GOOD SHAPE, GIFT CARD WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. HI, JAMES.
>> WHATEVER ARE YOU DOING, YOU OUGHT TO THINK TWICE.
CUZ I'M TAKING NOTES IF ARE YOU NAUGHTY OR NICE.
>> OKAY, LITTLE BUDDY.
JUST POP THAT BACK THERE.
ATA BOY, JAMES.
>> IT'S GAME CALLED WILLEMDAFOE OR WOULDN'T EM DA FOA AND THERE
WITH PICTURES OF WILLEM-- DID YOU JUST.
>> NO, NO, NOT ME.
NO NOW YOU MENTION IT, I CAN'T SMELL THAT.
CRACK A WINDOW.
IT WASN'T ME.
>> HI, JAMES.
YOU MUST TELL THE TRUTH OR SOON YOU WILL SEE, NO PRESENTS FROM
SANTA UNDER THE TREE.
>> IT WAS ME.
IT WAS ME, I'M SORRY.
WE ALL DO IT I'M SORRY.
(LAUGHTER) >> KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
>> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU DOING.
JUST CHECKING IN, HOW IS IT DOING, ALL GOD.
>> YEAH, JUST RECOVERING FROM THE GIG THE BAND HAD LAST
FRIDAY.
>> James: YOU GUYS SOUNDED FANTASTIC.
WERE YOU GREAT.
I'M SORRY I HAD TO DUCK OUT EARLY BUT YOU KNOW, I NEVER MISS
SEEING THE BAND PLAY.
>> THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME, JAMES, THANKS SO MUCH.
>> HEY.
>> HI, JAMES, I'M ALWAYS WATCHING THROUGH SLEET AND
THROUGH SNOW, IF YOU TRY TO FIB, THEN SANTA WILL KNOW.
>> I WASN'T AT THE GIG.
I DIDN'T GO.
MY DAUGHTER WAS SICK.
>> JAMES.
>> OKAY, SHE WASN'T SICK, SHE WAS FINE, I WAS WATCHING YOUNG
SHELLEDON BUT IT WAS A NEW EPISODE.
IT WAS A REPEAT.
>> WHERE AM I GOING?
HEY, YOUR FINGERS TICKLE.
>> WOULD HOO, JAMES.
>> OOO.
ELF SMOOTHIE.
>> JAMES, I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU SILLY.
IF YOU WANT TO PUT SANTA IN A GOOD MOOD, REMEMBER THE BLENDER
IS ONLY FOR FOOD.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH JAMES?
HERE'S A TRICK WITH THE TAPE IF YOU HAVE GIFTS TO WRAP.
FOLD OVER THE CORNER AND MAKE A SMALL FLAP.
>> CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE A SEASON OF JOY SO COME ON-- .
>> James: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE WITHIN I DON'T SEEM LIKE ARE YOU
IN A GOOD CHRISTMAS MOOD.
WEE.
>> James: SCREW YOU!
I TELL YOU, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE DAY I'VE HAD.
BRYAN CRANSTON SENT ME THE WEIRDEST CHRISTMAS GIFT.
IT WAS-- ANYWAY, I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HOME WITH YOU, NOW, BABE.
>> HI, JAMES.
>> James: NO!
(APPLAUSE).