SO, WHO HERE THINKS THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
ANYONE, WHO KNOWS?
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: OKAY, HANG ON.
DO YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS?
COME ON UP.
COME COME COME, COME AND SEE YOU.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD THANK YOU.
>> James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> MY NAME IS M MICAELA, WE ORIGINALLY LIVED IN BRITAIN BUT
WE LIVE HERE NOW.
>> James: IT IS A COCKNEY LANGUAGE.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
>> TH IN ESSEX.
BUT NOW HERE.
>> James: WHAT TOOK YOU FROM LONDON TO MELBOURNE TO HERE?
>> IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
>> James: YOUR BIRTHDAY.
SO IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
TODAY.
>> YES.
>> James: AND IS THIS YOUR TREATS, IS THIS YOUR BIRTHDAY
TREATS?
>> YES.
>> James: NO?
OH YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
NOW ANSWER ME THIS: YOU'RE FROM LONDON SO YOU USE A LOT OF
COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG.
>> SOME.
>> James: DO PEOPLE KNOW WHAT COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG IS HERE?
IF YOU SAID TO SOMEONE, I WENT TO THE PUB WITH MY BEST CHINA
PLATE.
THAT WOULD BE YOUR BEST -- >> MATE.
>> James: OR WE SAT ON THE APPLE AND PEARS, ITS --
>> AND YOU SAID RUB ADUB DUB.
>> James: TELL ME WHAT WE MIGHT BE LOOKING AT.
>> THE POLICEMAN'S HANDCUFFED SOMEBODY.
BUT HE'S GIVING HIM A KISS.
AND SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG ON A PLANE AND THE WOMAN DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT.
I DON'T KNOW.
OAR NOT ALLOWED HIM ON THE PLANE.
>> James: OKAY, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING FOR.
I CAN TELL YOU THE POLICE IN VANCOUVER ARRESTED A 90-YEAR-OLD
MAN FOR INTERRUPTING FLIGHT PATHS AFTER HE TIED A BLOW-UP
DOLL THE HELIUM BALLOONS WHICH DRIFTED INTO COMMERCIAL AIR
SPACE!
THE BLOW-UP DOLL WAS TERRIFIED AS THE PLANES APPROACHED, SHE
WAS LIKE THIS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
THANKS FOR BEING HERE, TAKE A SEAT.
OKAY, WHO ELSE KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS?
OKAY WAIT, I'M GOING TO COME DOWN THIS AISLE.
I'M GOING TO COME DOWN THIS AISLE.
YOU WANT THE ASS OR THE CROTCH?
>> THE CROTCH.
>> James: YOU SET THE CROTCH?
THIS MAN SAID NO!
YOU KNOW I'M AN ASS MAN.
YOU ON THE CROTCH YOU ON THE ASS, EVERYBODY GETS A TREAT.
THERE IT IS.
DRINK IT IN.
DON'T LOOK SO SHY BABY.
STAND UP FOR ME.
HOW ARE YOU SIR?
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> VERY GOOD.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> JEMPLE ANY AND NEW YORK.
SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN.
>> James: YOU LIVE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN GERMANY AND NEW YORK.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU DO IN GERMANY AND NEW YORK?
>> WORKING.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> I'M IN THE SOFTWARE INDUSTRY, SELLING AND CREATING SOFTWARE.
>> James: YES FOR SURE.
>> HAVE YOU HEARD OF SAP?
>> James: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SAP BUT I'M LOVING THE ACCENT.
HOW IS MY ACCENT?
>> FUNNY.
>> James: FUCH FUNNY LIKE HA OR LIKE HMM?
>> MORE LIKE UM HUH.
>> James: FUN 86 FUNNY LIKE W IT'S THE SHOW ON CBS AND YAHYA,
CBS, MAN COME OUT BIG MAN HE'S A FUNNY, HMM?
I'M TELLING YOU, FRONK FROM FATHER OF THE BRIDE.
TELL ME DO YOU USE THE EMOJI?
YES OR NEIN?
>> I DO.
>> James: YA VOL!
WHAT SHOULD GO TO EMOJI?
WHAT IS A BIG EMOJI IN GERMANY?
>> THE MONKEY, I LOVE THAT ONE.
>> James: DO YOU NOT WANT TO SEE THE EVIL?
>> I'M HIDING MY EMOTIONS.
>> James: WORKING WITH SOFTWARE.
I'M LOVING IT.
WHY WOULD YOU REALIZE THE REST OF THE SHOW TALKING LIKE THIS?
>> MAKE ME VERY ATTRACTIVE TO YOU.
>> IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THAT.
>> James: NOT FOR US WATCHING LATE AT NIGHT.
OKAY.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS STORY AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS
COULD BE.
>> WHOA.
>> James: DO YOU WANT TO COME A BIT CLOSER?
>> WALK THE STEPS, THE APPLE AND PEAR I LIKE.
THE MAN HAS A FLASHLIGHT, GETS LOCKED UP IN THE BED, FELL
ASLEEP, PROBABLY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, HE DOESN'T HAVE
WiFi, HE IS WALK TO HIS ROUTER TO UNLOCK IT.
>> James: IN THE HISTORY OF GERMAN EFFICIENCY.
I CAN TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS A 17-YEAR-OLD BURGLAR IN
CALIFORNIA WAS ARRESTED AFTER BREAKING INTO A HOME AND WAKING
UP A SLEEPING COUPLE TO SEE IF HE COULD USE THEIR WiFi NETWORK.
THAT WAS EMOJI NEWS.