What's up guys, hope you're doing well.
If you're new to the show, in these videos I talk about things that I hate...things I'm
just:
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For example, Donald Sterling.
Wow!
For those of you unfamiliar, NBA Clipper's owner, Donald Sterling, made some racist comments
to his then girlfriend.
What he didn't know was that she was recording this conversation and recently the files got
leaked.
He basically said "I don't want you taking pictures with black people.
You're a nice girl.
I don't really want you to be seen with black people."
This is not this guy's first infraction.
This guy has had a list of discriminatory actions in the past.
So for people to just jump on to this now, it's sort of weird.
For me, I wasn't as shocked or enraged as some other people were at this audio.
The man thought he was in the privacy of his own home.
How many times have you said some messed up stuff in your house when you thought no one
else was listening?
The bigger problem I have is with the NAACP, who was about to give this man a 2nd lifetime
achievement award.
A 2nd lifetime achievement award?
Who's over the board?
How easy is it to get a lifetime achievement award?
I feel like there needs to be some type of audit or investigation of some kind before
you just give out lifetime achievement awards.
D
DAHECK.
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Is it me, or are trash can lids just getting smaller for some reason?
I can barely fit my tray into the trash can, if at all anymore.
Got food piling up on the trash can.
Now I have Chick-Fil-A sauce on my hand.
I didn't have that before.
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Recently, I'm watching the NBA playoffs.
My team, unfortunately, Go Magic, didn't make the playoffs.
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Then during a commercial I see an advertisement for the LeBron app.
I don't understand.
What's next?
Is there going to be a Justin Bieber app?
A One Direction app?
We see LeBron enough!
We don't need an app.
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I get it people.
You like Floyd Mayweather.
He's undefeated.
Just won his most recent fight.
Yay!
That's all great.
This does not make you a part of the money team.
Ok, you don't have a job.
You live with your mom.
There's no money involved in this situation right here.
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So I was in the gym the other day.
I go to the locker room, watching the game on the screen.
And you know what happens?
This white dude walks in, makes eye-contact with me, and proceeds to get butt naked in
front of me.
Why would you do that?
It's one thing to just walk in, get butt naked, go about your business, change.
But the second you make eye-contact with me...you should not be allowed to take your clothes
off, in my opinion, or at least break eye-contact before you start taking your clothes off.
DAHECK!
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When police officers speed, and I know your speeding because I'm speeding...and you passed
me.
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Women, we get it.
You have a boyfriend.
Good for you.
Is it really necessary for you to remind us every #ManCrushMonday?
It's really all the hashtags...which by the way, if you're 14 years old...you should not
be allowed to post a #ThrowbackThursday...what are you throwing back to?
The real problem with #ThrowbackThursday though is that the girls are starting to look better
in their throwback pictures than in real life.
And honesty, what is the difference between #ThrowbackThursday and #FlashbackFriday?
It's getting out of control people.
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And you know what else is getting out of control?
Buzzfeed articles on Facebook...because everything on my timeline is a Buzzfeed article, talking
about "You Won't Believe What Happens Next."
I kid you not, on my timeline this week there was an article "100 Things You Cared About
10 Years Ago but don't Care About Today."
If I don't care about it today, why did you right an...
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But what are you Not About That Life?
I asked some people on Snapchat and here's what they had to say.
I hate when people only mean-mug in pictures.
It's a picture.
You're supposed to look happy.
Why don't you give it a nice smile?
When basketball's on and people want to talk about hockey?
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That is a killer.
You know when you're craving cereal and you open your fridge and you have no milk.
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As always, new videos every Sunday.
No Jugamos Juegos.
Throw me the alley.
I'm a grown man.