Once the Clone Wars came to a swift end with the destruction of the Separatist council and
the decimation of the Jedi Order through Order 66, all battle droid production factories were
ordered to stop production immediately, leaving them dormant for many years. During the time of
the Empire however, one Rebel fighter was able to scavenge enough spare parts from an
old separatist droid factory, allowing him to create one of the most murderous, destructive
and violent B1 battle droids to ever grace the galaxy. So, I’m going to break down the story of
the most destructive and rageful B-1 Battle droid ever created, including his heroic final stand.
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During the harsh rule of the Empire over the Galaxy, a young Rebel pilot named
Temmin Wexley discovered a factory deep below the dark and misty catacombs of the planet Akiva.
Temmin Wexley eventually ventures deep into the mysterious cavern below the planet’s surface,
when he makes a shocking discovery. The creepy catacombs were actually home to
a former separatist Battle droid factory from all the way back in the Clone Wars.
While exploring the dusty old factory below, Temmin decided to scavenge for as many spare
B-1 Battle droid parts as he could that were still in working condition, so that he could
create his very own B-1 battle droid friend. After lots of painstaking and precise work,
and not having the industrial equipment used by the separatists available to him,
he was able to create a customized B-1 Battle droid, who he named Mister Bones.
Although he constructed Mr Bones using old separatist diagrams, he wasn’t able
to fully create the droid exactly how they were intended. While he maintained the core structure
of the B-1 battle droid, Wexley painted Mister Bones black and red, with bones from dead birds
and fish attached to his mechanical limbs. Wexley attached a vibroblade to one of Mr. Bones’ limbs,
and also replaced half of his head with a telescoping red eye, before sharpening
Mister Bones’ nose down to a very sharp point, intended to resemble a large bird of prey.
Because Temmin Wexley had no friends and was bullied by those around him, Mister Bones became
a very close friend to the boy. Wexley sadly had nobody left around him, as his father was stolen
away from him by the Empire and his mother had left him to join the Rebel Alliance. This
loneliness even furthered deepened the connection between Temmin and his new droid friend.
As Temmin mostly lived and worked alone, he was very closely connected to the shady criminal
underworld of the Galaxy, often encountering dodgy criminal figures, including bounty
hunters and assassins. Because of this, Mister Bones served as Temmin’s personal body guard.
The first time Mister Bones was put into action against the criminal underworld was when Temmin
activated him against three gangsters. Three gangsters arrived at the young boy’s shop,
causing Mister Bones to pull out his vibro blades and slam the two gangsters heads together,
knocking them out. After knocking the two out and having the third gangster dealt with,
Mr Bones dragged the Cold, nearly lifeless bodies to a nearby river,
where he happily hummed out loud with pure joy and happiness. The bounty hunters unfortunately
did wake up however and captured the two, bringing them back to their lair.
Soon after though, Temmin was rescued by another bounty hunter, Jas Emari, and was
able to reactivate Mister Bones. As they escaped, Mr Bones horrifically stabbed three stormtroopers
and their imperial officer with his vibroblade, enjoying seeing their lifeless bodies bleed.
Before he could get away from the battle however, Mister Bones was horribly damaged and lost the
vibroblade arm that he just used to slaughter the imperials. Because of the low amount of resources
that Temmin had, Mister bones had his arm replaced with an astromech’s leg. Bones complained for
days about having a fake arm, but Temmin assured him that he would fix it up shortly.
After the battle of Endor, Mister Bones was again forced into action
as he followed his master into a rescue mission for the new republic starpilot,
Wedge Antilles, who had been captured by Imperial Remnant Admiral, Rae Sloane.
Temmin joined his mother Norra on the planet Akiva, as they planned to storm an
imperial communications station. As they snuck themselves into the secure imperial facility,
Mister Bones stormed into the building, and used both his vibroblade and astromech leg
arms to slaughter stormtroopers. Bones then used his holorecorder to fake the execution
of his master, Temmin, which was broadcasted to the people of the Akiva, inciting a rebellion.
As the group attempted to escape the building, Mister Bones cannonballed himself into the
windscreen of a TIE Fighter, hoping to use it for the escape. Bones and Temmin then travelled
to a nearby cantina to recover, while his mother continued on. Eventually, Norra Wexley returned
to the Cantina, with Mister Bones being incredibly relieved that she had survived,
saying he was incredibly glad that she wasn’t turned to scattered atoms.
Not long after this, Temmin, his mother and Mister Bones were ambushed by Rae Sloane
and her horde of stormtroopers, where they were swiftly captured.
Temmin ordered Mister Bones to leap into action and decimate the stormtroopers,
but the troopers brutally shot the droid with their red blaster bolts. Sloane herself even
emptied six blaster bolts into the poor droid’s head, brutally disintegrating him and taking
his head off. Luckily, the new republic fleet soon arrived on Akiva, liberating the planet.
Following the battle of Akiva, Temmin and his mother rebuilt Mr Bones from the scrap
that was left of him. While waiting to pick up the team for an upcoming kidnapping mission,
Bones began to boast about how he could eradicate his enemies and turn them into fine red mist.
That is pretty dark for a droid. He also accompanied his master to a starfighter lesson,
taught by Wedge Antilled, where he sprinted up to the Rebel pilot and gave
him an uncomfortably long hug, before dancing around the landing platform.
Soon after this, Mister Bones accompanied Snap and Norra Wexley to the planet Irudiru,
where Han Solo was also located. Mister bones then confronted Han Solo at a nearby cantina,
believing he was a grave threat to his master,
but he was held back and restrained by Temmin and the team, so that he could not hurt Han.
Following this fiery encounter with Han, the entire group travelled to Kashyyk to rescue
Chewbacca, who had been taken prisoner at the harsh prison known as Ashmead’s Lock.
As Mr Bones and the crew arrived in the prison complex, they failed to provide
the proper entry codes, and were confronted by a group of highly dangerous security droids.
Absolute chaos erupted as Han began to fire on the security droids, while Mister Bones began to use
his vibroblade to saw through multiple objects, including a large door. Mr Bones then fought
his way through the dangerous security droids, losing an arm and a Leg in the proces. The droid
then began to obliterate the remaining security as Han and Norra Wexley freed hundreds of prisoners,
including Snap’s father and Chewbacca. Eventually the group was able to escape the planet,
and Temmin was able to repair Mister Bones using spare parts from the Millenium falcon.
The two later headed to a historic building on the planet Chandrila, where the yearly liberation
day speech was set to be given, commemorating the victory of the Rebel alliance. When one of
the guards at the entrance to the building waved his shock-lance at Temmin, the circuits of Mister
Bones filled with rage and he instinctively knocked the guard to the ground with a swift
clank to his head. Because inhibitor chips were placed inside of the prisoners from Kashyyyk,
they all began to open fire on Mon Mothma, who was the chancellor of the Republic at the time,
causing a senate guard to tackle Snap Wexley to the ground with a baton. This made Mister
Bones even more furious, as he flung him into a nearby wall with incredible force,
and activated his two vibroblades. As two more senate guards rushed the Red B-1 Battle droid,
he shredded their armor to pieces and swiftly defeated them with immense strength and rage.
Following that eventful day, Mister Bones and Temmin were searching the outer rim for
his mother, when Mister Bones was forced to jettison himself in an escape pod,
plunging down onto the surface of the desert world Jakku. Once landed, he located Temmin’s mother,
but they were quickly captured. Eventually, Mister Bones was nearly destroyed by an former imperial
officer, but he was able to repair himself, and reboot his memory, which caused him to
experience vivid memories from his horrific battles during the Clone Wars. As revenge for
being nearly destroyed by the IMperial, Mr Bones cut the man’s arm cleanly off and ripped the
imperial officer's body to shreds. Mister bones let the immense rage and violence flow through
him as he tore the imperial limb from limb, killing him quickly, but extremely painfully.
Following that, Mister Bones was present at the Battle of Jakku for the final stand of the Empire,
but he unfortunately began to experience horrible glitching,
due to the damage he sustained from the imperial officer. As his circuits began
to malfunction even more horrifically, he started to remark about blasted meatbags.
As things began to fall apart, Mister Bones witnessed the monumentally large crash landing
of the Ravager Super Star Destroyer, as it disintegrated into the sandy surface of Jakku.
This is the same super star destroyer that you can see crash landed in the force awakens.
Shortly after, Temmin was attacked viciously, by three sand troopers and
an AT-St Walker, but causing Mister Bones to fly off the handle into a state of rage.
Bones chopped two of the sandtroopers to pieces, before turning around, where the third was about
to shoot him, but Temmin quickly came to his rescue, clubbing the trooper with his rifle. Bones
then dodged mighty blasts from the ST’s cannons, before mounting the walker once again and savagely
breaking his way into the cockpit, where he brutally murdered the two AT-ST drivers. Moments
later, Mister Bones lept out of the cockpit once more, but the AT-ST was destroyed by two passing
New Republic A-Wing fighters, which sent out a massive blast, tragically disintegrating
mister bones permanently. Such a sad end to the story for an amazingly violent droid.
So that is the story of Mister Bones,
the most violent and rageful droid ever created. Thanks so much for watching,
really hope you enjoyed the video. Cheers guys, hope to see you in the next one.