( music playing )
Jesus Christ.
Kevin: One second!
Here I come!
- Here I come. - You want me to open it?
- Nah, man. - Okay.
I said I'm coming.
- Hey, man. - What up, man?
- Hey. Wow. - Give me some, man.
Wow. This is a nice house.
- Do you like it? - Yeah!
I need to start doing standup.
Yeah, and I bought it all cash.
- The whole house. Cash. - Yeah? All cash?
Yeah, just a duffle bag filled with money in it.
- And you're just doing standup. - Yeah.
- Just some standup? - Well, other stuff.
Come on, man. Come in!
- This is my kitchen. - Oh, nice, man.
Yeah, this is where I put everything at,
- all the food and stuff. - Wow. This is cool.
Ladies and gentlemen, the legend, the man, the myth,
I'm talking about Bill Hader. Say hey, Bill.
- Hi. How are you guys? - Oh, man.
- I'm excited to have you on. - This is going to be fun, man.
You know, I haven't let anybody in my house yet.
- Really? Why? - Anybody.
Just not my thing. But you? You're a good guy.
- Aww, thanks, man. - So if I'm going to have anybody in my house...
Aww, that's nice of you, man.
- ...it's going to be you. - Really? All right?
And we're going to do workout stuff.
I'm excited, too. Just alone?
- Just the two of us? - Ain't nobody else here, man.
This is not going to be a regular workout.
Let's see what's in some of these boxes.
Oh, nice.
So, just so you to know,
like, a lot of this stuff, when I'm ordering it...
- Uh-huh. - it's because, you know,
at night, you may have worked out,
you may not have worked out, and you see these infomercials
and the stuff pops up, and it's like some days
I don't feel like going to the gym.
- Yeah. - I can just be in my house.
Right, usually at night, just laying in bed,
flipping the channels.
Or the couch or whatever, but, you know,
you see this stuff, and you're like, "I got to get it."
What's with the menorah?
Oh, yeah, that's my-- that's my thing.
Your thing?
I've been doing that for a minute.
So...
And the white family is yours, too?
Or is that your thing?
Over there? Oh, no, no, no.
Those are some of my political friends.
You know how it is, when you're dealing with Democrats or Republicans,
you got to make them feel welcome all the time,
- put their faces up. - Oh, I got it.
- Oh, make them feel-- - I've always done it.
- Come on, man, let's sit down. - All right.
You also see my karate trophies up there.
Nobody even knows I'm a black belt.
- So what do we got? - I think this is--
- We got... - Yeah!
What-- is that a workout thing?
This is a...
Is that from the Hustler store?
Oh, my wife! My wife got this.
It's the Facial Fitness Pao 7.
Yeah. Yeah, I remember this.
- This is for... - Facial fitness?
- Yeah. - This is, like--
This is if you want to-- oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to, like, put your mouth--
- What? - You put your mouth on this thing.
- What? Wait, no. - Yup. Yup, yup, yup.
- Look at the-- - No, that's it.
You put your mouth on this.
Look at the directions first before you--
I don't need to. I remember now.
Kevin.
Do not put your mouth on the--
- No, I'm joking. - Is that what it says?
How did the guy who invented this--
he was just in his garage and he came out one day,
and was like, "Honey!"
- Okay. Look at this. - "This is going to make us ( bleep ) millions."
But the directions are only in Chinese.
- Wow. - Let's do another one.
Let's get another one. Oh!
- Oh, wow. - Yes! Yes!
I think this is my ab thing.
I've seen this thing on TV.
I think I saw Chuck Norris with it.
Oh. Nice.
Oh, shit.
Yeah. Yeah.
Huh? Yeah, Bill.
- Look at me. - No, it's great.
You see a difference already?
- Yeah. No, I do. - Yeah. Totally.
- Do you want some? - Do I want some--
You want to come-- you want to come get some?
Huh?
I'll let you get in here.
You want a little bit? You want to hit it, Bill?
Do I want to hit the machine or the--
Yeah, the machine. What are you talking about?
Nothing, man. I just--
The ( bleep ) are you talking about, Bill?
- The machine. - No, I know.
- No, I thought we were-- - What did you hear?
I thought we were having a nice conversation about--
Here. Go ahead. I was talking about the machine, man.
- No, I got you. - Jesus Christ.
No, it's just that we're alone in your house and stuff,
- and I was like, this is fun. - Okay, Bill.
If this was one of those infomercials,
they would go, "Yeah, see,
the beauty of this machine,
it's not just working your abs.
You're also getting a triangulated crunch.
That's your-- that's your upper-- no.
- Bill, Bill. - Shit.
- Bill, what the-- - Shit. Sorry.
I got it. No, I'm good.
You know, at "SNL," I did a lot of impressions and stuff.
- Yeah. - You do impressions though, right?
If you call what you do impressions,
then, yeah, I guess I do, too.
All right, well, who do you do?
Can you do Al Pacino?
If I wanted to, yeah.
- If you wanted to? Just... - Do Al Pacino?
Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, what is your Al Pacino?
See, I used to do them on the shows like,
"Wow! Look what's going on here.
That's nice! I like that.
Whoa, here with Kevin Hart.
Woo! Look at all that wine."
You know, I mean, if you wanted to.
Can you do something like that?
She's got a big ass!
A big ass!
Any given Sunday.
- What movie is that from? - "Any Given Sunday."
- Oh, right. Yep. - Let's open up another one of the big boxes.
- Yes! - Oh.
Yes!
- Oh, my God. - Wow, what is this?
What do you mean, "What is this?"
- Is that a-- - It's the Rodeo Core.
( laughing )
Why, hello.
- Hey. - That's how you do it.
- No, that's not-- I don't-- - Oh, Jesus.
The purpose is to hold your-- you got to hold your core in.
- Oh, I get it. - Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah! No.
No, no, no. Don't-- Bill.
No, no, no. Bill, I think you--
- What? - Well, you may be--
- you may be too heavy for it. - Oh.
I think it's your bodyweight that's too heavy.
- Oh, now I got it. - Yeah. Yeah, see?
Get a rhythm going.
- Huh? - Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah. Look at that.
God, I wish I had my phone right now.
Oh, my God. Hey.
Ooh! Ooh.
Yeah, you should take that out.
- No, no, no. I got it now. - Yeah, this is good.
Oh, you about to make me--
oh, oh, you about to make--
Oh, you...
Are you all right there? Did you, uh--
Thank you, Rodeo Core.
Can you do Alan Alda? Do you know Alan Alda?
- Yes. - I used to do him auditioning
for "Back To The Future." Biff from "Back To..."
"Hey, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?"
I can do Chris Rock. "What the ( bleep )."
Chris Tucker. "Come on, man."
Can you do Chris Tucker in "Fifth Element"?
"Oh, man! ( babbling ), man!"
- Jackie Chan. - Okay, what's that?
"What do you mean, I speak no English?"
Denzel. I got a great Denzel.
What's Denzel?
"I'm putting cases
on all you mother ( bleep )."
- That's good. - That's all I got.
- Whoa, shit. - Whoa, Jesus.
- Shit. - Whoa, whoa.
What does this do?
- This is the-- - The Hawaii Chair?
The Hawaii Chair. I bought this--
- What does this do? - Well, this is, like,
you can basically hula-hoop...
- Uh-huh. - ...whenever you want.
And I was like, "I got to get this,
because the lady that was in it,
she was eating a cupcake and hula-hooping at the same time.
And I was like, "Sometimes I don't feel like exercising."
- Mm-hmm. - But this chair make you.
Don't go up in speed, boy.
- Oh, this thing here got a-- - Maybe I should unplug it?
- Are you all right? - No, no, no. I'm good.
Got to keep your balance up top, though.
I'm gonna stop here. I'm gonna stop now.
I'm going to leave you and the chair alone for a little bit.
No, no, no. I got it. Stop it.
I'm going to go ahead and stand up.
- Do I have to do it now? - Yeah, just do it.
Just sit on-- press the green button.
It's gonna catch you off guard.
- Shit. - Shit, yeah.
- Oh, my God. - Yeah. It's like a good thing, right?
Press up. Here, you got to...
- Let me see. - Yeah, that's kind of nice.
Let me get your speeds up.
( imitating trumpet )
No, no, bro. You got to stay straight.
- Oh, shit. - I like the hula chair.
- They did that. - It keeps on wanting to take me--
Yeah. You feel like you're in Hawaii right now?
- Huh? - I don't remember going to Hawaii
and having my ass spun around really fast in a chair, no.
That just mean you ain't go with the right people.
Oh, this? I can watch TV like this.
That's actually good though, because it's working so much.
- Do you feel it? - Where you feeling at?
Kind of in my butthole. It's kind of--
- Wait, what? - Shit.
All right, all right. Stop. All right, here we go.
All right, all right. I'm stuck in it.
I'm stuck in it. I'm stuck in it.
It's off. It's off. It's off.
Turn the cameras off for a sec so I can--
Shut them down for a sec, guys, so he can--
- You all right? - Yeah, I'm all right.
Just my balls got-- all right.
I got a good Rock impression.
- Oh, okay. - Are you ready?
- Yeah. Yeah. - All right.
"Daddy's gonna need a bigger gun."
- I can do Vin Diesel. - Oh, let's see Vin Diesel.
"Family."
That's it.
You got to watch the movie again.
- All right. - Cool. We can just go.
Shake Weight!
Come on now, you got to be happy to see the Shake Weight.
I don't want to be doing this alone with you in a house.
Yeah!
( funky music playing )
I heard though, for, like, arms and for your abs
you need to be...
- No, no. - kind of like that.
( music continues )
No, it helps your core if you're like this.
No, that don't--
And if you get two of them at once...
No. No. I doubt that that's--
Now, if you get two like this,
that helps your arms and your core at the same time.
Bill. Bill, I doubt this is--
But this one, you got to get this one going.
( music continues )
- You dizzy? - I'm something.
- A little bit, right? - Yeah.
I'm not the only person that fell for this, okay?
I'm not the only person that watches infomercials
and buys things in bulk.
So don't make me think I'm crazy.
Don't look at me like I'm crazy.
I'm proud of the products that I bought.
And I'm proud of the fact that Bill came over my house
and got to test all these things out with me.
( shuddering )
Yeah, Bill, get down.
- On a serious note... - ( pop )
this isn't my house, so we should probably
get the ( bleep ) out of here.
It's not? See, I knew it wasn't your house.
Man, why are you-- Come on, man.
The dude told me that I could come by.
He just wasn't here.
- Shit. - Shit.
No, I got it. I got it.
- Can you grab it? - I got it. I got it.
Go, go, go, go, go!
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