There has been criticism that people are just doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge for personal
attention.
“What’s this now?” said the Kardashians.
Hey folks welcome to the New Show, I’m Ross Everett and time is a flat circle.
It’s Monday and while it might seem like we have no control over our lives, I assure
you: you’re right.
Because no matter what we did this weekend, it all connects back around:
While it didn’t start over the weekend, the ALS ice bucket challenge might have peaked
over it.
It’s a weird thing to think that a charity donation drive can “peak” but people are
now wondering if the challenge has lost its meaning.
And while some people like Bill Gates are donating big bucks to ALS as the challenge
originally intended, it seems like a lot of people are just wasting water to join in on
the Internet fad.
And seeing as how California is in a drought that notion is upsetting a lot of people.
There are two sides to this coin.
Yes, a lot of people are dumping buckets of ice water on their heads and not donating
but because of the challenge’s notoriety, a lot of influential people have gotten involved
who might not have otherwise, not to mention the sheer amount of attention that is being
called to ALS that’s worth way more than the ten dollars a person.
And it’s nice to see people like Bill Gates and Jack Black get wet and uncomfortable and
look like a shriveled up dicks.
Much like the shriveled up dicks that were found in a fifty two year old man’s apartment
in Croatia.
The man is aptly nicknamed the “Penis Collector” that has even Superman saying, I’ll let
you handle this one Wonder Woman.
Although, it would be a weird day to haul evidence in the invisible jet.
The man was arrested after police found- and I quote “Jars and Jars of human penises
soaking in formaldehyde” which also wins our worst quote ever award!
Sorry, quote “Kim Kardashian to publish selfie book” maybe next time, but still
hopefully not.
It’s unclear how exactly the man got his hands on so many human penises but it’s
believed that they were cut off from the dead bodies of hospital patients.
It’s clear this man’s talent of dick removal is needed down in Ferguson where the ever
growing issue of Police brutality has become the spotlight this weekend.
While the National Guard has been called in to handle this situation, Journalists have
been threatened by Ferguson police to prevent them from covering the story with some officers
even threatening to shell people they’re agitated by.
Some people will do anything to cover a story to provide information so comedians like me
and SourceFed can create this type of content that goes on to become STREAMY nominated!
Oh yeah, the Streamy nominations were announced and SourceFed and SourceFed Nerd were both
nominated which is just tops.
There’s a bunch of new Streamy categories this year expanding to Vine and even pranks
which are including, but not limited to dumping water on your friends head much like someone
would do for a charitable cause like ALS.
BADABING BADA-BOOM Full- freaking-circle!
We’re exactly where we’re supposed to be.
It’s serendipity, it’s synchronicity, its perfect.
The world is our oyster and everything is going according to plan.
So relax, baby, and let the life wash over you.
Man it’s good to be alive.
You guys, what’s been your favorite ice bucket challenge so far?
Let me know and you can even leave a link to it in the comments below.
And don’t forget to donate if you’re doing the challenge.
Other things you shouldn’t forget to do: like and share this video, subscribe to the
channel and if you want to see a little Q&A with Will Haynes from Streamy nominated SourceFed
you can click this annotation or the link in the video description below.
Also, we’re so close to meeting our goal of $1000 on our charity drive in memory of
Robin Williams so if you can donate even $5 to this cause, the link is in the description
below.
I’m Ross Everett.
And I’m sopping wet for charity.