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Hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of 'I Don't Bi It,' my name's Alayna Fenderr, and I'll be your host
There are a lot of myths and misconceptions floating around about sexuality these days
And I'm here to get to the bottom of them. Or the top. AM I RIGHT, MAN!?
Today's episode is extra special because our guest is finally a real life, man
I mean we had Michael on before, but he's gay, so--
Doesn't count
Barely!
Chase Ross, everybody!
Welcome here, welcome to the show
I am very excited to be here. Especially because I am a real-life man
How do you identify male female or trans?
Oh, no
Being trans and being cis are not different genders
I identify as a trans man
Because you take public transportation
Exactly I was assigned female at birth
And I have always felt like a man inside so I transitioned
Is that kind of like dressing and drag?
It's not like dressing in drag
When did you decide that you wanted to become a man?
Oh my goodness
What was it like one of those things when you're growing up and you're a little kid
and they're like we might be when you grow up, and you're like a man
N-no I
I wanted to be a vegetarian
I always felt male and when I was younger I was like I think I'm a boy
I want to be a boy because people didn't see me as a boy
So I would like dress in masculine clothes people saw me as like a tomboy, and then I would
Like drag
In order to become a man. What was that process like did you have to go on a Vision Quest?
Did you have to go through some sort of initiation?
No I did not
Do you have to learn how to pee standing up
Yeah! This is who I am so I am a man inside,
But now that you're a man you would never have a man inside
Because that goes against everything that masculinity stands for
just be the most masculine thing ever to have two masculine men together
Mmm-mmm!
How can the rest of us lowly females follow in your footsteps and evolve?
Oh, like you want to be a man!
That's how I should have answered the question when I was younger cuz then I could be not just a veterinarian but a
Doctor. You know what I mean?
Oh my goodness. There's a little thing called gender roles and gender expression
you're kind of conflating the two. You can be a doctor if you're a woman.
Ehhhhhhhhhh
You can!
I've never seen it
I know one
What was the first thing that you did as a man?
The first thing I did as a man...
Like if I was a man for a day, I would smash that glass ceiling with my man fists!
Have you ever thought of doing something like that
Never, I am not a masculine person
Masculinity does not equal gender
Debatable. When you date something are you the man or the woman in the relationship?
Well?
Because I am a man that would make me a man in the relationship
So how do you decide who pays for meals?
I feel like whoever pays for a meal is whoever has the most money, honestly
Right, the man!
But if I'm the man and I don't have money
Then what does that make the other person who is a man that has no money?
A Daddy?
Speaking of paying for things how much money you make?
Oh my god
Did you have to start getting paid more per hour to become a man?
Or is that something that happens the second that you transition
The second that you transition?
And this is what I mean when I say for the rest of us females out there
We need to evolve, we need to stand to pee!
It's not fun to do that, you get piss all over yourself , honestly
You're doing it wrong. Which bathroom do you use?
I don't use bathrooms.
No wonder, so many people are doing it these days
Exactly, it's a trend.
It's time for a lightning round.
In the lightning round I ask you questions and get quick answers
Oh like Family Feud
Like lightning round on fire
For this lightning round
I thought that we could evaluate your masculinity, cause as a cisgendered person. It's my job to do that
Ready?
Never
Do you like steak?
No, I'm vegan
Oh, boy
-Do you like beer? -No.
-Do you like b*****s? -Nnnnno.
-You're zero for three here, this is not looking good for you -I know, its-its a derogative term.
-Have you ever worn makeup? -Yes.
-Have you ever cried? -Yes.
-Have you ever kissed another dude? -Yes.
I don't understand that, we know there's no such thing as male bisexuals.
-Do you think periods are icky? -No?
I'm trying here? To like at least give you a couple masculinity points?
Do you think they're a little bit icky?
No. It's a natural--
Just work with- just work with- just work with me.
-Do you want me to say yes? -Yes. Disgusting? -There you go. You get one point. -Okay.
-It's disgusting. -Okay two points
Congratulations. You're a real man
Masculinity confirmed.
Those are all the questions that I have for you today. Thank you so much for being on your show
No problem
I know that you enjoyed yourself
Next time as a trans person who is a man
I will evaluate your femininity because I have the right to do so
Go for it.
Come get it boys. Thank you guys so much for watching
I hope you enjoyed this episode if you want more episodes like this
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Until next time, bye
Bye!
Unless you're a man.
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