- Oh, this isn't awkward.
Have you ever had a sex dream about me?
- Um.
(classical music)
- Hi, I'm Taz.
- And I'm Michelle Miley Moore.
- I'm Nadine.
- I'm Naime.
- I'm Russel. I met Adrian about 12 years ago.
And I've been kind of stuck with him ever since.
Cheers. - Cheers.
- Cheers, love you bitch.
- That's all right, actually.
It's nice and smooth.
Okay, when was the moment we became besties?
- So, I arrived at the country
and I was like,
"I have no friends,
"I have no friends",
and, yeah, you seemed nice
and I was like,
"So I need a friend,
"And it's gonna be you". - (laughing)
- "And I'm gonna hang at your house all the time,
"we're never gonna sleep together
"and we're just gonna drink and have lots of fun
"and be really great mates".
- Yeah, that kind of sums up our relationship,
doesn't it?
- Have you ever masturbated in my house?
- In your house?
No, that's weird.
Nah, no no no no.
- Have you ever masturbated in my house?
- Oh.
- Why are you thinking about this?
- Have you ever masturbated in my house?
- (exhales) (laughing)
- See, Sam has slept on my sofa--
- (laughing) I totally have. - a heck of a lot.
- Yeah, no, I totally have.
I masturbated on your couch one time
when you were sleeping (laughing).
- I've done a lot of things in your house
but I don't think I've masturbated.
- Have you ever masturbated in my house?
- Nah, absolutely not.
- Did you ever wank?
- I told you, I'm going in,
I promise you, I'm telling you.
- You're all red, you're a black man,
you've gone all red.
What's going on man?
You've gone all red there.
(both laughing)
- This is why I like you,
cause you're so full of shit in the nicest way.
- Have you ever hooked up with one of my partners?
- Definitely thought about it.
Um, but, no.
- Well, we've offered.
- Yes, but, no. (laughing)
Maybe one day, in the future
when I'm like more chill about shagging my pals, but...
- Anyways, next question.
- No, it's my turn to ask a question.
- Oh. - All right,
Have you ever heard me having sex? (laughs)
- We don't have to--
- Oh, no?
Yes, yes.
(squealing and laughing)
- I was in the hot top, oh yes.
- So we were there at the hotel,
and I was totally getting a blowjob,
which was cute.
And I'm looking over,
and literally jacuzzi right down there,
Taz is like that. - Getting a blow job.
(both laughing)
- Hey, you're in the jacuzzi. - Hey.
- See you for breakfast. - Great holiday, woo.
- And then breakfast was good, continental.
- Continental, we love that.
- We love that.
- What's the thing you dislike about me the most?
- Honest answer? - Yeah.
- I would really really like it
if you didn't suck your thumb (laughing).
- It's just a habit, I can't help it.
- If you'd try really hard-- - It's like wanking.
- Have you disliked someone I've dated?
- I disliked everyone that you ever dated
and the concept of you having a girlfriend
just pissed me off.
I was like, get out. - But yeah, I think--
- Like I just want our friendship to be us,
and I may or may not have called a girlfriend
and even been like,
"I don't want him to have a girlfriend!
"Because, he's like, my number one go-to person
"And she's really not going to like me, I can tell"
- All right.
Have you ever had a crush on me?
- A 100%, yeah.
- Yeah, same.
- And also, with all the people that I'm close to
like, including you, there is a slight element
of like a crush, as well.
- But yeah, all of our, all my friends.
- 100%, yeah.
(both laughing)
- Have you ever crushed on me?
- No, I want to be your friend.
- Cool, next question?
- Have I ever told you a secret that
you've gone and told someone else?
- Most definitely. - 100%.
(both laughing)
- Sometimes, I'll tell you a secret
so I know that it gets out. - (squeals)
- (laughing) But you're gonna lie.
- Shit!
- Have I ever told you a secret you've gone
to tell someone else?
- That's the first question,
have you ever told me a secret? (laughing)
Russel, stop!
- So, I was sucking my thumb there, did you see?
- See, see that!
- Ah, man. - Exactly!
- I didn't even realize! (laughing)
- You see what I mean?
This is what I deal with!
- Is there anything I do that you think is disgusting?
- You fart inappropriately (laughing).
- That's fine, it has to come out!
- I mean, like yeah, totally, but like
time and place, girl like,
maybe I'm just a bit more like PG-13
with that, I'm like--
- PG-13?
You left your douche in my bathroom!
- Bitch, if it wasn't for me
you wouldn't have a douche, so.
- So, as well as with sucking your thumb,
you've also got this little habit of
picking your bellybutton.
It's so weird, and disgusting.
- I have an obsession with my bellybutton.
I've got an outie, and I like feeling pain
on my bellybutton. - Weird.
- I get pliers, and squeeze it.
- Shut up.
- Pliers and squeeze it, or-- - I didn't know that,
I didn't know that!
- Or get pins, or just leave a clothes peg on it all day.
Stick that on and it's all good.
(laughing) It's all good.
Sorry, that is it, I'm not lying.
- Never thought we were gonna go there,
on that one.
- Oh, this isn't awkward.
Have you ever had a sex dream about me?
- Um...
- Yeah, I already know you're not going to say if you have
cause you have a girlfriend
and shit would get really awkward
if you say so,
so please don't.
- If clearly wasn't a memorable one if it was.
- Yeah, there you go, right?
Like, valid.
You know what, I haven't had a sex dream about you
but I did tell a mutual friend
that I thought that you would have
good technical skills and be a generous lover.
There, ya go, so.
- I'm gonna find out which friend you told this to now.
- Uh, (both laughing)
I would think it's normal to imagine
what your opposite sex friend would possibly be like
in the bedroom, not saying I want to sleep with you,
but I was like, I can tell.
- Great. (laughing)
- When was the moment we became besties?
- That's a nice question to end on.
- That's a nice question.
I think it's when I bought you your first douche.
(both laughing)
- You goddamn bitch!
(laughing)