This show is amazing!
No, this show is boring.
Hey, what’s this under the pillow?
Huh. It’s some sort of weird remote.
Might as well give it a try.
Hah hah! I’m moving so fast!
Whoa! Let me try that!
Look at me! I’m so slow!
Oh. It wore off.
Wow. He really is moving slow.
So slow!
Hey! Give that back to me!
No! I’m not done with it!
Let go! I found it first!
Oh. I think we’re paused…
Whoa! Look! We’re in a challenge now!
Looks like we’re in for some speedy fun!
Wait. You need to pick a card, first.
Okay then I’ll take this one.
Cool. Looks like I got slow.
I got fast!
Let’s see what we’ve got!
Wow! That’s some nice looking pasta!
Forks are ready! Let’s dig in!
I love that first twirl of pasta.
Oh! I think I’m starting to speed up!
Woo! Look at that pasta spin!
Wow. That looks like… something…
I got the whole plate in one twirl!
Now for some speedy eating!
…how can she fit so much on one fork?
Oh! OH NO! It’s spicy pasta!
I need to cool off my mouth!
Save me, ketchup!
Phew. That’s so much better.
Yikes. I guess it’s my turn to eat some pasta.
I like to eat one pasta noodle at a time.
I just keep chewing until I reach the end.
This is one long pasta noodle.
Oof. It’s taking forever.
I’m almost at the bottom of the plate!
Huh. Guess I’m going this way now.
Wait! Where are you going?
Huh. He’s gone.
Excuse me. Just following my noodle.
Huh? Where’d this guy come from?
What? Where’d he get that long noodle?
Hey, kid. That’s my noodle.
Get your own food.
Hey! You’re back! Where’d you go?
I don’t want to talk about it…
Okay, let’s flip our cards!
I got slow again.
And I got fast again, too! Let’s see what we’ve got!
Wow! A perfect corn on the cob!
Wow!
Okay, time for some more quick eating!
Hah! I’m the fastest!
Wow. You’re really making a mess…
That corn was so delicious!
Could you even taste it eating that fast?
I’m going to eat mine nice and slow. To savor it.
With this toothpick I can eat one kernel at a time.
See? A perfect little bite.
Mm. Very tasty.
Time for another kernel.
This one was just as good as the first ones!
Huh. Why won’t this kernel come up?
Oh no! It got away from me!
Ah! What the heck? How dare you!
Take your corn kernel back, you slob!
Yikes. That did not go well…
What’s that over there?!
While he’s distracted, I can switch the cards!
There’s nothing over there.
My mistake. Let’s flip the cards.
Fast again!
I got slow. That’s good since I know what to expect.
Let’s see what we’ve got for this one.
Oooh! This one is exciting. Bubblegum!
Time to open them fast!
I don’t need any of these wrappers.
There we go. A nice pile of gum.
Wow. That’s pretty impressive all right!
Ooh, I can’t wait to chew these!
Here I go! All at once!
Now for some speedy chewing!
Okay, I think it’s ready!
Look! I made a little heart!
Wow! That’s amazing!
Guess it’s time for me to get started.
I’ll have to start with the outer wrapper.
I’ve got a piece. Just gotta open this, too.
Time to start chewing.
Chew chew chew.
Just gotta keep chewing.
Ah!
You’re still chewing?!
I’m outta here.
And time passes…
Hey, I’m back. Whoa!!
I’m still chewing this gum.
Ohhhhhhh…
Hey, why don’t you flip yours first.
Hey! I got slow this time!
And I got fast! Yes! Something new!
Let’s count down. Three, two, One! And open!
What? A giant pepper?
I’m not excited about this one at all.
Yes! I got a tiny pepper instead!
So cute and wee!
Stinks to be you!
Well, whatever! Time to eat this fast.
Whoa. That IS fast…
Spicy! SO SPICY!
Oof. That was a rough few seconds.
I have to go slower, but at least it’s small.
Just a tiny little bite can’t be too bad, right?
Ugh! Even the tiny bites are super spicy!
It’s too much! Help! I need some help!
There’s got to be something in here that can save me!
My emergency supply of Nutella? Nope!
This dumbbell? I don’t see how that could help.
Hey! My ping pong paddle and ball! I was wondering where that was.
Finally! That’s what I was looking for!
My supply of milk.
Ha ha ha! You’re ridiculous! Look at your milk mustache!
Hah! I guess I am!
Last challenge! Let’s check the cards!
I got fast again! That’s what I’m talking about!
Hey! I got medium! Exciting!
This one should be a good one!
No way! It’s not good, it’s great!
A whole delicious cake for each of us!
Oh, I know what this needs.
Some hot tea in a nice mug!
A perfect cup of tea to really set the mood.
Ahhh. So delicious and warm.
Now to try the cake.
Mmm.
And I’ll follow the bite with my tea. Just right.
That does look good. What’s the best way for me to eat this?
Just like this!
Brgrgrhrrr
So good!
Oh… oh wow…
This cake is so good! I can’t slow down!
Come here, strawberries!
Heeeeey. You gonna eat your cake?
No! Stay away! It’s mine!
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