Hello
Hey - I called up earlier about a gaming headset I wanted to put aside.
ah that was you
yeah
Yeah, what was the was the name again?
Ah its BEN
B
E
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Ben
thank you.
All right. Here it is
Yeah, that'll be three hundred seventy dollars
cash or credit?
ahhh cash, if thats okay?
yep thats good
one. two. three.
ahhh there it is...
So it was 370?
370...
Here we go
errr
This is fake money this is not real money.
Well its money... so
This money specifically this is money for monopoly it actually say monopoly on it
Let's let's not split hairs. Money's money. I mean if I came in with American dollars you'd accept that, right?
Well American dollars is real currency for America
We're in New Zealand
Where the legal tender is New Zealand Dollars?
Exactly, right? So it's all - moral a story. It's all real money. This is money
It's real so
I'm gonna I'm gonna call the cops
What?!
I'm calling the police
you're threatening to call the police just because a
Consumer wants to purchase some goods from your establishment.
You want to purchase goods with fake money?
That's that's fraudulent that theft that's - you can't do that.
I'm calling.
What are you doing?
I'm calling the cops to hopefully get you kicked out if not, banned
okay Okay, so you are saying you're trying to tell me that my money isn't good here.
That is exactly what I'm telling you
Unbelievable. I am a paying customer
paying with monopoly money
Yes. Hello. Yes. I'd like to report a theft please.
Corinthian Drive - Playtech. Yeah, he's still here
Absolutely
outrageous
The thief is still here
I can't believe you're actually doing this you are infringing upon my rights as a consumer
You are literally insane. You can't just walk into a real store with fake money and purchase goods the world
It doesn't work like that
here we go again with the fake money nonsense. Look this is
legal tender, you know how I know that because it says
Legal tender
that's handwritten
I can see the pen you made a mistake
you're getting bogged down in details mate who wrote it is irrelevant
The point is it's written. legal tender. It's it literally says it on there. It's legal tender. You have to take it
I guess we're going to see what the cops say when they show up.
Yeah, I guess we will
it's gonna be good.
It's gonna be great
Its mine. Its mine. Its not yours
Hello gentlemen
what seems to be the issue here?
Well, this gentleman is attempting to purchase this product with fake money with monopoly money
This gentleman is trying to stop me from making a completely legal purchase of one gaming headset with some legal tender
Sir that's a it's not legal tender
What so you're trying to tell me that real notes
With actual numbers on them isn't real tender.
Sir that's ahh monopoly money. It's not legal New Zealand tender
Ah-ha-ah-ha trapped ya - gotcha, this isn't monopoly money
It is monopoly New Zealand Edition money ergo therefore visa vee legal tender
Sir I have to ask you to leave the premises now. Otherwise I will have to arrest you
Oh, yeah, and what are you gonna do?
Like I just said I'm gonna arrest you.
Yeah, right
Okay. Well, what about this? What about this little
Rhetorical adventure. What if say one of these was to fall into your pocket?
Just hold it, just see how it feels in your hand
Yeah, no difference. It's just monopoly money.
No, what if
Two of these would have fall into your pocket.
Are you trying to bribe me sir?
No
I'm not trying to bribe you. I'm just I'm more trying to just buy my way out of getting in trouble,
sir I'm gonna have to ask you to accompany me to the station
You can't do that. You cannot do that. You are infringing upon my right.
If you dont stop now I will have to use force
Outrageous no wait stop this is outrageous. No, wait, wait wait, you can't arrest me because I
have this
Chance
Get-out-of-jail-free
This card may be kept until needed traded or sold
hmm
I'm sorry, sir.
No, that's quite all right. You weren't to know
I wasn't to know but I didn't mean to disturb you
No that's quite all right, it's good. All right, so I'll give you that and I'll make a legal purchase
Of this gaming headset
Good day
I'm sorry sir. I couldn't be of any more
Okay. See ya right. Bye
Sorry, sir. I couldn't be of any more help here
This is a legally binding document the chance card. So I'm gonna have to ummm let you get back to your duties and
In the meantime, I'm gonna have to confiscate this
Cuz its some police evidence, okay
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