Well, as you probably know or I hope you know,
last night was the premiere of my new game
show, Ellen's Game of Games.
And to celebrate all-- yes.
[APPLAUSE] If you missed it, it's fantastic.
And to celebrate, all week long we're
having a Game of Games tournament
right here where one person will win $100,000.
So today we're playing Dizzy Dash.
My friends at Shutterfly are sponsoring this tournament.
And not only do I love them, I love
using them to create personalized photo gifts.
So if you see your photo on the screen,
you get the gift of playing today.
Who's who?
I'm Taylor.
Hi, Taylor.
Where do you live?
What do you do?
I live in Glendale and I'm a corporate recruiter for Target.
All right.
And you are?
I'm Joyce.
Yes.
And I'm-- oh, god.
I work for a nonprofit.
OK.
You just made that up.
Took way too long.
All right.
First of all, all you have to do is go sit-in those chairs.
And then I'm going to explain what's going to happen.
Go have a seat.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
Buckle up.
Then National Gaming Safety Council
has given me these instructions that I must read.
Please pay attention closely.
You are sitting in beautiful Ed by Ellen chairs
available now at Thomasville.
The Safety Council made me say that.
Now, you're buckling your seat belts.
You'll spin around.
I will ask you a question.
For safety reasons, you must rest your head
on that headrest behind you.
Keep your head on the head rest.
Don't get out of your chair until you hear this noise.
[DING] And then you'll race to grab that ball
and answer the question.
The first person to get three points
will come back play for $100,000.
Oh, my gosh.
OK?
All right.
Here we go.
Heads against the head rest.
Oh, my god.
Head against the board.
In the phrase Ellen's Game of Games,
there are four Es, two Ms and one apostrophe.
How many As are there?
Whoa.
Oh, my gosh.
[DING]
Two.
Yes.
OK.
Now here's the thing.
You did not pay attention.
You have to keep your head back.
You immediately lifted your head when we started spinning you.
I got nervous.
You were rebellious, extremely rebellious.
All right, heads back.
Oh, my god.
Last night's Game of Games was two hours long.
How long is a foot long sandwich?
Whoa.
[DING]
I'm fine.
Twelve inches.
That is right.
OK.
We're good.
OK.
So we're going to need more padding.
Oh, my gosh.
Are you OK, Taylor?
I'm good.
Yes?
Yeah.
Andy, are you still worried about your crotch or are you--
because--
Sorry.
My bad.
Pay attention to her.
Oh, god.
All right.
Here we go.
2018 is a year of the dog.
Snoop Dogg was born in the year 1971.
1971 is 47 years ago.
Four plus seven is 11.
At what convenience store can you find Slurpees?
[DING]
Seven 11.
Yes.
All right.
Two to one.
It's a tight game.
Here we go.
I grin when I watch you spin.
And you'll grin if you win.
What words rhymes with orange?
Whoa.
[DING]
I'm sorry.
Orange, crorange.
I don't know.
Well, really, technically, no word rhymes with orange.
So crorange does rhyme, but technically none,
so you are the winner.
Yeah.
All right.
You're not moving forward, but so you are coming back
to play for $100,000.
You're going to go home with a 55 inch TCL Roku TV.
[APPLAUSE]
Hi.
I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos,
like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
like ball peen hammer and also some videos of Ellen
and other celebrities, if you're into that sort of thing.