♫ Na na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman!
♫ Na na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman!
♫ Na na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman!
♫ Na na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman!
♫ Na na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman!
♫ Kicking all the butts!
♫ Buttman!
♫ Punch you in the guts!
♫ Buttman!
♫ Whap you in the nuts!
♫ Buttman!
♫ You've got a Buttman strut.
♫ Buttman!
Yeah!
(fart noise)
- [Annoying Orange] Hey yo, it's AO back again with
another game video!
Buttman is back, and guess what?
We've got a new modified minion collector!
Sir, don't stand under the minion ramp, that's not
gonna be good for ya.
Okay.
Okay, sidekicks, stop fighting over shotgun
you do this every time!
Fartboy, get in the pickup.
Aww, there's not enough seats, shoot!
Okay, we're gonna have to turn around, pick him up
after we get a couple of minions, 'kay?
There we go, yeah, this, is...
Aww, there, we got one minion!
(laughs)
See, now, if ever I have trouble creating minions
I can just collect 'em on the street, put 'em in my pickup
and then we're good to go!
Yeah!
Oh yeah, we need to go get Fartboy.
Okay, oh, I see him, I see him!
He's waving his arms!
Fartboy, we're coming for ya!
(singing cavalry charge)
Yeah, Fartboy, aww now, ya missed!
(laughs)
Fartboy loves monster truck massages.
(laughs)
Where'd ya go?
Alright, comin' for ya, Fartboy!
'Kay, this time ya gotta get in the back, 'kay?
Alright, I got all my minions!
Here we go!
Hey, Fartboy!
No shooting bazookas in the back of the truck!
I find it ridiculous that I even have to say that to you!
Okay, what did I just say?
Stop shooting bazookas back there!
We're collecting minions, not murdering them.
(laughs)
Oh, man!
Guys, don't run away, get in the back of the pickup
it's a party!
Okay, you guys, no, no, no.
You're just ramping off of the truck.
(laughs)
Ah, those minions really flew off the handle.
I'm sure they're fine!
(laughs)
Uh oh.
Where you going, buddy?
Fartboy, you okay back there?
You're looking a little limp.
Ooh, I can collect cars, too!
That's even better.
I didn't even hit anything!
I must have ran into Fartboy's ego.
Excuse me, I'm drivin' here!
Things are really rampin' up for the cops!
See ya later!
(laughs)
Oh, it's so good.
Ooh, let's see if I can pick this guy up.
(cavalry charge)
(laughs)
Ahh, gotta pick somebody up!
Here we go, here we go!
I blame you, Fartboy!
C'mon, pedestrians!
It's your civic duty to become minions!
(laughs)
"Doody."
Where you goin'?
(laughs maniacally)
You guys having a moshpit back there?
Sounds like it's fun!
(laughs)
Cray for three!
Whoa, got another one!
And another one!
Now it's a party, minion party in the back!
Sit down, Fartboy, I'll be easier!
Got another one.
Man, my new minion collector rules!
It works really well!
Come with me, buddy!
You're now a minion.
You have to do my bidding now.
Don't shoot your bazooka back there, Fartboy!
Oh no you don't, get back in here.
(laughs)
That lady really flips out for being a minion!
(cackling)
Yes!
Uh oh, that guy's gettin' hit, yeah!
This is the best thing ever.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, look at that vertical!
Yeah, got him!
You are now mine!
You must do my bidding!
Oh no, did I become evil again?
Am I evil?
Is this an evil thing to be doing?
Ooh!
She'll be fine.
Her name's Bartanamas Buttflips.
Really wanna see if I can get one of those cars and
(laughs)
What'd you do, Fartboy?
Seriously, did someone cement these cars to the ground?
What is going on?
Police, go for a ride!
Later, hot potater!
Okay.
Oh no, I missed him!
Oh, it was so close.
C'mon, we can get one!
(laughing)
Here it comes!
Buttman!
Catch the car, yeah!
We got one, we got it!
Oh no, it's making me top heavy!
Oh no, oh no, we lost it!
Oh no...
Fartboy, I blame you.
It's like Pokemon, you gotta catch 'em all.
Yeah!
We got another one!
Oh, police one and two!
Come on, guys.
Get in, get in!
Ow!
I bounced a cop car off of Fartboy's head.
You okay, Fartboy?
Think I can get another one in here?
Let's see, let's see, come on...
Yeah!
(laughs)
Okay.
I guess it's harder to collect a vehicle that's been--
Fartboy, what are you doing?!
Truck massages, truck massages.
We have crime to fight, get back in the vehicle, Fartboy!
There you go.
What did I just tell you?
Get back in the car!
You're always bailing on us, Fartboy.
What's going on?
It's like you don't want to be stuck in the back of a truck
with cars and people and minions!
Yeah, what do you mean there needs to be seat belts
back there?
That's crazy talk!
You've got to keep it loose, Fartboy!
(cackling)
What'd I tell you?
You gotta stay in the vehicle!
There you go.
Perfect, now stay in the vehicle.
Get back in.
(laughs)
There we go, good to go!
I wanna collect another vehicle.
I only have one in here right now!
I have one vehicle and a Fartboy.
Since he shot all of my minions with a bazooka.
Yes!
Two vehicles!
We have a two vehicle Fartboy sandwich going on in here!
Yeah!
Stop bouncing around, Fartboy.
You're kind of making it a little weird in here.
You're screwing up the cabin, Fartboy.
Stop jostling the...
Oh, no, I lost a car!
(laughs)
All is lost!
Eww.
Where'd you go, Fartboy?
Where you at?
Aww, you got pooped on by the truck!
Get back in the truck.
No, not the car!
You realize I spent most of this time trying to just
keep you in the back of the truck, Fartboy?
(laughs)
There we go.
Come on, Fartboy!
Stay in the truck!
It's not that hard.
I can see your legs.
Fartboy!
If you cannot stay in the back of this truck, you're gonna
get fired as a sidekick.
There we go.
No!
Excuse me, truck!
I need to get Fartboy.
Okay, Fartboy, stop being--
(laughs)
Stop being a pooper scooper, now just stay back there
okay?
We have some crime to fight, we got things to do!
Quit messing around, okay?
(laughs)
Okay, we have to report that this bus is stalled out.
We've got to take it to its next destination.
We got a lot of people inside that need to get
to where they're going, okay?
Perfect, here we go!
We've just gotta get...
Aww, naaw, it didn't work!
Fartboy, it's all your fault!
'Scuse me, police, I'm trying to get around you here.
Whoa, no, Fartboy.
Don't do it!
Aww, you did it again!
Would you stay in the back of the truck?
Yes!
Two for the price of one.
Now maybe that car'll sit on top of you and then
you can't fly out.
Alright!
Now we're sitting pretty!
Alright, guys.
Now seriously, we've gotta go fight some crime!
Let's do it!
(garbled sounds)
You broke it!
You broke it, you bought it!
You're buying it, Fartboy!
400 easy payments of four billion dollars!
Almost there!
Yeah, there we go!
We've got that Fartboy sandwich going on in there now.
Fartboy, you're messing up the camera!
I saw you, you jumped out, get in here!
(giggling)
Fartboy's gonna have a headache.
Just gotta squeeze in through here like
(garbled noises)
Come on, come on!
Yeah!
Gotcha, Fartboy.
I don't want to drive on that side of the road.
I wanna drive on this side of the road!
Perfect!
Yeah!
♫ It's rainin' cars, hallelujah, it's rainin' cars!
♫ Hallelujah!
Sir, have you thought about a career of being a minion?
Ah, too late, you are one now!
You've been recruited!
Sometimes it's really hard to collect minions on the street
so I'm just putting some inside there.
I'm doing it with my mind!
My mental powers.
Yeah, what are you staring at?
Okay, I think that's enough minions, but I can't quite
tell, I'm gonna have to check inside and see.
I gotta move the camera--
(fart noise)
Buttman is now--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the?!
What happened?
Buttman, your fart ripped a hole in the space time
continuum!
Oh no!
Okay, everyone just stay calm, stay calm.
I know you might be frightened right now because
you're stuck inside of the sidewalk, but I've got
the perfect solution!
Hold on.
Grenade out!
(laughs)
Did that work?
(garbled noises and screaming)
Hey!
I think it worked!
Hey, everybody, how's it goin'?
(laughs)
It feels good to be a problem solver, right?
Oh, man, okay.
What's that?
What's that you say, officer?
You wanna see my awesome parkour skills?
Okay!
Sure, I'll show you, watch this!
♫ Da na na na na na...
Whoo!
Ha, did you like that?
(pained grunt, giggling)
I'll just do a kick flick whammy bar off the
yeah!
Butt spinnies!
Buttman has the best parkour skills, did you see that?
Did you see that moving vehicle, right over the hood!
Yeah!
Buttman meant to do that.
I don't care what you say.
Buttman has the best parkour skills of anybody!
He's the parkour champion.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna jump right off this.
'Kay, watch this.
(pained grunt)
You're just saying that because you sat in a dog turd.
Oh yeah, let's do some roof jumping, come on!
Yeah, Buttman, you know what's going on!
You've been watching Matrix, haven'tcha?
Oh, here it comes, okay!
Let's see if we can flip off this.
Yes, come on, oh yeah!
Chimney roll!
I got this
(pained, garbled noises)
He recovered, it's fine!
Sir, come back, I'd like to show you my sweet
parkour skills!
Watch, watch me ollie!
The police officer shot your ketchup packet!
I'm so sorry!
Hey guys, can I talk to you for five minutes
about being a parkour champion?
Whoops!
Hey, you dropped your donut.
Hello, sir?
Sir, you okay?
Uh, you're getting an "F" for your parkour skills.
Here, let me do an impression of you, this is you!
(pained grunt)
(giggling)
Owie!
Inner tube!
Who's putting inner tubes over here?
Alright guys, while I continue to show the rest of the world
my awesome parkour skills, I'm gonna sign off!
Thank you so much for watching!
Make sure you do everything you can to make this
the most popular video on the internet, 'cause
(started garbled noises)
'Til next time, later, hot potaters!
(laughs)
Parkour it up lady, check it out!
(grunts)
Owie!
I meant to do that!
♫ Na na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman!
♫ Na na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman!
♫ Na na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman!
♫ Na na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman!
♫ Na na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman!
♫ Kicking all the butts!