happy holidays fruity toots today it's
the mistletoe kissing challenge our
contestants are grapefruit good morrow
and little apple
what's up not you that's for sure
[Laughter]
orange sorry just a little humor to get
things started now then are your
mistletoe hanging contraption
thingamajig securely attached yep check
then let's kiss things off
may i get three minutes on the clock
please when time runs out meet back here
whoever's gotten the most kisses wins
sounds easy enough you think that but i
hear it's a smooch harder than it looks
okay what did we go
all right grapefruit here we go let's
see here uh find somebody to kiss find
somebody to kiss sauces
hi grapefruit you uh may have noticed we
are standing under mistletoe yeah so
so
so we should kiss as is tradition also
we should do it quickly so i have time
to go kiss a lot of other people too in
the next 10 minutes if that's okay with
you how romantic sorry grapefruit i only
kiss people i'm dating hey that's fine i
can work with that let me take you on a
date no dice how about the restaurant
around the corner i got 86 from there
last week seriously they banned you from
their restaurant it wasn't my fault okay
it actually kind of was it was a burping
related offense you know actually no i
have no idea what that is okay well
turns out the restaurant's owner is
kevin bacon and he doesn't appreciate
having the lyrics of footloose burped in
his face who knew okay fine we don't
have to eat let's go to the coffee shop
right over there sorry i'm 86 from there
too their coffee makes me burp
specifically one time when i drank their
coffee then burped in the face of the
owner emilio estevez i had no idea so
many celebrities owned businesses around
here oh yeah you know the bar right over
there well i want to go there on a date
no the 86 me big time my point is matt
damon owns the bar and i burped in his
face once i don't have time for you and
your celebrity burps cobains passion
we're on the mistletoe you should kiss
me ew
i'm totally grossed out ah we get it
you're in love with orange
limb burger hey little burger cheese
will you kiss me
no but i'll let you watch me kiss my
boyfriend for a joke
ah my eyes
oh
and that's time let's see how they did
grapefruit how many kisses did you rack
up zero obviously how nice is anybody
supposed to get kisses in just three
minutes oh no seems like little apple
did pretty well for himself 57 did i win
did i win bro of course you won how'd
you do it tell me well it was easy i uh
i was just true to myself and that's
such baloney what did you do huh what'd
you pull what's the scotch tape with the
back of your head all about huh okay
fine fine i'll tell you my secret
i cut out the face of this terry styles
poster and i stood against a wall
outside his concert little apple that's
pathetic
yeah i know but also brilliant give me
that poster so i can try um if you say
so
here we go
hey oh ladies warm alarm to the left hey
oh hey a celebrity i haven't burped on
yet
you