - Hey, man! Ninja turtles
were a really big reason of why I started taking martial arts.
I'm not gonna lie. - How do you even pull this out?
Where are you hiding this thing? - Man, I'm telling you--
- (React) In your little holster. - This right here,
maybe a shoulder holster? - But I don't wanna be walking around
with holsters, you know? I wanna be a little more discreet.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I've always wanted a holster
for something. I just-- right?
Who doesn't wanna, "Ha!" - Just get a little thing.
- Pizza stick! - (Raphael) A chocolate chip pizza!
- Yeaaaah! - Ohhh! Did he say a chocolate chip
pizza? - Yes!
- Ooh. - Chocolate chip pizzaaaa!
- It's like a pizookie without the ice cream.
- Dessert-- oh, it's a giant cookie?! - This is not what I was
expecting at all! - (Jeremiah) Whoa. What?!
- (Travis) Oh, we're cutting the-- - (both) Ohhhh!
- And it spins. - (PvF) While Michelangelo
might be concerned about this chocolate chip pizza,
the rest of the turtles know it's absolutely delicious
and are ready to dig in. - This is the forgotten about
teenage mutant ninja turtle weapon. - How is that?
- Here you go. (buzzer)
- Bro, it's weird. It's like a peanut butter
and jelly cookie. - Whipped cream? Cream cheese?
- Cheers!
(buzzer) (buzzer)
- Mm! - Is that a fruit rollup?
- Mm-hmm. - Oh my god. Sweet tooth
to another level. - (laughs)
- This tastes so good actually! - I'm really glad I'm in this episode
with you 'cause now I know how I look,
and I'll be cringing with you guys. - (both laugh)
- It honestly-- - It's honestly delicious.
- It tastes as good as it looks. - (PvF) All right.
- (Mikey) Super macho burrito?!
- Ohhh. - (Mikey) ...the ultimate combination
of pizza and burrito! - Pizza burrito?
- (Mikey) Pizzarito! - Pizzarito!
- Pizzarito? - Let's go!
- Pizzarito? - It's gotta be good. I like burritos.
- It's in the vending machine, though, Mikey. I don't know if I'd trust
a pizzarito in the vending machine. - Isn't it just a calzone, though?
- (Mikey) Super and macho! - It's super and macho?
- It's super and macho! - Oh, wow.
- Oh, lord! They did the whole packing?!
- Wa-bam! Super macho burrito! Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
Wa-push! - (PvF) We've got some tasty
Hungry Jorge's Super Macho Burritos from the vending machine
that are indeed pizza-flavored. - I don't know that I have ever
been considered macho, but I wish I was.
- I have. No, I'm just kidding. - So, I'm gonna eat this.
- (both laugh) - It's so cute, though.
- Bro, say this in Korean. Translate this.
- Burrito? - No, super macho burri-- (laughs)
- (man laughs) - Cheers.
- Cheers. (buzzer)
(buzzer)
- Again, not a one bite challenge. - Yeah.
- Whoa. - Mmm!
- Look at this! - (Jair) Beni, I gotta see
first reaction. - We've got the bell pepper.
We've got pepperoni. We've got mushroom, it looks like.
- Damn. (buzzer)
- Oh my-- that was a-- (claps) That bite was amazing!
- I'm feeling great. I'm feeling like a turtle. (laughs)
- I gotta do it justice. I gotta take a proper bite.
(buzzer)
- Doesn't it slap? - Channeling my inner
"party on, dude." - (both) Cowabunga!
- Perestroika? (laughs) - "Perestroika"? (laughs)
- "Booyakasha!" is the new one. - Booyakasha. Interesting.
- (Raphael) Fire-breathing lizard boy only rescued you so he could kick
your shell itself. - All right, all right, Venus.
- I forgot about Venus de Milo! Good thing I had the blue!
- Wow. - They're SO cut!
- It's way more defined than that first '90s movie for sure.
- But wait, what's going on with that sandwich?
- You're about to find out, friend. - This is the wackiest thing
I've ever seen. - Oh, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait. - (PvF) Michelangelo's interesting
candy, bologna, and marshmallow sandwich is actually quite good,
with a little extra mayo, of course. - I don't want to take a bite
out of this, but I have to because of how--
- Look, we've already lost. We've already lost.
- If I wanna take a bite out of this, though.
- You gotta take a bite. Just try it!
You might only take one bite, so you'll wanna get all of it.
Why do they listen to me? I like it, but I don't understand why.
- Intrigued enough to take a bite. - Cheers.
(buzzer) (buzzer)
- (muffled) Oh my god. That's horrible.
- Damn, do I take one for the team here?
- Ah, Beni. Nah, bro. I mean, why not.
- Wow. - It works, doesn't it?
- Wow! - (both laugh)
- What?! - Okay. Mm-mm. (laughs)
- Who thought to do this? I mean, I know.
My people thought to do this. But...
By my people, I mean stoners. Sorry. - (laughs)
- Even if I'm stoned, bruh! - Yeah, I gotta be stoned off my--
- What in the lucky charms [censored] is this?!
- Who even has this in their home?!
- I was gonna go for another bite, and then my brain was like,
"Bro, what are you doing?" - I think you're a little bit...
(buzzer) Beni.
- It's surprisingly weirdly good. - That's funny.
- Honestly. - Ugh. It's not it, huh?
- Bruh. This is actually foul. - (laughs)
- Red licorice. Ooh, bread. Ooh, marshmallow. Ugh, meat.
(laughs) Ew. - (laughs)
- This is insane that this tastes good.
I'm not just saying that. - That's funny.
- It's like-- I love marshmallows, obviously, and Red Vines are delicious.
- Red vines are gold. - (laughs)
- This is the only one that probably wasn't worth it.
- What are you gonna do to me? What are you gonna do to me, Nicole?
- You're not eating this. - (gasps) Nicole!
Eeeewwww! Why do you do this to me?!
- Why? - Ew!
- Oh my... - Beni. Beni, I don't know where
she grew up... - Bruh. She's actually
macking that, dude. - (PvF) That is it.
That is our challenge. - Aw, man.
I don't think we did very good. - (PvF) Congratulations, Sharbear.
You were able to avoid all of these totally tubular foods.
And for that, we've got a pizza feast.
- (claps) - Yeah, just show us what
we're missing out on. I'm ready for it. - Just roll the clip.
- (Mikey) Okay. We got... - I don't get too excited
about this, 'cause I'm not involved in this.
- Hush. Hush, I'm trying to listen to my prize.
- Mmm. - Pizza! That's a lot of pizza.
- So it's a pizza feast! - Ho-ho-hooo.
Ooh, yum. - Got a little mushroom.
- That's asparagus. - It's duck.
- Duck?! I love duck! - It's duck!
- Get away. Get away from my food. - What is that? What is that?
- (gasps) - What?! No!
Garlic knots?! - I don't want you to accidentally
spit on my food. - (PvF) For our winners,
we've got the ultimate pizza party with pizza rolls, pizza balls,
pizza tots, pizza puffs, and a stunning duck à l'orange pizza.
- Man. Oh no, it smells so-- - That looks fire! That looks fire!
- Pizza tot. Pizza ball. Pizza roll. I don't know what to call this
except yummy. - (laughs)
- Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo! - I just-- I just really-- I just--
- Shoo, shoo, shoo! Shoo! - Ooh, that's the--
Beni, that's soft! - (PvF) Unfortunately, Travis,
Jeremiah, Jayse, Jair, and Beni...
- That's a lot of Js. - (PvF) Y'all were tempted.
And for that, you must suffer the consequences.
- No. - Bye, Beni. (laughs)
- (PvF) Nope! - (Mikey) Pizza!
- Oh. NO! Not anchovies! - (laughs) Bruh!
Homeboy said jellybeans, anchovies... - And jalapeno.
- Ugh! - Sounds...
- Oh, dude. Oh, no. - ...so bad!
- You know what? Am I really a ninja turtle
if I can't eat every kind of pizza?
- Oh, gross. - (PvF) And for our losers,
it's Leonardo's favorite: a jellybean, anchovy,
and jalapeno pizza. And you must take bites
with all the toppings. - No.
- (PvF) Yes. - Every time?!
- (PvF) Yes. - The realest ninja turtles
can eat any kind of pizza. - You know what's really tough too
is this looks like it was prepared very well.
- Look at what I could've been doing. I just have zero self-control.
- (both) Cheers.
- Oh no, dude! - Okay, all the toppings. Here we go.
- Okay, here we go. - Three, two, one.
- Ohhh! I could taste that fish before I bit! Ohhhhhh!
- You had to be ruined by Nicole to then find yourself in this position.
- Mm-hmm. - I'm getting there.
- (coughs) Bruh! - I'm not gonna chew the pizza.
I'm just gonna swallow it whole. - This is disgusting, man!
- No-- ughhhh! It's like every time I move my mouth,
there's a new flavor. - These jellybeans are gross, though.
- This is what Willy Wonka wanted to make.
- I'm a turtle! I am teenage ninja turtle!
- Oh, that was one. - You know how hard it is to chew
because of the jellybeans? - Oh, I bet that's tough.
I'll bet that's tough. - Ugh!
- Them anchovies are salty as hell. - Yeah, it's stupid salty.
- My god. - Oh my god. Yeah.
That is disgusting! - That is the WORST thing
I've ever eaten. - ♪ (hums) ♪
- (gags) - Yeah, just take a big-ass bite.
- Ugh! - Go on with your bad self.
You got this. - (coughs)
- You know, the ninja turtles had it right
except for this [censored], dude. - Woo-hoo!
- Oh, god. - Look at you getting on.
- Well, while Nicole's chowing down on her sandwich...
- Actually pretty good. - Frickin' weirdo.
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode.
Don't forget to like and subscribe and let us know what you wanna see
in the comments down below. Let's try this mushroom pizza.
Mmm! I love a good anchovy. Oh. Bye!