Hey, gorgeous! Are you ready?
Actually, change of plans.
-Get in here. -Whoa!
-Uh...is everything okay? -Oh, everything's more than okay.
So much, in fact, that...I think we should take this to the next level.
Ooooh, snap!
So you mean like something steady?
Well, maybe, but not if you keep using the word "steady".
Well if this means what I think it means, I'll say whatever you want.
Well, let me put it this way:
I want you to follow me to the bedroom...my brother!
My captain! My king!
(thud)
You're my one...my own...my preciousss!
Are you into Sesame Street roleplay or something?
-I guess I can get into this. -What?
-What? -(girlfriend) Sesame Street?
Yeah, that was an Elmo impression, right?
Elmo?!
Hey, it's kinky! I can get into it.
Do you want me to tickle you, Elmo?
(giggles like Elmo)
Hee hee hee hee hee!
Tickle, tickle! Elmo thinks you're sexy!
-Hee hee hee hee! -F*cking Elmo?!
-Ow, what the f*ck?! -Try Gollum, baby!
-Who is Gollum? -From the Lord of the Rings?!
Oh, well I've never seen those movies.
But you've read the books, right?
The Lord of the Rings were books?
(boyfriend) Wait, wait, wait, wait...
Give me another chance.
Kinky stuff, right? I'm into kinky stuff!
Sci-fi, though. I'm not into that fantasy stuff.
Oh, really? What then?
I love Star Wars.
A classic. Nice.
Luke...(breathes like Vader)...I am your father!
(breathes like Vader)
-Hoo, that's hot. -Yeah, your turn.
(Jar Jar Binks impersonation) Yousa thinka yousa people gonna die?!
Let this be lesson guys:
It doesn't matter if you're Caprakin, Cebation, or Dothraki...
if you think a Jar Jar Binks reference is cool,
you will never get inside my preciousssss.