This is Spudgy
Spudgy is a dog
Spudgy barks
[crickets chirp]
I said, Spudgy barks
[crickets chirp some more]
Come on Spudgy! Just follow your lines! It's written right here in your script!
All you gotta say is ARF ARF ARF!
[sound of spudgy walking away in disgust]
Ok, wait wait! Wait wait wait wait wait. Simon...
You're doing this all wrong. [Okay?]
Spudgy is a Korean Dog. [All...right?]
He speaks Korean. [.......o...kay?]
Okay, let me fix the script, just hang on a second
[sounds of Martina's awesome typing skills]
Okay! Spudgy: read that.
Mong mong mong!
Ummm, okay? What just happened there?
What? You think all dogs sound the same?
....chyeah? Don't they?
Ugh! Are you some kind of dog racist?
Just because Spudgy looks like a dog doesn't mean that he's like every other dog!
He's Korean. He speaks Korean!
[well, I'm not...saying that...he's supposed to be...like]
Yeah yeah yeah! Save it. Look. Korean dogs go "mong mong mong"
And English speaking dogs go "arf arf arf" or "bark bark bark"
It's not all the same, you know?
[...what about Korean cats?]
Oh my God, Simon, you are desperately in need of a crash course on animal sounds.
Ugghhh [Simon mouths something inaudible]
[music]
Now, some animals sound very similar while others are extremely different.
So we're gonna start with the similar sounds.
Cats: MEOW!
Yaoong! Yaoong!
Ducks: Quack quack! Quack quack!
Guack guack. Guack guack.
Cows: Mooooooooo!
Uhmeeeehhh or uhmooooooo!
[laughing] Yup
Bunnies: [sound of bunny nose wiggling]
Bunnies: [identical sound of bunny nose wiggling]
I can wiggle my nose better than Simon can.
I flare my nostrils.
Bunnies don't flare. Those are dragons.
Dragons flare their nostriles? [yes!]
How many dragons have you seen? [At least three!]
Dragon time! Oh yeah! [No! I won't allow it!]
Ha! Damn!
Sheep: Baaahhhhhh!
Uhmeehhhhhh! Almost the same.
Sounds like a goat.
It's a sheep okay? Uhmeeehhhh!! [It's a sheepgoat]
Horse: Neiighhhrrhrhhr
Heeeheeeheeeheeeing.
I think yours is a little more frilly.
She's just laughing at life.
And now for something completely different:
Dog: Arf arf arf! Or WOOOF WOOF WOOF!
Dog: Mong mong! Mong mong mong! Mong mong mong mong mong mong mong.
Or: while! while while! While!....what?
You've never heard a dog bark like that before?
Whao whao whao? [Spudgy does that all the time]
I...I've never heard that before.
Frog: Ribbit ribbit ribbit.
Frog: Gaykul gaykul. Gaykul gaykul gaykul.
It sounds like a witch being thrown down a hill.
Gaykul gaykul gaykul! Don't melt meeee!!!
Don't melt me? [That's what witches say!]
They say "I'm melting." They never ask people to not melt them.
Of course they do! What if you're throwing water at a witch when she's rolling down the hill?
A ha! He didn't think about that, did he?!
Martina 1. Simon 0.
Pigs: oink oink oink oink oinkoinkoinkoinkoinkoinkoink.
My favorite one. Pigs: gul gul gul. GUUUL gul gul gul gul.
That actually sounds pretty accurate. I think that's better than oink oink.
Gul gul gul gul. GUL GUL GUL GUL GUL.
[let me just say that writing captions for this episode has been ridiculous]
But they sound very suspicious and scheming if you ask me.
*in a suspicious voice* Gul gul gul gul gul.
Owls: Hoot. Hoot. HOOT HOOT HOOT!
Quite possibly the most baffling one: Owls:
Buong! Buong! ............... buong buong!
I don't think owls have lips to make the B sound.
BUUUUU OOOOONNNNG!
That's just Bu-WRONG! OHHHHH! That was pretty clever.
Lions: RIAOW WOW WOW Oh my God! *coughing*
Haha! What kind of lion...that lion was being killed?
haha yes! riaowowowow.
That's a panther. Riawowow. Roar!
Lion: RAOWRAOWRAOW!
Lion: eoh hung! eoh hung! eoh hunnnggg!
That is the lamest lion ever.
I'm sorry, maybe I'm not doing it right, I don't even know how to pronounce this,
because I can't even grasp that it's a lion. Eoh-hung.
Eoh hung! Help me, Korean people, help me.
Bumble bee: bzzzzzzZZZzzZZ!
Bumble bee: wiiiiiiing! wiiing wing
wing wing. wing wing wing wing.
*sounds of some weird bee that decided to become a fighter pilot instead*
Did you just headbutt me?
Most bumblebees headbutt. It's a little known fact in the animal kingdom.
They don't actually use their stingers. They're just for decoration.
That's true!
*whispers* that's not true [it's true] it's not!
Bear: ROAR! or Dinosaur: ROAR!
Bear: Euh reuh rang! or Dinosaur: Euh reuh rang!
Euh reuh rang. [Euh reuh rang?]
I, I think I maybe got it wrong, but that's what my students told me.
No, I'm reading it here it says euh reuh rang.
Euh reuh rang! Are you fooling with me students?
Because Grammar grandma's coming for Johnny.
Don't make fun of me?
Chickens: COKA! COKA CO!
*Arrested Development FTW. If you haven't seen the show by now...boy, you're missing out*
Are you done yet? Coka.
Have you even seen a chicken?
Yes I have.
Alright. Korean chickens go: Ko ki oh! ko ki oh!
Ko...ki...ohhhh.
Does it clap?
Chickens don't clap.
Oh.
*awkward silence*
*music*
*Spudgy doing the chicken dance*